THE UNIVERSE WANTED ME TO SEE THIS

Sometimes the universe conspires to make things happen (and I’m not saying that to mock Louise Hay, who I’m a big fan off, even if I don’t always fully emulate her online) Arriving early to an appointment I was drawn […]

I AM ANAL

YES, I HAVE SOME ANAL TENDENCIES Now I don’t mean that in some sort of sicko pervert way – I mean I like my stuff to be organised like a Formula One workshop. A few days ago I saw a […]

WITH ALL THE ANGER OF A JILTED EX LOVER

I BUGGERED OFF FOR THREE MONTHS On my third birthday back in August I celebrated by totally quiting all use of Steemit. I was pretty pissed off about having all my illusions totally shattered. Back in 2016 I was writing […]

I am going Hardcore…

Blogging is just too anal these days Back in 2009 I had a Blogger blog, and this is a quick copy and paste of some posts from it – it was random and easy, like a cheap slut. I liked […]

MAN BUSES ARE SEXUALLY OPPRESSIVE

MAN MUST GO BI The Wellington City Council has admitted that its use of German MAN buses is oppressive people of non-binary gender, so it is now planning to replace them all with new electric buses from Bus International (BI) […]

RANDOM LOLERS PART 666 – THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

BABOON’S SPHINCTERS Serious fuckers need to spend more time looking at baboon’s sphincters. It does them a lot of good, and I always like to do what I can to help serious fuckers.       Was that all a […]

HUMOUR HAS BEEN BANNED ONLINE

Despite the fact that all laughter has been declared offensive, I still like to have a bit of a chuckle – and it also goes really well with hoovering down some prime sticky bud. The fact that it helps ward […]

Not Safe For Americans (NSFA)

The internet is being made safer for Americans. This is long overdue as many Americans have been offended. Sites like Fakebook and Youtub are now leading the move to protect Americans from gratuitous offense danger (GOD). Here are some offensive […]

HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Americans know how to dress themselves better than any other nation. The key to making America the greatest nation on earth again is for Americans to be proud of their bodies and their sexuality, and to stop being inhibited – […]

Kiwis vs Aussies

Bleeding Aussie Roo Shaggers As a Kiwi, sometimes I am horrified to be mistaken for an Aussie. Usually by Americans. So now I’m going to explain some key differences between Kiwis and Aussies. People in other countries often assume that […]

IMAGINE IF THE DARWIN AWARDS BECAME AN ANALOGY FOR LIFE

 Maybe we are becoming stupider by the day, but we haven’t noticed yet? Probably best not to contemplate that – it might make us paranoid. FROT WEBSITE http://www.frot.co.nz FROT BLOG http://www.frot.co.nz/design/blog PALNET FROT https://www.palnet.io/@frot STEEMIT FROT https://steemit.com/@frot STEEMIT SIFT666 https://steemit.com/@sift666  

30 LOLS A DAY HELPS STOP US TURNING INTO BOTS

LOL so hard you shit yourself! It doesn’t always work, but its worth a shot. Turning into a bot means you have to have all your bits removed, and you don’t want that do you? Here are 30 LOLERS and […]

I HAD A CLEAR OUT

A WINNER ON A WINDOW SILL Riding along on a double decker bus I saw this guy just sitting on his windowsill, lots of tats, an ear thing the size of a golf ball, having a smoke and drinking some […]

THE FULL TRANNY SUSPECT LIST

A VERY LONG LIST OF POSSIBLE TRANNIES The full list looks a bit madcore at first glance, but it’s amazing how many of them are highly suspect.   The men, possible Female To Male’s (FTM) are harder to spot than […]

THE SECRET TO RAPID WEIGHT LOSS

LOL YOURSELF TO TOTAL BUFFNESS If you can LOL so hard that clear jelly like substances come out of your nose, rapid weight loss is guaranteed. And if you can make clear jelly come out of your arse as well, […]

Always be your true self

How I became a disgruntled Steemit bitch Back in the early days of Steemit I was a total believer and I used to work my arse off. Despite reading that the whole thing was a ponzi sheme and that Dan […]

LOLLERS FOR AFRICA

A week of FROTTAGE on GAB – What might it look like? One of the cool things about GAB is that being pretty new, it hasn’t yet been overrun by fake AI accounts trying to promote various agendas like make […]

ALL I COULD SEE WAS PINK HITLERS

GAY NAZIS ALL OVER THE PLACE Imagine if you packed so much primo bud into your PAX 3 vapouriser that after you smoked it while watching Keven Smith, all you could think about was Hitler. In gay pink.  When you […]

25 Most Useless Inventions Ever

A real bunch of useless crap – 25 USELESS INVENTIONS 25 – Portable Chin Rest 24 – Control Alt Delete Wand   23 Wind Powered Clothes Dryer 22 Baby Mop 21 Solar Powered Cigarette 20 Car Exhaust Grill 19 Head […]

WHAT WOULD A TEENAGE BOGAN DO?

