Category: FROT DESIGN
WHAT I WANT FOR MY THIRD BIRTHDAY
FROT
So long and thanks for all the steem Now I know I said I was going to quit whining about the demise of Steemit, but here is one last post about Steemit… Although I’m not really using the platform any […]
WHY DO WE DO THIS SHIT?
FROT
MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A BUCKET OF ACID AND TRIP OUT Like most real people who blog, as opposed to bots who generate posts on social media using AI, and all the secret agency employees who polish their knobs, […]
REAL ART – NOT SOME STONER CRAP
FROT
DONE BY A PROPER ARTIST There I was walking past a flash inner city art gallery and in the window was a painting that looked just like something I might of done myself after a session with so primo sticky […]
MY ADVENTURES IN SOCIAL MEDIA
FROT
MY NEW ADVENTURES IN SOCIAL MEDIA Does Steemit still have an upside after all? After venturing onto pretty much no social media platforms other than Steemit for nearly three years, recently I’ve been out exploring the wilderness. I’m not going […]
HOW TO REVERSE AGING WITH CHAIN SMOKING
FROT
THE KILLS Music this century has all turned to shit, so it’s hard to find any bands that don’t suck. One of the very few good ones was The White Stripes. They kicked arse. And there is another duo that […]
TO SHARE OR NOT TO SHARE?
FROT
CAN I BE ARSED? After finally waking up to full extent of all the fake accounts on Steemit, I mostly lost interest and stopped posting at the start of February. Now that I’ve got my head around the extent of […]
WHAT DOES “FROT” MEAN?
FROT
WHAT DOES “FROT” MEAN? From time to time, some pervert asks this. But other people are afraid to even utter the word. Maybe they think it means something pervy or deviant. Well actually… We have been using the word FROT […]
20 Health Benefits of Gelatin
FROT
20 Health Benefits of Gelatin Skin Health: Gelatin has amazing skin healing properties because it is a rich source of dietary collagen, which is the key protein in the body made up of amino acids. Gelatin makes up 25% to […]
BLOGS, SPAMS, and EMAILS
FROT
In 2017 things are different Back around 2007 blogs were more popular and email was widely used as a tool for communicating information. My old blog Wheels Sift seemed to have actual people looking at the posts, and when I […]
Is Pinterest becoming another evil social media site like Fakebook?
FROT
Is Pinterest becoming another evil social media site like Fakebook? As recently as not long ago Pinterest was just a cool place where I went to look at amazing pictures and collect them like downloaded movies in my own folders. […]
FROM VOLCOM TO MOOLOV
FROT
We are poised to change the entire fashion industry with one creative vision. Back in the 90’s we were selling a clothing brand called SHIFT. One day it occurred to me that all we needed to do was shorten the […]
A NEW BLOG DIRECTION
FROT
MY LATEST BLOGGING EXPERIMENT My latest experryment: From April 1 2017 I stopped posting anything to see if it made any difference to the traffic on this site. For two weeks, it seemed to make none whatsoever. But then the […]
Ever totally missed a season?
FROT
Ever totally missed a season? If the missing season was winter, probably nobody would really mind. But Wellington New Zealand has just missed summer, and gone straight from spring to winter (yes, we have missed autumn as well). We have […]
A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS
FROT
A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS Sometimes when I’m walking about I see freaks and if possible I snap a photo of them. And sometimes I just draw some freaks. I have no idea why, but there is something fascinating about […]
Why do computer systems all generate geek fanboy cults?
FROT
Why do computer systems all generate geek fanboy cults? Around 20 years ago when computers were all totally new to me, I became interested in using Photoshop to make cool pictures. So I did a couple of Photoshop courses and […]
Some life changing pages on this website
FROT
Some of the most important pages on this website. This site has around 400 pages and it pulled in well over 10 million hits last year. The traffic is growing rapidly, and it will soon be up over a million […]
Should you eat Dairy products? Part 1 – Pasteurisation
FROT
Should you eat Dairy products? Part 1 – Pasteurisation To drink milk, or not to drink milk, is a question that isn’t easily answered. There are a lot of conflicting theories about dairy products, depending on where you’re looking for […]
Favourite Steemit Tools
FROT
STEEMIT TOOLS There are many handy Steemit tools. These are the ones we use the most. Steemstats Most useful overall tool In the left column you can see your reputation, how many votes you’ve cast in the last 24 […]
2017 STARTS HERE – MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION
FROT
My plan for world domination through website and social media use in 2017 I aim to stay focused on these five sites: ONE. This blog, which includes everything that I feel like posting online. This year I plan to copy […]
CYCLE SERVICES – THE NEWSLETTERS
FROT
GIVE ME CYCLE SERVICES NEWSLETTERS! The original Cycle Services Newsletters are all still online HERE – but this is going to be one huge blog post with the whole lot, just because modern searching tends to favour having a truckload […]
Cycle Services Newsletters Index
FROT
Cycle Services Newsletters Index The original Cycle Services Newsletters are all still online (All the links below will take you to the original CS Newsletters on the CS website) November 2000 One last CS Newsletter for the fans September 1999 […]
THE DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS
FROT
THE DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS Windows stopped for me at 7. When the disaster that is Windows 10 was released, I updated the classic evolution of windows meme to include it. While it would have been more appropriate to use a […]
Paper before processor
FROT
Paper before processor For me, the biggest block to posting anything on Steemit, is the computer itself. I realize this is probably a fairly atypical observation among Steemit users, so I’m certainly not posting this as some sort of creative […]
THE LONGEST COMMENT
FROT
THE LONGEST COMMENT Is there any point in posting long comments on Steemit posts? After reading a very interesting Steemit post and upvoting it, I continued down and started reading the comments. Eventually I came to one that was literally […]
SIX CHANGES I’D LOVE TO SEE ON STEEMIT
FROT
https://steemit.com/steemit/@sift666/six-changes-i-d-love-to-see-on-steemitSIX CHANGES I’D LOVE TO SEE ON STEEMIT Not being a tech boffin, I have no idea how to do any of this stuff or even if it would actually work. Very possibly there is a chat area filled with […]
The killer thumbnail image – HOT CLICK BAIT
FROT
The killer thumbnail image – HOT CLICK BAIT Can the right thumbnail image pull in viewers like a flock of birds to a moldy loaf of bread? A sub-culture that has long paid attention to front cover images is magazine […]
Is longer really better?
