Category: FROT DESIGN

BLOGS, SPAMS, and EMAILS

FROT September 2, 2019

In 2019 things are a bit different Back around 2007 blogs were more popular and email was widely used as a tool for communicating information. My old blogger blog seemed like it had actual people looking at the posts, and […]

WHAT I WANT FOR MY THIRD BIRTHDAY

FROT July 16, 2019

So long and thanks for all the steem Now I know I said I was going to quit whining about the demise of Steemit, but here is one last post about Steemit… Although I’m not really using the platform any […]

WHY DO WE DO THIS SHIT?

FROT May 22, 2019

MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A BUCKET OF ACID AND TRIP OUT Like most real people who blog, as opposed to bots who generate posts on social media using AI, and all the secret agency employees who polish their knobs, […]

REAL ART – NOT SOME STONER CRAP

FROT April 19, 2019

DONE BY A PROPER ARTIST There I was walking past a flash inner city art gallery and in the window was a painting that looked just like something I might of done myself after a session with so primo sticky […]

TO SHARE OR NOT TO SHARE?

FROT February 16, 2019

CAN I BE ARSED? After finally waking up to full extent of all the fake accounts on Steemit, I mostly lost interest and stopped posting at the start of February. Now that I’ve got my head around the extent of […]

WHAT DOES “FROT” MEAN?

FROT June 16, 2018

WHAT DOES “FROT” MEAN? From time to time, some pervert asks this. But other people are afraid to even utter the word. Maybe they think it means something pervy or deviant. Well actually… We have been using the word FROT […]

20 Health Benefits of Gelatin

FROT November 23, 2017

20 Health Benefits of Gelatin Skin Health: Gelatin has amazing skin healing properties because it is a rich source of dietary collagen, which is the key protein in the body made up of amino acids. Gelatin makes up 25% to […]

FROM VOLCOM TO MOOLOV

FROT May 6, 2017

We are poised to change the entire fashion industry with one creative vision. Back in the 90’s we were selling a clothing brand called SHIFT. One day it occurred to me that all we needed to do was shorten the […]

A NEW BLOG DIRECTION

FROT May 1, 2017

MY LATEST BLOGGING EXPERIMENT My latest experryment: From April 1 2017 I stopped posting anything to see if it made any difference to the traffic on this site. For two weeks, it seemed to make none whatsoever. But then the […]

Ever totally missed a season?

FROT March 16, 2017

Ever totally missed a season? If the missing season was winter, probably nobody would really mind. But Wellington New Zealand has just missed summer, and gone straight from spring to winter (yes, we have missed autumn as well). We have […]

A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS

FROT March 14, 2017

A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO FREAKS Sometimes when I’m walking about I see freaks and if possible I snap a photo of them. And sometimes I just draw some freaks. I have no idea why, but there is something fascinating about […]

I’M GIVING UP, I’M GOING TO QUIT

FROT December 7, 2016

I’M GIVING UP, I’M GOING TO QUIT It’s all too much for too little reward, and I can’t go on anymore. Now don’t panic, I don’t mean I’m going to quit Steemit, or even top myself. But I am going […]

DOWN ON THE DOCKS

FROT November 21, 2016

DOWN ON THE DOCKS We decided to harden up and take a walk around Wellington’s rough and dangerous port. Feeling brave we took our lives in our hands and checked out all the forbidden sights at the waterfront. Alongside the […]

CYCLE SERVICES – THE NEWSLETTERS

FROT November 1, 2016

GIVE ME CYCLE SERVICES NEWSLETTERS! The original Cycle Services Newsletters are all still online HERE – but this is going to be one huge blog post with the whole lot,  just because modern searching tends to favour having a truckload […]

Cycle Services Newsletters Index

FROT October 20, 2016

Cycle Services Newsletters Index The original Cycle Services Newsletters are all still online (All the links below will take you to the original CS Newsletters on the CS website) November 2000 One last CS Newsletter for the fans September 1999 […]

Is longer really better?

FROT September 20, 2016

Is longer really better? What if we are really just hanging out to wipe our arse and get on with it? While watching some of the Rio Olympics running coverage, I came to the conclusion that the 100m sprints were […]

SIFT WEBSITE FROM 2003

FROT June 23, 2016

Wayback Machine is Fully Going Off Using Wayback Machine  I can check out my websites from more than 10 years ago!   I Sift, therefore I am sifty Sifting can potentially cultivate a much more aware state of mind than, […]

THE CYCLE SERVICES WEBSITE ARCHIVE IS ALL STILL ONLINE

FROT June 2, 2016

CYCLE SERVICES MENU NEWSLETTER INDEX CYCLE SERVICES FACEBOOK PAGE PHOTO GALLERY HISTORY TEAM CS RIDERS THE CYCLE LOGO CS FASHION THE WHARF JUMP HOW TO TALK PROPER BUSINESS 101 CLOSING DOWN PARTY FROT DESIGN A brief history of Cycle Services […]

PHOTOS MAY 2016

FROT May 30, 2016

NEW PHOTOS MAY 2016 It was a lot cooler as we moved into autumn, and I took a bunch of styling pics in May

The Original Googled page from 2005

FROT May 23, 2016

  The Hardcore Explicit Amateur Sex Spycam Adventures of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston After the madcore success of warez the coke and the bongwater trailer, I started having strange thoughts about experimenting with Brad Pit and Jennifer Anniston …. […]

WORDPRESS BLDR NOTES

FROT May 16, 2016

WORDPRESS BLDR NOTES Notes to myself about using WordPress and the BLDR theme (There are so many menus in WordPress I really need to take some notes! ) CHANGE THE NUMBER OF BLOG POSTS SHOWING The default is 10, but […]

ABOUT THIS FROT BLOG

FROT May 14, 2016

ABOUT THIS FROT BLOG Blogging has changed greatly from 2006 when I first did it to second time around in 2016. For me it used to be very much a separate thing from having a website, I was posting short […]

IS PURPLE TOO GAY?

