Category: ART
A CRACK UP NEWS STORY FROM 2016
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91 year old woman fills in crossword at museum – only to discover it was a £60,000 artwork A 91-year-old woman has been questioned by police in Germany after she filled in the blanks in a piece of modern art […]
TESTING IMAGE SIZES
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Which image sizes work best? 3 x 4 600 x 450 px 700 x 525 px 800 x 600 px 16 x 9 600 x 338 px 700 x 394 px 1542 x 876 px […]
THE UNIVERSE WANTED ME TO SEE THIS
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NEW FRONTIERS IN ARTISTIC EXPRESSION Sometimes the universe conspires to make things happen (and I’m not saying that to mock Louise Hay, who I’m a big fan off, even if I don’t always fully emulate her online) Arriving early to […]
JOHN LYDON INVENTED ALL THE COOLEST MUSIC
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JOHN LYDON INVENTED ALL THE COOLEST MUSIC There was a time when music was the real deal but that ended decades ago Most old farts know that John Lydon invented punk in 1977 with his band The Sex Pistols. Never […]
HEADING DOWN SOUTH
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ON THE FERRY TO PICTON The first step to going down South (I’m talking about New Zealand here, so “south” doesn’t mean Mexico!) is to catch the ferry across the Cook Straight to Picton. It can be rough on a […]
BADCOCK BEATS A WOMAN TO DEATH WITH A STICK
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Down at our local art gallery, John Badcock is having an exhibition. He is a photo realist, and his lead painting is of a naked man beating a woman with a stick. I carefully added some Toyota HiAce van reflection […]
I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED
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I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED Sometimes we just have to bend over and take it like a gimp. This one time, I was abducted by aliens. After twelve hours of anal probing they informed me that I […]
WHY DO WE DO THIS SHIT?
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MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A BUCKET OF ACID AND TRIP OUT Like most real people who blog, as opposed to bots who generate posts on social media using AI, and all the secret agency employees who polish their knobs, […]
ON THE BUSES
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Cruising about on the electric buses Double decker buses are a hot new photo platform. Wellington’s new electric double decker buses are actually pretty cool – cruising through Newtown there are all sorts of sights to be seen from the […]
LIKE RESPLENDENT INFANTS TOPPLING OFF OUR OWN THRONES
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Make sun while the hay shines. We were running about in our online playground waving our dicks in the air and making squeaking noises. We thought that if we played by the house rules we would become large and godlike […]
REAL ART – NOT SOME STONER CRAP
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DONE BY A PROPER ARTIST There I was walking past a flash inner city art gallery and in the window was a painting that looked just like something I might of done myself after a session with so primo sticky […]
ALL I COULD SEE WAS PINK HITLERS
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GAY NAZIS ALL OVER THE PLACE Imagine if you packed so much primo bud into your PAX 3 vapouriser that after you smoked it while watching Keven Smith, all you could think about was Hitler. In gay pink. When you […]
THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION
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THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION I once wrote about a short story by Philip K Dick, called “The Martian Anal Division”, and it was about a parallel version of our world in which everything is run by and for the benefit […]
FINANCIAL ADVICE FOR 2019
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I KNOW THE FUTURE Being a day ahead of most of you, I know some things you don’t. So this is all intended as financial advice. You should fully commit every dollar you can borrow and invest in my predictions: […]
THOSE THAT KNOW, MOSTLY SHUT THEIR FACES
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HOW TO BE POPULAR I’ve learned all sorts of things here on Steemit this year. One of them is that posting popular opinion gets you followers, upvotes, and much love. But calling bollocks on widely believed opinion gets you unfollows, […]
ARE CRYPTOCURRENCIES AND STEEMIT ALL SCREWED?
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JUST HOW DODGY ARE STEEM AND STEEMIT? The truth is I have no idea and like everyone I’m guessing. Here are some of my best guesses: Cryptos are now mostly owned and manipulated up and down by the same zionists […]
I HAVE NO FRIGGING IDEA
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Are we really in the shit with cryptos, and on Steemit, and about to get our arses spanked? After two years and three months on Steemit, I went from being a nobody, up to maybe being a small somebody, but […]
WHEN EVERYTHING IS A BIT SHIT – WE NEED EXCITEMENT
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BE MORE EXCITING YOU BORING OLD FARTS When we are all bummed out we are boring and nobody can be arsed reading our shit But what we need is less excrement and more excitement! Back in the 70’s there was […]
IMAGINE HOOVERING UP SOME STICKY SHIT
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Imagine sucking down some primo weed from the vape and watching some freaky shit going on. But being too baked to type words can lead a mind to pick up a pen and make shapes… Do shapes have meanings? Is […]
I KEEP DOING STRANGE THINGS WITH TRANNIES
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Ever since I first learned that pretty much every “female” actress, pop star, and celeb in America is some form of tranny, I became a bit obsessed with “transvestigations” And the funny thing about all this is that is that […]
STREET ART
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Street Art American artist Tom Bob is using street “furniture” to create art that interacts with it’s surroundings. From turning a sewer into a frying pan, to transforming gas meters into quirky lobsters, Tom Bob is making the city a […]
NEW PICTURES #56
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NEW PICTURES #56
NEW PICTURES #32
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SOME MORE OF MY STRANGE ART
I gotta quit worrying about shit
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I GOTTA QUIT MAN I gotta quit worrying about shit. As well as trying to work out every conspiracy for the past century as usual, this week I’ve been checking out accounts on Steemit right left and center and concluding […]
IS DONALD CHUMP A PIONEER IN INTER-SPECIES SCALP TRANSFERAL SURGERY?
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IS DONALD CHUMP A PIONEER IN INaTER-SPECIES SCALP TRANSFERAL SURGERY? It’s widely known that the don is a big fan of scalp reduction surgery. That is where they get the sides of the scalp and stretch it up to cover […]
BLOWING UP POLITICIANS
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IN NEW ZEALAND WE CELEBRATE BLOWING UP POLITICIANS Every year on November the 5th, we have a huge public celebration of blowing up politicians with lots of bombs. Its called Guy Fawkes. Rather than hiring hundreds of crisis actors to […]
It only took me six hours to paint this :)
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I stood in the street painting on my canvas while passers-by threw cigarette butts at me when I asked if they could spare any change. But it was worth it in the end!
DEEP ART EFFECTS
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I started taking selfies and then my tongue started poking out and I couldn’t stop slobbering…
PAINTING IN THE STREETS
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PAINTING IN THE STREETS Street art has a long history, with certain times and places like New York in the 80’s being famous hotbeds of urban art action… Surprisingly my own hood, Kilbirnie, Wellington, New Zealand has a thriving street […]
A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS
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A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS Sometimes I draw pictures of freaks. I have no idea why, but there is something fascinating about freaks… And especially if they have their weeners blowing about in the breeze 🙂
SIX CHANGES I’D LOVE TO SEE ON STEEMIT
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SIX CHANGES I’D LOVE TO SEE ON STEEMIT Not being a tech boffin, I have no idea how to do any of this stuff or even if it would actually work. Very possibly there is a chat area filled with […]
A GALLERY OF AMAZING PHOTOGRAPHS
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Here are some totally awesome photos
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A WHOLE BUNCH OF TOTALLY GOING OFF ART
OUR NEW FROT ICO
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THE FROT ICO The square profile basic image works well for a variety of uses, and has become popular because it works well on phones and is used by Instagram. Sizes used on Instagram are explained here. This is my own Instagram gallery. […]