FROT
Is longer really better? What if we are really just hanging out to wipe our arse and get on with it? While watching some of the Rio Olympics running coverage, I came to the conclusion that the 100m sprints were […]
48 HOURS ON STEEMIT AND I’VE JUST MADE US$200 FOR A BLOG POST!
FROT
I HAVE QUIT FACEBOOK Here it is – my third blog post on Steemit has done good – I really want to understand this site better, it goes off! My original Steemit post is here: https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@sift666/is-steemit-the-future-of-the-internet-or-just-the-new-facebook https://steemit.com/@sift666 I HAVE QUIT […]
Steemit looks like the future of the internet – here is my first post
FROT
MY FIRST STEEMIT POST I have just been checking out Steemit, and to say I’m impressed would be an understatement. Here is a copy of my first post which is online here: https://steemit.com/test/@sift666/steemit-test-1 My new Steemit blog is here: https://steemit.com/@sift666 Check […]
What are the most popular pages on this website?
FROT
The Top Ten most popular pages on this website – June 2016 FROT PORTAL SIFT HOME AMERICA APRICOT KERNALS FLUORIDE PHOTOS NZ WAPF HOME BLOG HOME EARTHING ALL ABOUT MILK Recently I’ve taken to posting a bunch of tag words […]
SIFT WEBSITE FROM 2003
FROT
Wayback Machine is Fully Going Off Using Wayback Machine I can check out my websites from more than 10 years ago! I Sift, therefore I am sifty Sifting can potentially cultivate a much more aware state of mind than, […]
HIGH CLASS PORN
FROT
Is quality porn the key to a successful website? More porn than you can shake a stick at Lovely anime virgin porn , native american pom pom porn , hairy mom and son porn , sissy cock worship porn […]
THE CYCLE SERVICES WEBSITE ARCHIVE IS ALL STILL ONLINE
FROT
CYCLE SERVICES MENU NEWSLETTER INDEX CYCLE SERVICES FACEBOOK PAGE PHOTO GALLERY HISTORY TEAM CS RIDERS THE CYCLE LOGO CS FASHION THE WHARF JUMP HOW TO TALK PROPER BUSINESS 101 CLOSING DOWN PARTY FROT DESIGN A brief history of Cycle Services […]
NEW FROT SITES NOW ONLINE
FROT
OUR NEW DEB GULLY SITE IS NOW ONLINE www.frot.co.nz/design/deb-gully OUR NEW DIETNET SITE IS NOW ONLINE www.frot.co.nz/design/dietnet/
PHOTOS MAY 2016
FROT
NEW PHOTOS MAY 2016 It was a lot cooler as we moved into autumn, and I took a bunch of styling pics in May
The Original Googled page from 2005
FROT
The Hardcore Explicit Amateur Sex Spycam Adventures of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston After the madcore success of warez the coke and the bongwater trailer, I started having strange thoughts about experimenting with Brad Pit and Jennifer Anniston …. […]
WORDPRESS BLDR NOTES
FROT
WORDPRESS BLDR NOTES Notes to myself about using WordPress and the BLDR theme (There are so many menus in WordPress I really need to take some notes! ) CHANGE THE NUMBER OF BLOG POSTS SHOWING The default is 10, but […]
ABOUT THIS FROT BLOG
FROT
ABOUT THIS FROT BLOG Blogging has changed greatly from 2006 when I first did it to second time around in 2016. For me it used to be very much a separate thing from having a website, I was posting short […]
IS PURPLE TOO GAY?
