{"id":13363,"date":"2019-05-01T21:45:13","date_gmt":"2019-05-01T09:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=13363"},"modified":"2019-08-16T11:51:36","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T23:51:36","slug":"the-secret-to-rapid-weight-loss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/the-secret-to-rapid-weight-loss\/","title":{"rendered":"THE SECRET TO RAPID WEIGHT LOSS"},"content":{"rendered":"

LOL YOURSELF TO TOTAL BUFFNESS<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

If you can LOL so hard that clear jelly like substances come out of your nose, rapid weight loss is guaranteed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

And if you can make clear jelly come out of your arse as well, you will be totally buff before you know it!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Here is an easy to follow rapid weight loss program – in just two weeks you can go from this:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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To this:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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But like any good diet you have to remember not to eat gum out of urinals<\/strong><\/p>\n

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And it’s always best to avoid the toxic crap known as gluten<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Or you might end up looking like this:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Or this:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Just LOL some gel out of your clenched sphincter and in only two weeks you can transform your life<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Sometimes I worry that I might offend haters<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Contemplate your chest hair<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This is the wisest meme on the internet<\/strong><\/p>\n

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LOL YOURSELF TO TOTAL BUFFNESS If you can LOL so hard that clear jelly like substances come out of your nose, rapid weight loss is guaranteed. And if you can make clear jelly come out of your arse as well, you will be totally buff before you know it! Here is an easy to follow […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[12,34],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1706,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wapf\/milk-safety\/","url_meta":{"origin":13363,"position":0},"title":"MILK SAFETY","date":"April 7, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Fresh, Unprocessed, Whole Milk \u2013 Safety, Health and Economic Issues The Safety of Raw Milk by The Weston A. 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