THE UNIVERSE WANTED ME TO SEE THIS

Sometimes the universe conspires to make things happen (and I’m not saying that to mock Louise Hay, who I’m a big fan off, even if I don’t always fully emulate her online) Arriving early to an appointment I was drawn […]

JOHN LYDON INVENTED ALL THE COOLEST MUSIC

JOHN LYDON INVENTED ALL THE COOLEST MUSIC There was a time when music was the real deal but that ended decades ago Most old farts know that John Lydon invented punk in 1977 with his band The Sex Pistols. Never […]

HEADING DOWN SOUTH

ON THE FERRY TO PICTON The first step to going down South (I’m talking about New Zealand here, so “south” doesn’t mean Mexico!) is to catch the ferry across the Cook Straight to Picton. It can be rough on a […]

WHY DO WE DO THIS SHIT?

MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A BUCKET OF ACID AND TRIP OUT Like most real people who blog, as opposed to bots who generate posts on social media using AI, and all the secret agency employees who polish their knobs, […]

ON THE BUSES

Cruising about on the electric buses Double decker buses are a hot new photo platform. Wellington’s new electric double decker buses are actually pretty cool – cruising through Newtown there are all sorts of sights to be seen from the […]

REAL ART – NOT SOME STONER CRAP

DONE BY A PROPER ARTIST There I was walking past a flash inner city art gallery and in the window was a painting that looked just like something I might of done myself after a session with so primo sticky […]

ALL I COULD SEE WAS PINK HITLERS

GAY NAZIS ALL OVER THE PLACE Imagine if you packed so much primo bud into your PAX 3 vapouriser that after you smoked it while watching Keven Smith, all you could think about was Hitler. In gay pink.  When you […]

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION I once wrote about a short story by Philip K Dick, called “The Martian Anal Division”, and it was about a parallel version of our world in which everything is run by and for the benefit […]

FINANCIAL ADVICE FOR 2019

I KNOW THE FUTURE Being a day ahead of most of you, I know some things you don’t. So this is all intended as financial advice. You should fully commit every dollar you can borrow and invest in my predictions: […]

THOSE THAT KNOW, MOSTLY SHUT THEIR FACES

HOW TO BE POPULAR I’ve learned all sorts of things here on Steemit this year. One of them is that posting popular opinion gets you followers, upvotes, and much love. But calling bollocks on widely believed opinion gets you unfollows, […]

I HAVE NO FRIGGING IDEA

Are we really in the shit with cryptos, and on Steemit, and about to get our arses spanked? After two years and three months on Steemit, I went from being a nobody, up to maybe being a small somebody, but […]

IMAGINE HOOVERING UP SOME STICKY SHIT

Imagine sucking down some primo weed from the vape and watching some freaky shit going on. But being too baked to type words can lead a mind to pick up a pen and make shapes… Do shapes have meanings? Is […]

STREET ART

Street Art American artist Tom Bob is using street “furniture” to create art that interacts with it’s surroundings. From turning a sewer into a frying pan, to transforming gas meters into quirky lobsters, Tom Bob is making the city a […]

I gotta quit worrying about shit

I GOTTA QUIT MAN I gotta quit worrying about shit. As well as trying to work out every conspiracy for the past century as usual, this week I’ve been checking out accounts on Steemit right left and center and concluding […]

BLOWING UP POLITICIANS

IN NEW ZEALAND WE CELEBRATE BLOWING UP POLITICIANS Every year on November the 5th, we have a huge public celebration of blowing up politicians with lots of bombs. Its called Guy Fawkes. Rather than hiring hundreds of crisis actors to […]

DEEP ART EFFECTS

I started taking selfies and then my tongue started poking out and I couldn’t stop slobbering…

PAINTING IN THE STREETS

PAINTING IN THE STREETS Street art has a long history, with certain times and places like New York in the 80’s being famous hotbeds of urban art action… Surprisingly my own hood, Kilbirnie, Wellington, New Zealand has a thriving street […]

A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS

A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS Sometimes I draw pictures of freaks. I have no idea why, but there is something fascinating about freaks…   And especially if they have their weeners blowing about in the breeze 🙂  

ART

 A WHOLE BUNCH OF TOTALLY GOING OFF ART                

OUR NEW FROT ICO

THE FROT ICO The square profile basic image works well for a variety of uses, and has become popular because it works well on phones and is used by Instagram.  Sizes used on Instagram are explained here. This is my own Instagram gallery. […]