WHAT WOULD A TEENAGE BOGAN DO? WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOGAN? Yesterday a complete twat called me a bogan. That really cracked me up. These days I couldn’t be further from being a bogan. In fact I’m a boring […]

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION I once wrote about a short story by Philip K Dick, called “The Martian Anal Division”, and it was about a parallel version of our world in which everything is run by and for the benefit […]

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK?

Get your dick out and measure it I have at least four loyal followers who regularly read my posts, but I have no idea how big their cocks are because I haven’t asked them. I suspect that two of them […]

A NEW RECORD FOR BEING KICKED OFF WEKU

WEKU BANNED ME AFTER ONE POST! I know I’m an offensive prick, but even for me this is impressive. While Steemit was being screwed over by Hardfuck 20 a few people I follow started talking about a new site called […]

OF COURSE MEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPETE AS WOMEN!

MEN ARE ENTITLED TO BE WOMEN Anyone who complains about men competing as women is just a sexist bigot! This is all perfectly fair and reasonable: A biological male who identifies as a transgender woman has won a women’s world […]

CUTE PICTURES OF CATS

People sometimes ask me ” Why are you always going on about conspiracies and bad shit – haven’t you got any cute cat pictures?” Well actually I do have the odd one or two, and maybe today would be a […]

WE NEED TO STOP MOANING AND GRUMBLING.

Here’s a few LOLers Losing a shitload of money on cryptos really sucks but at this point we are pretty fucked up so every day we might as well LOL until shit comes out of our noses. So to that […]

TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM

THE FEEDBACK IS MY FAVOURITE PART! On my blog people think I’m some sort of god. They constantly give me positive feedback. It’s nothing like on Steemit! “The people have spoken, the bastards.” Mark Twain You are such a morron! […]

A BAD DAY AT THE COMPUTER

WHEN IT ALL SUCKS LIKE A VAC Have you ever had one of those days when so much bad shit has gone down online the you want to unplug your internet connection? Because you feel like you accidentally got your […]

LMAO MEMES

SOME MEMES THAT MADE MY ARSE GO FUNNY One of my followers just asked me what “LOLERS FOR AFRICA” meant, so for this memes post I’ll call it LMAO MEMES and won’t mention Africa… LMAO = Laughing My Arse Off […]

VEGAN TATTOOING

A new vegan trend seems to be vegan tattooing  – Whatever floats your boat I guess, but I always wonder if they freak out when they find out the ink wasn’t vegan… LOL  

A HOT NEW ARSE

I ONCE DID A BLOG POST SAYING I WANTED A HOT NEW ARSE And that seems a perfect subject for my second test of SteemPress because everyone on Steemit is obsessed with arses and going on about them constantly.   […]

SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FIND OUT WHAT A PERVERT I AM

My reputation is about to be destroyed by a hacker. Here in New Zealand it’s Halloween tonight. (It’s World Vegan day tomorrow but I’d better not go there or I might start provoking angry outbursts) And everyone here is getting […]

EVERYONE THINKS I’M A WOMAN

The whole time I’ve been on Steemit, most of my followers have assumed I’m female. Because of that I have developed a Sexual Identity Disorder (SID) – I now have Online Gender Reversal (OGR). This all came about because I […]

GAB IS A DANGEROUS HATE SPEECH SITE

GAB IS A DANGEROUS HATE SPEECH SITE THAT NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN No social media site poses a greater threat to civilization than Gab. The hate speech is so thick on Gab that it’s a wonder people haven’t started […]

WHAT NOISE DO KIWIS MAKE?

Like many New Zealanders I was totally unsure what noise Kiwis made. All the ones I’ve seen (in zoos and fruit bins and stuff) have been silent. But when they are pissed off – they go “squark” – check out […]

DISNEY SATANIC PORN

HOT SATANIC CARTOON PORN There is a whole lot of dodgy stuff going down in kid’s cartoons! Disney’s original home video releases of The Rescuers were recalled on January 8, 1999 due to the discovery of two photographs of a topless woman […]

STREET ART

Street Art American artist Tom Bob is using street “furniture” to create art that interacts with it’s surroundings. From turning a sewer into a frying pan, to transforming gas meters into quirky lobsters, Tom Bob is making the city a […]

MY SECRET TO SUCCESS ON THE INTERNET

Britney Spears was my ticket to the big time. Back when she was having her first breakdown and doing all sorts of weird shit, despite having no talent whatsoever, she was really popular. The handy thing about Britney is that […]

A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK

A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK I decided to go for a walk but I only got half way down the path when I saw a freaky mushroom and stopped to take a photo of it. Just taking a photo of […]

