{"id":11131,"date":"2017-05-14T08:34:11","date_gmt":"2017-05-13T20:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=11131"},"modified":"2019-11-23T10:03:45","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T21:03:45","slug":"evolution-by-photoshop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/evolution-by-photoshop\/","title":{"rendered":"Evolution by Photoshop"},"content":{"rendered":"

Evolution by Photoshop<\/strong><\/h1>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/h4>\n

Elephant Lizard<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\n

Sloth Eagle<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Duck Horse<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

T-Rex Squirrel<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Parrot Dog<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Shark Horse<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Owl Bull<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Parrot Horse<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\u00a0\"\"<\/a><\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Evolution by Photoshop Elephant Lizard Sloth Eagle Duck Horse T-Rex Squirrel Parrot Dog Shark Horse Owl Bull Parrot Horse \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5886,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/computing\/how-to-make-a-low-res-jpeg-look-sharper-with-photoshop\/","url_meta":{"origin":11131,"position":0},"title":"How to make a low res jpeg look sharper with photoshop","date":"March 14, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Make crap pictures look OK 1. Image > Image Size > Resolution - change to 300dpi (Resample Bicubic Smoother) 2. Filter > Noise > Despeckle 3. Filter > Stylize > Defuse (Anisotropic) 4. Filter > Sharpen > Unsharp Mask ( 200%) 5. Filter > Noise > Add Noise... ( 2%)\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "COMPUTING"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/pc0PpS9nWV0\/0.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":10540,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/computing\/the-evolution-of-bill-gates\/","url_meta":{"origin":11131,"position":1},"title":"THE EVOLUTION OF BILL GATES","date":"February 20, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"THE EVOLUTION OF BILL GATES \u00a0The mainstream media has been saying lately that Bill Gates is the richest man in the world and is set to become a trillionaire. What the MSM don\u2019t mention (ever) is that the richest man in the world is actually Jacob Rothschild, who owns damn\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "COMPUTING"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16122,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/computing\/each-new-computer-system-is-working-its-way-further-into-your-sphincter\/","url_meta":{"origin":11131,"position":2},"title":"EACH NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM IS WORKING ITS WAY FURTHER INTO YOUR SPHINCTER","date":"November 23, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Computer geeks always want the latest crap Back in 1998 when computers were all totally new to me, I became interested in using Photoshop to make cool pictures. So I did a couple of Photoshop courses and learned the basics. The only computer I\u2019d used at that point was an\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "COMPUTING"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/2015-08-03_212338.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4945,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/new-zealand\/people-were-flinging-themselves-in-the-sea-like-lemmings\/","url_meta":{"origin":11131,"position":3},"title":"People were flinging themselves in the sea like lemmings","date":"January 11, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0So I took photos and watched them go splash. Then I edited the photos into compositions using Photoshop and made them look like they were going splash in a more madcore fashion... \u00a0 \u00a0","rel":"","context":"In "NEW ZEALAND"","img":{"alt_text":"IMG_4620f","src":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/IMG_4620f-350x263.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":26963,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/computing\/my-thoughts-on-computing\/","url_meta":{"origin":11131,"position":4},"title":"COMPUTING WAS A DEEP STATE SET UP","date":"November 20, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"At some point in the past few years, the penny dropped and I realised\u00a0 Apple, Microsoft, and later, Google, were all set up by the deep state, they were never real businesses \u2013 we can use their tools, but they are all playing us. Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "COMPUTING"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/melinda-bill-gates-abc-jef-200415_hpMain_2_16x9_992.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3619,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/computing\/devolution-of-windows\/","url_meta":{"origin":11131,"position":5},"title":"DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS","date":"February 17, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"DEVOLUTION OF WINDOWS. I have updated the classic \"evolution of windows\" meme to include windows 10. It would have been more accurate to use a picture of a bucket of shit with a massive leak in the bottom, but I wanted to stick with the house theme. \u00a0PS. The font\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "COMPUTING"","img":{"alt_text":"windows.devo.2","src":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/windows.devo_.2.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}