{"id":12483,"date":"2022-12-28T12:24:16","date_gmt":"2022-12-27T23:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=12483"},"modified":"2022-12-28T12:51:01","modified_gmt":"2022-12-27T23:51:01","slug":"the-tosser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/the-tosser\/","title":{"rendered":"THE TOSSER"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h2>\n<div class=\"PostFull__header\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<h1 class=\"entry-title\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Is it possible to do a blog post by tossing a coin?<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<div class=\"right-side\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"PostFull__body entry-content\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"MarkdownViewer Markdown\">\n<div>\n<p>This was an idea for a blog post that I wrote down ages ago &#8211;\u00a0It was a strange experiment\u2026 Sometimes I find my notes and ideas and end up reading them and wondering if I am a complete fruitloop.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/9a0fb2a95a1cbd963ac7bb878512bbb9eb836daf.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>TOSSPOST<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>HEADS I start with a picture of a man shagging a donkey, TAILS a donkey shagging a man.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/502e16f6c8728433fe74ca13b13ab333fa9925f8.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HEADS I toss off another five random images, TAILS I post a verse from the bible with a photo of Madonna.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/7d7f8f7860bf52285da7a12776b65f71fde6e1af.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/03f954faeb3ca77b662d60a52e60832b07becf81.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HEADS a drawing of a fat man. TAILS a drawing of a sphincter.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/06ad42894a76251c2e247a3b4cbda7f7afa1924e.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HEADS a picture of a hot babe with a V8. Tails a libtard with pink hair and an electric bike.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/d164fc2cd8a77b143c1e0a435895750c9a92549a.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HEADS just post the libtard pic anyway. TAILS a picture of Adolf Hitler in drag.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/ab33645fdcc63d7128ca44fa2f4038385217a368.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HEADS eat my cherry yoghurt pudding, TAILS I watch a video of MC5.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"videoWrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Youtube embedded player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dfDoUIh23Wg?enablejsapi=0&amp;rel=0&amp;origin=https:\/\/blurtlatam.intinte.org&amp;start=2\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>HEADS I post this pile of utter crap, TAILS I delete it and deny all knowledge<\/p>\n<p>WTF? \u2013 clearly I have serious issues to work out with myself\u2026.<\/p>\n<h2>Now just watch that MC5 video, it\u2019s awesome<\/h2>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/f6631d6384991c5eefc08b8b417cea193662e188.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it possible to do a blog post by tossing a coin? This was an idea for a blog post that I wrote down ages ago &#8211;\u00a0It was a strange experiment\u2026 Sometimes I find my notes and ideas and end up reading them and wondering if I am a complete fruitloop. TOSSPOST HEADS I start [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24993,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[64,85,12,49],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/93662e188.jpg","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13727,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/kiwis-vs-aussies\/","url_meta":{"origin":12483,"position":0},"title":"Kiwis vs Aussies","date":"November 28, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"Bleeding Aussie Roo Shaggers As a Kiwi, sometimes I am horrified to be mistaken for an Aussie. Usually by Americans. So now I\u2019m going to explain some key differences between Kiwis and Aussies. 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