{"id":13115,"date":"2020-05-25T16:05:43","date_gmt":"2020-05-25T04:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=13115"},"modified":"2022-05-01T19:41:43","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T07:41:43","slug":"how-to-reverse-aging-with-chain-smoking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/like\/how-to-reverse-aging-with-chain-smoking\/","title":{"rendered":"HOW TO REVERSE AGING WITH CHAIN SMOKING"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0THE KILLS<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Music this century has all turned to shit, so it&#8217;s hard to find any bands that don&#8217;t suck.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>One of the very few good ones was The White Stripes. They kicked arse.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>And there is another duo that makes The White Stripes sound like Abba. The Kills.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Imagine a guitar sound so heavy and so dirty it redefines punk, funk, grunge, blues, and metal. And combine that with a singer who lets out primal screams and looks like a chain smoking vampire who just crawled out of a swamp.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Check out track one from their first album:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"THE KILLS - SUPERSTITION LIVE (2003)\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QTdVOMlsiq8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>But that was back in 2003. 16 Years on, now she looks like a blonde pop star, but still chain smokes, and still rocks out. Clearly the secret to reversing aging is to smoke like a chimney and do primal screaming.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/GoArt_20190217_155943_794930941-01.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13121\" src=\"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/GoArt_20190217_155943_794930941-01-500x333.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/GoArt_20190217_155943_794930941-01-500x333.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/GoArt_20190217_155943_794930941-01-200x133.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/GoArt_20190217_155943_794930941-01-272x182.jpeg 272w, https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/GoArt_20190217_155943_794930941-01.jpeg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>This is intended as health advice: ignore your clueless doctor and take up smoking<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>But first watch this and rock out:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Kills - Heart Of A Dog (Official Video)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/urPxe4jxdt8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>If you want to see more filth and depravity including softcore porn, sloppy research, and pictures of donald chump naked, check out the rest of this blog!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-15287\" src=\"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/frot.header.1-1-500x75.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"713\" height=\"107\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/frot.header.1-1-500x75.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/frot.header.1-1-200x30.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/frot.header.1-1.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 713px) 100vw, 713px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0THE KILLS Music this century has all turned to shit, so it&#8217;s hard to find any bands that don&#8217;t suck. One of the very few good ones was The White Stripes. They kicked arse. And there is another duo that makes The White Stripes sound like Abba. The Kills. Imagine a guitar sound so heavy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22065,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[33,49,34],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/55_2035916140-01-500x283-1.jpeg","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16353,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/music\/its-the-end-of-a-decade-but-was-there-any-music\/","url_meta":{"origin":13115,"position":0},"title":"IT'S THE END OF A DECADE - BUT WAS THERE ANY MUSIC?","date":"December 5, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"OK I'd better get this out of the way first - most modern music is utter SHIT. So could I find anything I liked? 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