{"id":12433,"date":"2018-11-19T18:44:24","date_gmt":"2018-11-19T05:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=12433"},"modified":"2019-09-20T22:17:07","modified_gmt":"2019-09-20T10:17:07","slug":"a-bad-day-at-the-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/a-bad-day-at-the-computer\/","title":{"rendered":"A BAD DAY AT THE COMPUTER"},"content":{"rendered":"

WHEN IT ALL SUCKS LIKE A VAC<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Have you ever had one of those days when so much bad shit has gone down online the you want to unplug your internet connection?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Because you feel like you accidentally got your nuts caught in the weedeater, and something bad is about to take place.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well there is something that can help. A hit from the vape is good. But first some funny shit to make you laugh like a spastic.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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WHEN IT ALL SUCKS LIKE A VAC Have you ever had one of those days when so much bad shit has gone down online the you want to unplug your internet connection? Because you feel like you accidentally got your nuts caught in the weedeater, and something bad is about to take place. 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