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Conspiracy
Conspiracy theorists are the new communists, and the quickest way to dismiss someone's opinion without addressing any of the points they raise, is to call them a "conspiracy theorist"
It's getting to the point where this whole conspiracy theory can of
worms is becoming a really interesting example of double spin.
"Lots of conspiracy theories are bogus, but rejecting them all just because of how they're framed is not wise. The way it is today, a gang of conspirators could get away with anything: they just need to start an Internet rumor of what they just did, framing it as a conspiracy theory, and anyone who tries to talk about it will be ignored."
Reptilian Shape Shifters
At this point I want to make it clear that I am not writing the following to take the piss out of David Icke - while I don't agree with everything he says, I do think he really knows his stuff - what I am aiming at here are the plonkers who say "you can't believe everything you read on the internet", as if there is some other source of information which is all true (like "Time" magazine maybe!).
Whether or not there's any truth to the reptile thing I have no idea, but I do think there may be substance to the Illuminati idea, and Bush senior is certainly an evil lump of shit whether or not he's a lizard....
Clearly anyone who believes any conspiracy is intelligent enough to believe all of them. Personally I am convinced that all conspiracy theories are true if they are posted on the internet.
For example, careful research on the net has revealed that reptilian shape shifters are gradually taking control of the world. Most people are not aware of this fact, so they dismiss the whole thing as a nutty conspiracy theory* without even doing any research. There is good evidence that reptilian shape shifters are all around us, but no one believes it until they find themselves impaled on a teflon stent...
Here is conclusive proof:
"My mother was kidnapped by ILLINOIS MASONIC HOSPITOL and impaled against her will with two 16 inch teflon stents rammed up her uterus..."
"Reptiles have intensified their efforts at food poisoning. Oranges and bananas are injected with lethal / toxic carcinogens"
"I was a high priestess in Atlantis in 14,000 BC, that is where I know these reptiles from, they are the race of black magi scientists who genetically crossbred man and animals"
"Mother was a saint who ran the Meals on Wheels program for the elderly in Illinois. She was murdered as a hit"
"My brother Ken kept getting struck from behind in the skull by assailants using what appeared to be heavy boards or bats on the top of his skull, the attacks occurred when he went to get mail "
"I fled the county, gave all my possessions to the church and cancelled forever any insurance. Then I went to my cousins in the salvation army and they helped and protect me to this day"
There may be lizard people in New Zealand too. Possibly a prominant fundamentalist "church" are not just a bunch of gay bashing, neo-nazi, thugtards, but are also reptilian shape shifters. Their self-appointed leader appears to be a lizard, as no human could be this greasy and repellant.
* There is no such thing as a nutty conspiracy theory - all conspiracy theories are equally true, and should be either 100% mocked and ignored, or 100% unquestioningly believed without any further research - depending on your pre-existing bias of course. This will ensure the safety of your existing viewpoint, which is best for all concerned.
"Paranoia
is having all the facts."
-- William Burroughs
Call
me a conspiracy theorist if you like, so long as you call yourself a
coincidence theorist"
--
John Judge
