When I first heard this story I thought it was all a giant piss take.

Anthony Weiner was previously a congressman in New York from 1999 to 2011.

Since then, when he is not hard at work, his hobby has been sending phone messages and selfies to girls.

His most recent message, sent to a 15 year old girl, was a photo of his own penis, (that photo is now very popular on the internet) along with the following message: “I would bust that tight p–sy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week”

See the pic here if you are keen –

Messages like this are known as “sexting”

Because sexting minors is illegal, the police came to check out his phone.

Along with his collection of sexts, they also found a bunch of emails from Hillary Clinton, that were copied from his wife’s laptop.

His wife Huma Abedin has been Hillary Clinton’s deputy chief of staff for the past 17 years.

On her laptop police found a folder called “Life Insurance” which contained 650,000 incriminating emails from Hillary Clinton (a new addition to the original 30,000 that Wikileaks were previously trying to draw public attention to).

All of this was revealed live on national TV, and Huma Abedin appeared to be upset by the revelations.

She is now separated from Anthony Weiner.

Hillary Clinton says none of this is relevant, but her chances of winning next week’s election are now said to be “diminishing”.

Punch and Judy have nothing on this puppet show…