MY SECRET TO SUCCESS ON THE INTERNET

Britney Spears was my ticket to the big time.

Back when she was having her first breakdown and doing all sorts of weird shit, despite having no talent whatsoever, she was really popular.

The handy thing about Britney is that both her names can be easily misspelled. I fact by the time you add misspellings like Brittney, Bitney, and Britery, to names like Speers, Spear, and Spares, you can have over 600 numpty names.

Then add all the juicy stuff – porn, boobs, naked, sex, etc, and wait for Bentny Speared to expose herself getting in a limo, after shaving off all her hair off and going berserk. And next thing you have truck loads of hits!

I know it worked because I did just that! Bratney was the start of my devious trick of doing web pages with thousands of key search words hidden in the code. Unfortunately Gooble later cottoned on to this practice and fucked my shit up…

Dear site owner or webmaster of frot.co.nz,

While we were indexing your webpages, we detected that some of your pages were outside our quality guidelines.

In order to preserve the quality of our search engine, we have temporarily removed some webpages from our search results.

Currently pages from frot.co.nz are scheduled to be removed for at least 30 days.

This was bad for business and I got told off!

More people are aware now that Gooble are as evil as fuck but back in 2007 when Bentney lost the plot most people had no idea that all Gootle search results are selected to promote propaganda and distraction.

Goofle have a long term relationship with the CIA. Robert David Steele, an ex-CIA agent, has claimed that CIA seed money helped get the company off the ground, and named Gooble’s CIA contact as Dr. Rick Steinheiser.

Generally, most of Goodal’s attempts at censorship appear to be exactly what the CIA would like to do if they controlled Goople. Could be a coincidence, but then William Casey, past director of the CIA, did say in 1981 “We’ll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false.”

What got me thinking about this today is that Buntney Spores appears to be having yet another breakdown this month. These days performing with no talent is standard for pop stars, but I guess she’s been doing it longer than most.


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by frot (67)

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But she’s a “slave for me’

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frot (67)  ·  10 months ago

I think Madonna and that bimbo from Aus Kylie have been faking singing longer.

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frot (67)  ·  10 months ago

Yeah – and faking being female too – Madonna is a pretty obvious tranny as well as being as satanic as hell!

Kylie Minogue is also very suspect – skinny, no hips, photoshopping on an arse sometimes – and talent, yeah right…

Unless you count the talent of being a boy who can wear a dress!

I rest my case.

frot (67)  ·  10 months ago

Holy crap she’s BAD!

But at least she might actually be female…

Brings a new meaning to “hit me baby one more time” as I would if she sang to me. 🙂

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frot (67)  ·  10 months ago

I had to look – jeepers did teenage girls really listen to that crap?

LOL yes sadly so.

It does get worse though, trust me.

frot (67)  ·  10 months ago

Laddie GAGA – wanna see his dick in 30 secs?

I feel like Britney looks better now than she ever has. But maybe I just have a MILF fetish…..

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frot (67)  ·  10 months ago

Maybe you have a female who isn’t a tranny fetish – she really is the only American celeb pop star I can find who doesn’t fail the most basic transvestigation!

The long arm of the castrati…

Stop picking on my no talent girl Britney. At least she is putting herself out there.

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frot (67)  ·  10 months ago

But she uses laxatives 🙂

But… Is she a real she?

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frot (67)  ·  10 months ago (edited)

That was the original reason I got onto Britney – I’ve been searching for any American pop star who doesn’t appear to be a tranny and Britney is the only one I can find – for real!

For example, this pic fails a quick tranny test (she has hips and her belly button is in the right place):

  ·  10 months ago (edited)

Yeah and her weight looks “womanly” also.

That is one way to find women… Look for the chubby ones, ladies carry a bit of weight differently..

If you are on discord, ping me at this name… I want to share a few pictures with you, but not publically. It is regarding this discussion and to get your opinion.

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frot (67)  ·  10 months ago

Cool I’ll suss out Discord today (been meaning to for a while) and get back to you for a secret transvestigation!

frot (67)  ·  10 months ago

Like Taylor Swift with “her” sexy curves 🙂


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