SCROTUM SELF REPAIR

AN UNUSUAL CASE – by William A. Morton, Jr, MD (From an actual medical journal) One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head ER nurse. She directed me to a patient who had refused to describe […]

Alex Jones does BONE BROTH

Alex Jones/Bill Hicks finally does something useful This totally cracks me up! Is bone broth about to become the hot new thing? We certainly hope so – our bone broth is for sale here: http://www.naturefoods.co.nz/nutra-organics-bone-broth-original  

THROBBING GRISTLE

THROBBING GRISTLE Back in 1975 a band was formed in England that would change the face of music. I’m not talking here about The Sex Pistols or The Clash. I mean Throbbing Gristle. http://crackmagazine.net/2016/04/throbbing-gristle-back-catalogue-to-be-repressed-on-vinyl/ They didn’t invent punk, heavy metal, […]

I AM NEW TO STEAMIT

Hi everyone, my name is Angelique. I am very new here but heard am gonna meat great guys right here. I am a professional fashion designer, model, waitress, stripper, and pornstar in Las Vegas, and I love meeting new people […]

THE LION THE PORNSTAR AND THE POLAR BEAR

Imagine being a lion with a really huge tool who is into licking his own balls And now imagine having a magical shape shifting device that allowed you to shift over into being a big naturals porn star. Next imagine […]

Evolution by Photoshop

Evolution by Photoshop Elephant Lizard Sloth Eagle Duck Horse T-Rex Squirrel Parrot Dog Shark Horse Owl Bull Parrot Horse          

Mouldylocks on Youtub

Mouldylocks on Youtub This Mouldylocks song and video is a LOLFEST. I suspect it’s getting a fair few more hits than Youtub is indicating, but that is the nature of the beast. Youtub do love to reset the view count. […]

No science here, we’re PC…

The five biggest anti-science FAILS of the progressive Left When it comes to topics like climate change, the progressive Left claims a monopoly on “science.” But a closer examination of the Left’s whacky beliefs across the scientific spectrum reveal a […]

FUNNY

GALLERIES OF RANDOM LOLERS M E N U Funny Memes Lolers 1 Lolers 2 Lolers 3 Lolers 4 Lolers 5 New Zealand Politics

CYCLE SERVICES – THE NEWSLETTERS

GIVE ME CYCLE SERVICES NEWSLETTERS! The original Cycle Services Newsletters are all still online HERE – but this is going to be one huge blog post with the whole lot,  just because modern searching tends to favour having a truckload […]

The killer thumbnail image – HOT CLICK BAIT

The killer thumbnail image – HOT CLICK BAIT Can the right thumbnail image pull in viewers like a flock of birds to a moldy loaf of bread? A sub-culture that has long paid attention to front cover images is magazine […]

HOW’S YOUR ARSE?

HOW’S YOUR ARSE? Americans say ass when they mean arse. An ass is actually a donkey like animal that makes braying noises (much like our New Zealand Prime Minister, but that’s another story) and is popular among people who either […]

The Original Googled page from 2005

  The Hardcore Explicit Amateur Sex Spycam Adventures of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston After the madcore success of warez the coke and the bongwater trailer, I started having strange thoughts about experimenting with Brad Pit and Jennifer Anniston …. […]

IS PURPLE TOO GAY?

Purple Purple is my favourite colour. This may mean I am a lesbian. It has been said that most men are lesbians trapped in men’s bodies. I once was outed by NZ stand up comic Cal Wilson for wearing a […]

THE BIGGEST FREE PORN SITE IN THE WORLD

EXTREME ULTRA HARDCORE – This mind blowing new website has over 500 categories of free high quality photos and videos, including more than two million images and over one hundred thousand videos, making it the world’s largest free porn site […]

DONALD TRUMP PORN

DONALD TRUMP GOES OFF I was never really a big fan of Donald Trump, but compared to killary klinton I see him as the lesser of two evils. In fact he is not even on the same playing field of […]

VEGAN TATTOOING

A new vegan trend seems to be vegan tattooing  – They look like total freaks to me, but whatever floats your boat I guess. (I wonder if they know the ink isn’t vegan?)  

SWITCHING FROM FACEBOOK TO WORDPRESS

SWITCHING FROM FACEBOOK TO WORDPRESS. I once was so addicted to Facebook that I wrote a webpage about it instead of blogging. I had to stop blogging because I was on Facebook 8 hours a day, and in this deranged […]

Hot tub group release

Hot tub group release Let’s keep this simple. I have a hot tub on Euclid . I am having a group release party on January 28th. Everybody is welcome (last time was all men which was fun but I would […]

TOTALLY PHAT

PHATTER THAN PHAT A few years back I had a webpage with some fat pictures. It was very popular. It was also very unpopular. This is the internet, so all forms of popularity are desirable. Now then, what was on […]