{"id":12371,"date":"2018-11-08T10:58:41","date_gmt":"2018-11-07T21:58:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=12371"},"modified":"2018-11-08T10:58:41","modified_gmt":"2018-11-07T21:58:41","slug":"a-hot-new-arse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/a-hot-new-arse\/","title":{"rendered":"A HOT NEW ARSE"},"content":{"rendered":"

I ONCE DID A BLOG POST SAYING I WANTED A HOT NEW ARSE<\/strong><\/h2>\n

And that seems a perfect subject for my second test of SteemPress because everyone on Steemit is obsessed with arses and going on about them constantly.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

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A<\/strong> big arse would be awesome \u2013 I\u2019d like arse implants like Gizel\u2026<\/a><\/b>\u00a0<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

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and udders \u2013 i wish i had udders<\/b> <\/b>too<\/b><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/b>and a big huge tattoo of a bicycle hub \u2013 now that\u2019s even cooler than a tattoo of a mermaid with massive jugs!<\/b><\/p>\n

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Life just wouldn\u2019t be the same without an arse now would it? Wear your arse with pride, and remember that every time you replace the word ass on the internet with the word arse, an American somewhere gets confused and forgets to shoot someone. This is how the world changes\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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I ONCE DID A BLOG POST SAYING I WANTED A HOT NEW ARSE And that seems a perfect subject for my second test of SteemPress because everyone on Steemit is obsessed with arses and going on about them constantly.                     A big arse would be awesome […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9260,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/hows-your-arse\/","url_meta":{"origin":12371,"position":0},"title":"HOW\u2019S YOUR ARSE?","date":"September 13, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"HOW\u2019S YOUR ARSE? Americans say ass when they mean arse. 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No problem, I will make it libtard friendly! No, their arse crack detector still picks that one up I will censor it myself Oh no! - now I have been suspended from Facebook, I need help, my feelings are hurt, where\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "BLURT"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/2022-06-23_1400633.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":12423,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/lmao-memes\/","url_meta":{"origin":12371,"position":5},"title":"LMAO MEMES","date":"July 18, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"SOME MEMES THAT MADE MY ARSE GO FUNNY One of my followers just asked me what \"LOLERS FOR AFRICA\" meant, so for this memes post I'll call it LMAO MEMES and won't mention Africa... 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