FROT
Purple Purple is my favourite colour. This may mean I am a lesbian. It has been said that most men are lesbians trapped in men’s bodies. I once was outed by NZ stand up comic Cal Wilson for wearing a […]
BACK IN 2003, BEFORE FACEBOOK, ACTUAL FEEDBACK!
FROT
BACK IN 2003, BEFORE FACEBOOK, OUR SITES USED TO GET ACTUAL FEEDBACK! It’s hard to believe that way back in 2003 we were getting bollocks from clueless government puppets about APRICOT KERNALS… Thanks to WAYBACK MACHINE for the memories Apricots […]
OUR NEW BIOKULT SITE IS NOW ONLINE
FROT
OUR NEW BIOKULT SITE IS NOW ONLINE www.biokult.co.nz Biokult Advanced Probiotic Formula For Immune and Digestive Systems Support Bio-Kult is the recommended Probiotic for individuals following the the Gut and Psychology Syndrome Protocol and was formulated by a team […]
WHERE IS THE CYCLE SERVICES WEBSITE?
FROT
WHERE IS THE CYCLE SERVICES WEBSITE? – Don’t panic it’s still online HERE and this is a copy of the front page CYCLE SERVICES MENU NEWSLETTER INDEX CYCLE SERVICES FACEBOOK PAGE PHOTO GALLERY HISTORY TEAM CS RIDERS THE CYCLE LOGO […]
NEW PHOTOS APRIL 2016
FROT
NEW PHOTOS APRIL 2016 Another sunny photogenic month, I’m still aiming for vibrant hyper-realism in a Polaroid style and here’s some of my favourite photos from April
NZ FALSE FLAG
FROT
Distract the sheeple with a $26 million false flag contest I have to say I actually liked the new flag option best but hell would freeze over before I’d vote for anything the shonkey donkey was pushing, so i voted […]
LINUX MINT
FROT
A LINUX OPTION FOR 2017 For me, there is no future in Windows past Windows 7 because M$ has blatantly lost the plot and started practicing satanic worship publicly rather than behind closed doors. So here’s an option for up […]
How to make a low res jpeg look sharper with photoshop
FROT
Make crap pictures look OK 1. Image > Image Size > Resolution – change to 300dpi (Resample Bicubic Smoother) 2. Filter > Noise > Despeckle 3. Filter > Stylize > Defuse (Anisotropic) 4. Filter > Sharpen > Unsharp Mask ( […]
10 Simple Steps to Better Photoshop Performance
FROT
10 Simple Steps to Better Photoshop Performance by Marco Sousa Before getting started with Photoshop, we all should have first visited the “Edit > Preferences” menu and change the “Performance” settings to fit our personal taste and computer specifications, but […]
NEW PHOTOS MARCH 2016
FROT
NEW PHOTOS MARCH 2016 I’m taking photos like a rabid maniac at the moment – here’s a few choice ones:
NEW PHOTOS FEBRUARY 2016
FROT
NEW PHOTOS FEBRUARY 2016 Still knocking them out in Polaroid style because I think it fully goes off – here’s some of my favourite photos for February
WINDOWS 10 IS A STEAMING PILE OF DUNG
FROT
WINDOWS 10 There is a line and Microsoft has crossed it with Windows 10 – this is a summary of why we won’t be using it. Windows 10 is badly designed spyware There are two kinds of issues with the […]
DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS
FROT
DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS. I have updated the classic “evolution of windows” meme to include windows 10. It would have been more accurate to use a picture of a bucket of shit with a massive leak in the bottom, but I […]
NEW PHOTOS JANUARY 2016
FROT
NEW PHOTOS JANUARY 2016 It’s a brand new year, and here to kick things off are some of my favourite new photos. Photos copyright Ian Gregson and FROT Design 2016. If you rip any of them off we will […]
OUR NEW FROT ICO
FROT
THE FROT ICO The square profile basic image works well for a variety of uses, and has become popular because it works well on phones and is used by Instagram. Sizes used on Instagram are explained here. This is my own Instagram gallery. […]
ALL IN ONE
FROT
ALL IN ONE Oh bugger it, I have now put all my webpages into this single FROT site, and hopefully people can cope. I had literally hundreds of pages that needed updating, divided between too many sites. WordPress is faster […]
People were flinging themselves in the sea like lemmings
FROT
People were flinging themselves in the sea like lemmings – So I took photos and watched them go splash. Then I edited the photos into compositions using Photoshop and made them look like they were going splash in a more […]
IMAGE SIZES ON WORDPRESS
FROT
BEST SIZES FOR IMAGES ON WORDPRESS This is something I found confusing to begin with, so this post is a bunch of notes to myself. A big part of why I found this confusing is that coming from an old […]
OUR NEW WORDPRESS WEBSITE
FROT
NOW WE HAVE GONE ALL WORDPRESS When we did our first website in 1998 we used FrontPage 98 and posted our pages on a Paradise Homepage. In 2004 we switched over to Dreamweaver MX2004 and moved our pages to Free […]