Category: FROT DESIGN
WHAT DOES “FROT” MEAN?
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WHAT DOES “FROT” MEAN? From time to time, some pervert asks this. But other people are afraid to even utter the word. Maybe they think it means something pervy or deviant. Well actually… We have been using the word FROT […]
I AM ANAL
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YES, I HAVE SOME ANAL TENDENCIES Now I don’t mean that in some sort of sicko pervert way – I mean I like my stuff to be organised like a Formula One workshop. A few days ago I saw a […]
EACH NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM IS WORKING ITS WAY FURTHER INTO YOUR SPHINCTER
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Computer geeks always want the latest crap Back in 1998 when computers were all totally new to me, I became interested in using Photoshop to make cool pictures. So I did a couple of Photoshop courses and learned the basics. […]
WITH ALL THE ANGER OF A JILTED EX LOVER
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I BUGGERED OFF FOR THREE MONTHS On my third birthday back in August I celebrated by totally quiting all use of Steemit. I was pretty pissed off about having all my illusions totally shattered. Back in 2016 I was writing […]
BLOGS, SPAMS, and EMAILS
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In 2019 things are a bit different Back around 2007 blogs were more popular and email was widely used as a tool for communicating information. My old blogger blog seemed like it had actual people looking at the posts, and […]
WHAT I WANT FOR MY THIRD BIRTHDAY
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So long and thanks for all the steem Now I know I said I was going to quit whining about the demise of Steemit, but here is one last post about Steemit… Although I’m not really using the platform any […]
WHY DO WE DO THIS SHIT?
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MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A BUCKET OF ACID AND TRIP OUT Like most real people who blog, as opposed to bots who generate posts on social media using AI, and all the secret agency employees who polish their knobs, […]
REAL ART – NOT SOME STONER CRAP
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DONE BY A PROPER ARTIST There I was walking past a flash inner city art gallery and in the window was a painting that looked just like something I might of done myself after a session with so primo sticky […]
MY ADVENTURES IN SOCIAL MEDIA
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MY NEW ADVENTURES IN SOCIAL MEDIA Does Steemit still have an upside after all? After venturing onto pretty much no social media platforms other than Steemit for nearly three years, recently I’ve been out exploring the wilderness. I’m not going […]
TO SHARE OR NOT TO SHARE?
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CAN I BE ARSED? After finally waking up to full extent of all the fake accounts on Steemit, I mostly lost interest and stopped posting at the start of February. Now that I’ve got my head around the extent of […]
NEW PICTURES #32
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SOME MORE OF MY STRANGE ART
20 Health Benefits of Gelatin
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20 Health Benefits of Gelatin Skin Health: Gelatin has amazing skin healing properties because it is a rich source of dietary collagen, which is the key protein in the body made up of amino acids. Gelatin makes up 25% to […]
DEMANDS FOR A BETTER STEEMIT
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MY UNREASONABLE LIST OF DEMANDS FOR A BETTER STEEMIT By sift666 While we are all thinking about changes and updates to Steemit, I’d like to post my Xmas wish list Only a week ago the site wasn’t working at […]
THE COLOR PURPLE
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I have a strange fetish for the color purple (the colour rather than the book) For this post heading I deliberately misspelt “colour” as “color” so that American readers would be able to understand what I was saying. But I’m […]
Is Pinterest becoming another evil social media site like Fakebook?
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Is Pinterest becoming another evil social media site like Fakebook? As recently as not long ago Pinterest was just a cool place where I went to look at amazing pictures and collect them like downloaded movies in my own folders. […]
Is Pinterest evil?