FROT May 13, 2016

Purple Purple is my favourite colour. This may mean I am a lesbian. It has been said that most men are lesbians trapped in men’s bodies. I once was outed by NZ stand up comic Cal Wilson for wearing a […]

BACK IN 2003, BEFORE FACEBOOK, ACTUAL FEEDBACK!

FROT May 12, 2016

BACK IN 2003, BEFORE FACEBOOK, OUR SITES USED TO GET ACTUAL FEEDBACK! It’s hard to believe that way back in 2003 we were getting bollocks from clueless government puppets about APRICOT KERNALS… Thanks to WAYBACK MACHINE for the memories Apricots […]

OUR NEW BIOKULT SITE IS NOW ONLINE

FROT May 10, 2016

OUR NEW BIOKULT SITE IS NOW ONLINE www.biokult.co.nz   Biokult Advanced Probiotic Formula For Immune and Digestive Systems Support Bio-Kult is the recommended Probiotic for individuals following the the Gut and Psychology Syndrome Protocol and was formulated by a team […]

WHERE IS THE CYCLE SERVICES WEBSITE?

FROT May 9, 2016

WHERE IS THE CYCLE SERVICES WEBSITE? – Don’t panic it’s still online HERE and this is a copy of the front page CYCLE SERVICES MENU NEWSLETTER INDEX CYCLE SERVICES FACEBOOK PAGE PHOTO GALLERY HISTORY TEAM CS RIDERS THE CYCLE LOGO […]

DEB IN VEGAS

FROT May 7, 2016

EDITING VEGAS PHOTOS LIKE A CROPPING MACHINE  Deb let me loose on her photos from her trip to Vegas – Here’s a few of my favourites:

NEW PHOTOS APRIL 2016

FROT April 30, 2016

NEW PHOTOS APRIL 2016 Another sunny photogenic month, I’m still aiming for vibrant hyper-realism in a Polaroid style and here’s some of my favourite photos from April

NZ FALSE FLAG

FROT March 28, 2016

Distract the sheeple with a $26 million false flag contest I have to say I actually liked the new flag option best but hell would freeze over before I’d vote for anything the shonkey donkey was pushing, so i voted […]

LINUX MINT

FROT March 25, 2016

A LINUX OPTION FOR 2017 For me, there is no future in Windows past Windows 7 because M$ has blatantly lost the plot and started practicing satanic worship publicly rather than behind closed doors. So here’s an option for up […]

NEW PHOTOS FEBRUARY 2016

FROT February 25, 2016

NEW PHOTOS FEBRUARY 2016 Still knocking them out in Polaroid style because I think it fully goes off – here’s some of my favourite photos for February

WINDOWS 10 IS A STEAMING PILE OF DUNG

FROT February 24, 2016

WINDOWS 10 IS A STEAMING PILE OF DUNG There is a line and Microsoft has crossed it with Windows 10 – this is a summary of why we won’t be using it. Windows 10 is badly designed spyware There are […]

DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS

FROT February 18, 2016

DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS. I have updated the classic “evolution of windows” meme to include windows 10. It would have been more accurate to use a picture of a bucket of shit with a massive leak in the bottom, but I […]

NEW PHOTOS JANUARY 2016

FROT January 28, 2016

  NEW PHOTOS JANUARY 2016 It’s a brand new year, and here to kick things off are some of my favourite new photos. Photos copyright Ian Gregson 2016. If you rip any of them off we will track you down […]

OUR NEW FROT ICO

FROT January 19, 2016

THE FROT ICO The square profile basic image works well for a variety of uses, and has become popular because it works well on phones and is used by Instagram.  Sizes used on Instagram are explained here. This is my own Instagram gallery. […]

ALL IN ONE

FROT January 14, 2016

ALL IN ONE Oh bugger it, I have now put all my webpages into this single FROT site, and hopefully people can cope. I had literally hundreds of pages that needed updating, divided between too many sites. WordPress is faster […]

IMAGE SIZES ON WORDPRESS

FROT January 4, 2016

BEST SIZES FOR IMAGES ON WORDPRESS This is something I found confusing to begin with, so this post is a bunch of notes to myself. A big part of why I found this confusing is that coming from an old […]

OUR NEW WORDPRESS WEBSITE

FROT January 1, 2016

WE HAVE GONE ALL WORDPRESS When we did our first website in 1998 we used FrontPage 98 and posted our pages on a Paradise Homepage. In 2004 we switched over to Dreamweaver MX2004 and moved our pages to Free Parking, […]