DISNEY CARTOON PORN

HOT SWEATY CARTOON PORN                     There is a whole lot of dodgy stuff going down in kid’s cartoons! http://www.playbuzz.com/katewalker10/37-unfortunate-sex-images-hidden-in-your-beloved-childhood-cartoons Disney’s original home video releases of The Rescuers were recalled on January 8, 1999 […]

THE LION THE PORNSTAR AND THE POLAR BEAR

THE LION THE PORNSTAR AND THE POLAR BEAR Imagine being a lion with a really huge tool who is into licking his own balls Image And also imagine having a magical shape shifting device that allowed you to shift over […]

Evolution by Photoshop

Evolution by Photoshop Elephant Lizard   Sloth Eagle   Duck Horse   T-Rex Squirrel   Parrot Dog   Shark Horse   Owl Bull   Parrot Horse          

Mouldylocks on Youtub

Mouldylocks on Youtub This Mouldylocks song and video is a LOLFEST. I suspect it’s getting a fair few more hits than Youtub is indicating, but that is the nature of the beast. Youtub do love to reset the view count. […]

SCROTUM SELF REPAIR

AN UNUSUAL CASE by William A. Morton, Jr, MD (From an actual medical journal) One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head ER nurse. She directed me to a patient who had refused to describe his […]

SELL YOUR BITCOIN NOW BEFORE THE BUBBLE BURSTS

SELL YOUR BITCOIN NOW BEFORE THE BUBBLE BURSTS Bitcoin has been on a wild ride and has now gotten into a crazy speculative bubble that can only end in a massive crash. If there are still buyers out there crazy […]

Alex Jones does BONE BROTH

Alex Jones does BONE BROTH PROTEIN This totally cracks me up! Is bone broth about to become the hot new thing? We certainly hope so – our bone broth is for sale here: http://www.naturefoods.co.nz/nutra-organics-bone-broth-original ALEX JONES BONER PORN alex jones […]

EXPERIMENTAL HARDCORE MAN ON SHEEP PORN

EXPERIMENTAL HARDCORE MAN ON SHEEP PORN Coming to porn with a background of inherently believing that quality online content is really important, I’ve previously done my best to post high quality porn pages, but I have to admit, looking at […]

No science here, we’re PC…

The five biggest anti-science FAILS of the progressive Left When it comes to topics like climate change, the progressive Left claims a monopoly on “science.” But a closer examination of the Left’s whacky beliefs across the scientific spectrum reveal a […]

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION

 THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION I once read a short story by Philip K Dick. It was called “The Martian Anal Division”, and it was about a parallel version of our world in which everything is run by and for the […]

Just trying to chill out at Xmas

Just trying to chill out at Xmas This guy was just sitting at the bus stop minding his own business when a lady with a bunch of bags came and sat down next to him. Sweating and nervous, he tried […]

FUNNY

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SOME COOL REACTIONS TO THE KILLERY VS TRUMP THING

SOME COOL REACTIONS TO THE KILLERY VS TRUMP THING Seeing Killary getting slaughtered in the latest fake American election was one of the most entertaining spectacles I’ve seen in years. It’s safe to say it made my day! http://www.dailywire.com/news/10537/trump-breaks-away-iowa-polls-tighten-michael-qazvini And the […]

ULTRAPORN

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LOLERS 5            LOL PORN 5 man with huge boobs beating off , nuns who like pie , jesus having anal, chubby dog swallows cock , busty huge tits flopping ,  skinny brunette cameltoe ,  real […]

LIFE, DEATH AND STEEMIT

LIFE, DEATH AND STEEMIT STEEMIT is serious, and there is a correct way to do THINGS. The key thing to keep in mind is that we are not on Facebook any more, and on Steemit everything is either right or […]

The Great American Fart – A NOVEL

The Great American Fart – A NOVEL Inspired by all the serialized novels that have become popular on Steemit, I have commenced writing my own masterpiece: I sit at my desk and begin writing my new novel. I type each […]

HAIRY PANTYHOSE HILLARY CLINTON PORN

HAIRY PANTYHOSE HILLARY CLINTON PORN  An Experiment in Goobles love for Killery Killary’s hairy pantyhose revisited. Before the fake American “election” Gooble were doing everything in their power to hide anything negative online about Killery Klinton. This page was a […]

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HOW’S YOUR ARSE?

HOW’S YOUR ARSE? Americans say ass when they mean arse. An ass is actually a donkey like animal that makes braying noises (much like our New Zealand Prime Minister, but that’s another story) and is popular among people who either […]

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I am going Hardcore…

I’m just too softcore On Facebook I’m tame and conservative, scared to cause offense, but here on my website I can let loose and post HARDCORE PORN all over the place… Being shit wins hands down Sometimes I get the feeling that […]

The Original Googled page from 2005

  The Hardcore Explicit Amateur Sex Spycam Adventures of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston After the madcore success of warez the coke and the bongwater trailer, I started having strange thoughts about experimenting with Brad Pit and Jennifer Anniston …. […]

IS PURPLE TOO GAY?

Purple Purple is my favourite colour. This may mean I am a lesbian. It has been said that most men are lesbians trapped in men’s bodies. I once was outed by NZ stand up comic Cal Wilson for wearing a […]

SOMETIMES WE ALL HAVE QUESTIONS TO PONDER

Is there a time span for the bacteria to transmit during frottage? A good question, but sometimes it’s best to just post a blog about it first and get it peculating to see what happens, and then clean up the […]

LISA ANN WAS BEGGING FOR IT

LISA ANN WAS BEGGING FOR IT Lisa Ann is the most popular search on the entire internet, but she never had a porn site as stylish as her rival Gizel. She has been begging us for weeks to do a […]

DONALD TRUMP PORN

DONALD TRUMP GOES OFF I was never really a big fan of Donald Trump, but compared to killary klinton I see him as the lesser of two evils. In fact he is not even on the same playing field of […]

GIZEL HAS 5.2 MILLION FOLLOWERS

GIZEL NOW HAS A HARDCORE PORN SITE Gizel has the largest breast implants in America, and the most followers of anyone on Facebook (5.2 million). But what she didn’t have was her own hardcore porn site. We do porn sites […]

ULTIMATE PORN SITE

ALL NEW ULTIMATE FREE PORN SITE If it exists we have porn of it – NO EXCEPTIONS Our new website aims to please with Free Porn of all types – High Res images sorted by category, no subscription fees – just […]

Hot tub group release

Hot tub group release Let’s keep this simple. I have a hot tub on Euclid . I am having a group release party on January 28th. Everybody is welcome (last time was all men which was fun but I would […]

BUNCH OF ARSE

BUNCH OF ARSE I want a hot new arse                     A big arse would be awesome – I’d like arse implants like Gizel…                  […]

TOTALLY PHAT

  PHATTER THAN PHAT A few years back I had a webpage with some fat pictures. It was very popular. It was also very unpopular. This is the internet, so both forms of popularity are desirable. Now then, what was […]

iS aNYONE dRINKING bONG wATER aND wHACKING oFF ?

iS aNYONE dRINKING bONG wATER aND wHACKING oFF ?  Back in 2002 I posted a webpage about 9-11 – Nobody gave a toss! So then I posted a page with thousands of misspellings of porn search terms – it went […]

ULTIMUT HARDKORE POORN

PEEPLE HOO CANT SPEL HAV NEADS 2 If I just slap a bunch of search phrases into this blog post before editing them into my usual advanced literary masterpieces will it still help people with special search needs the way […]

VEGAN TATTOOING

A new vegan trend seems to be vegan tattooing  – Whatever floats your boat I guess.