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Has Pinterest become another evil social media site like Fakebook? As recently as not long ago Pinterest was just a cool place where I went to look at amazing pictures and collect them like downloaded movies in my own folders. […]
FROM VOLCOM TO MOOLOV
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We are poised to change the entire fashion industry with one creative vision. Back in the 90’s we were selling a clothing brand called SHIFT. One day it occurred to me that all we needed to do was shorten the […]
A NEW BLOG DIRECTION
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MY LATEST BLOGGING EXPERIMENT My latest experryment: From April 1 2017 I stopped posting anything to see if it made any difference to the traffic on this site. For two weeks, it seemed to make none whatsoever. But then the […]
THE CYCLE SERVICES WEBSITE ARCHIVE IS ALL STILL ONLINE
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CYCLE SERVICES MENU NEWSLETTER INDEX CYCLE SERVICES FACEBOOK PAGE PHOTO GALLERY HISTORY TEAM CS RIDERS THE CYCLE LOGO CS FASHION THE WHARF JUMP HOW TO TALK PROPER BUSINESS 101 CLOSING DOWN PARTY FROT DESIGN A brief history of Cycle Services […]
A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS
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A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS Sometimes I draw pictures of freaks. I have no idea why, but there is something fascinating about freaks… And especially if they have their weeners blowing about in the breeze 🙂
Some life changing pages on this website
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Some of the most important pages on this website. This site has around 400 pages and it pulled in well over 10 million hits last year. The traffic is growing rapidly, and it will soon be up over a million […]
I’M GIVING UP, I’M GOING TO QUIT
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I’M GIVING UP, I’M GOING TO QUIT It’s all too much for too little reward, and I can’t go on anymore. Now don’t panic, I don’t mean I’m going to quit Steemit, or even top myself. But I am going […]
DOWN ON THE DOCKS
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DOWN ON THE DOCKS We decided to harden up and take a walk around Wellington’s rough and dangerous port. Feeling brave we took our lives in our hands and checked out all the forbidden sights at the waterfront. Alongside the […]
CYCLE SERVICES – THE NEWSLETTERS
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GIVE ME CYCLE SERVICES NEWSLETTERS! The original Cycle Services Newsletters are all still online HERE – but this is going to be one huge blog post with the whole lot, just because modern searching tends to favour having a truckload […]
Cycle Services Newsletters Index
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Cycle Services Newsletters Index The original Cycle Services Newsletters are all still online (All the links below will take you to the original CS Newsletters on the CS website) November 2000 One last CS Newsletter for the fans September 1999 […]
SIX CHANGES I’D LOVE TO SEE ON STEEMIT
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SIX CHANGES I’D LOVE TO SEE ON STEEMIT Not being a tech boffin, I have no idea how to do any of this stuff or even if it would actually work. Very possibly there is a chat area filled with […]
MY OBSESSIVE POLAROID PHOTO FETISH
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I’m not a pro photographer and I just take photos using basic Canon digital pocket cameras. My view on cameras is that for what I want to use my photos for – posting them on websites – the cameras I […]
IS STEEMIT THE FUTURE OF THE INTERNET
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IS STEEMIT THE FUTURE OF THE INTERNET OR JUST THE NEW FACEBOOK? I HAVE QUIT FACEBOOK When I quit using Facebook on the 1st of July 2016, I had several reasons for doing so. Luckily I just logged out rather […]
48 HOURS ON STEEMIT AND I’VE JUST MADE US$200 FOR A BLOG POST!
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IS STEEMIT THE FUTURE OF THE INTERNET OR JUST THE NEW FACEBOOK? Here it is – my third blog post on Steemit has done good – I really want to understand this site better, it goes off! My original Steemit […]
Steemit looks like the future of the internet – here is my first post
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MY FIRST STEEMIT POST I have just been checking out Steemit, and I’m mostimpressed. Here is a copy of my first post which is online here: https://steemit.com/test/@sift666/steemit-test-1 My new Steemit blog is here: https://steemit.com/@sift666 Check out Steemit here: https://steemit.com Introducing […]
I HAVE FINALLY QUIT FACEBOOK
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Facebook On the 1st of July 2016 I logged out of Facebook and stopped using it. It’s been a month now, and I’m pleased to be free of its grip. I haven’t closed […]
What are the most popular pages on this website?
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The Top Ten most popular pages on this website over the past year FROT PORTAL SIFT HOME APRICOT KERNALS ALL ABOUT MILK WAPF HOME COCONUT EARTHING FLUORIDE MILK FAQ BLOG HOME
SIFT WEBSITE FROM 2003
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Wayback Machine is Fully Going Off Using Wayback Machine I can check out my websites from more than 10 years ago! I Sift, therefore I am sifty Sifting can potentially cultivate a much more aware state of mind than, […]
NEW FROT SITES NOW ONLINE
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OUR NEW DEB GULLY SITE IS NOW ONLINE www.frot.co.nz/design/deb-gully OUR NEW DIETNET SITE IS NOW ONLINE www.frot.co.nz/design/dietnet/
PHOTOS MAY 2016
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NEW PHOTOS MAY 2016 It was a lot cooler as we moved into autumn, and I took a bunch of styling pics in May
The Original Googled page from 2005
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The Hardcore Explicit Amateur Sex Spycam Adventures of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston After the madcore success of warez the coke and the bongwater trailer, I started having strange thoughts about experimenting with Brad Pit and Jennifer Anniston …. […]
WORDPRESS BLDR NOTES
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WORDPRESS BLDR NOTES Notes to myself about using WordPress and the BLDR theme (There are so many menus in WordPress I really need to take some notes! ) CHANGE THE NUMBER OF BLOG POSTS SHOWING The default is 10, but […]
ABOUT THIS FROT BLOG
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ABOUT THIS FROT BLOG Blogging has changed greatly from 2006 when I first did it to second time around in 2016. For me it used to be very much a separate thing from having a website, I was posting short […]
IS PURPLE TOO GAY?
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Purple Purple is my favourite colour. This may mean I am a lesbian. It has been said that most men are lesbians trapped in men’s bodies. I once was outed by NZ stand up comic Cal Wilson for wearing a […]
BACK IN 2003, BEFORE FACEBOOK, ACTUAL FEEDBACK!
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BACK IN 2003, BEFORE FACEBOOK, OUR SITES USED TO GET ACTUAL FEEDBACK! It’s hard to believe that way back in 2003 we were getting bollocks from clueless government puppets about APRICOT KERNALS… Thanks to WAYBACK MACHINE for the memories Apricots […]
OUR NEW BIOKULT SITE IS NOW ONLINE
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OUR NEW BIOKULT SITE IS NOW ONLINE www.biokult.co.nz Biokult Advanced Probiotic Formula For Immune and Digestive Systems Support Bio-Kult is the recommended Probiotic for individuals following the the Gut and Psychology Syndrome Protocol and was formulated by a team […]
WHERE IS THE CYCLE SERVICES WEBSITE?
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WHERE IS THE CYCLE SERVICES WEBSITE? – Don’t panic it’s still online HERE and this is a copy of the front page CYCLE SERVICES MENU NEWSLETTER INDEX CYCLE SERVICES FACEBOOK PAGE PHOTO GALLERY HISTORY TEAM CS RIDERS THE CYCLE LOGO […]
DEB IN VEGAS
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EDITING VEGAS PHOTOS LIKE A CROPPING MACHINE Deb let me loose on her photos from her trip to Vegas – Here’s a few of my favourites:
NEW EDITS OF SOME OF MY OLD PHOTOS #2
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NEW EDITS OF SOME OF MY OLD PHOTOS #2 PHOTOS BY IAN GREGSON
NEW PHOTOS APRIL 2016
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NEW PHOTOS APRIL 2016 Another sunny photogenic month, I’m still aiming for vibrant hyper-realism in a Polaroid style and here’s some of my favourite photos from April
NZ FALSE FLAG
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Distract the sheeple with a $26 million false flag contest I have to say I actually liked the new flag option best but hell would freeze over before I’d vote for anything the shonkey donkey was pushing, so i voted […]
LINUX MINT
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A LINUX OPTION FOR 2017 For me, there is no future in Windows past Windows 7 because M$ has blatantly lost the plot and started practicing satanic worship publicly rather than behind closed doors. So here’s an option for up […]
How to make a low res jpeg look sharper with photoshop
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Make crap pictures look OK 1. Image > Image Size > Resolution – change to 300dpi (Resample Bicubic Smoother) 2. Filter > Noise > Despeckle 3. Filter > Stylize > Defuse (Anisotropic) 4. Filter > Sharpen > Unsharp Mask ( […]
NEW PHOTOS MARCH 2016
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NEW PHOTOS MARCH 2016 I’m taking photos like a rabid maniac at the moment – here’s a few choice ones:
NEW PHOTOS FEBRUARY 2016
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NEW PHOTOS FEBRUARY 2016 Still knocking them out in Polaroid style because I think it fully goes off – here’s some of my favourite photos for February
WINDOWS 10 IS A STEAMING PILE OF DUNG
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WINDOWS 10 IS A STEAMING PILE OF DUNG There is a line and Microsoft has crossed it with Windows 10 – this is a summary of why we won’t be using it. Windows 10 is badly designed spyware There are […]
DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS
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DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS. I have updated the classic “evolution of windows” meme to include windows 10. It would have been more accurate to use a picture of a bucket of shit with a massive leak in the bottom, but I […]
NEW EDITS OF SOME OF MY OLD PHOTOS #1
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NEW EDITS OF SOME OF MY OLD PHOTOS PHOTOS BY IAN GREGSON
NEW PHOTOS JANUARY 2016
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NEW PHOTOS JANUARY 2016 It’s a brand new year, and here to kick things off are some of my favourite new photos. Photos copyright Ian Gregson 2016. If you rip any of them off we will track you down […]
OUR NEW FROT ICO
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THE FROT ICO The square profile basic image works well for a variety of uses, and has become popular because it works well on phones and is used by Instagram. Sizes used on Instagram are explained here. This is my own Instagram gallery. […]
ALL IN ONE
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ALL IN ONE Oh bugger it, I have now put all my webpages into this single FROT site, and hopefully people can cope. I had literally hundreds of pages that needed updating, divided between too many sites. WordPress is faster […]
People were flinging themselves in the sea like lemmings
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People were flinging themselves in the sea like lemmings – So I took photos and watched them go splash. Then I edited the photos into compositions using Photoshop and made them look like they were going splash in a more […]
IMAGE SIZES ON WORDPRESS
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BEST SIZES FOR IMAGES ON WORDPRESS This is something I found confusing to begin with, so this post is a bunch of notes to myself. A big part of why I found this confusing is that coming from an old […]
OUR NEW WORDPRESS WEBSITE
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WE HAVE GONE ALL WORDPRESS When we did our first website in 1998 we used FrontPage 98 and posted our pages on a Paradise Homepage. In 2004 we switched over to Dreamweaver MX2004 and moved our pages to Free Parking, […]