{"id":13548,"date":"2019-06-13T09:39:07","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T21:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=13548"},"modified":"2019-11-23T21:11:56","modified_gmt":"2019-11-23T08:11:56","slug":"how-to-make-america-great-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/how-to-make-america-great-again\/","title":{"rendered":"HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Americans know how to dress themselves better than any other nation.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The key to making America the greatest nation on earth again is for Americans to be proud of their bodies and their sexuality, and to stop being inhibited &#8211; to show the world they are proud to be their true selves.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>And the best way for them to do that is to dress for success.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: 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The key to making America the greatest nation on earth again is for Americans to be proud of their bodies and their sexuality, and to stop being inhibited &#8211; to show the world they are proud to be their true selves. And the best [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[54,12,34],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21167,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wordpress\/what-are-the-ten-posts-on-this-blog\/","url_meta":{"origin":13548,"position":0},"title":"WHAT ARE THE MOST POPULAR POSTS ON THIS BLOG?","date":"December 9, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Looking over the hits on my www.frot.co.nz blog for the past 12 months, here the Top 10 hottest : 1.\u00a0TRANSVESTIGATE \u201cHang on, that gay guy whose name is really Barry Soetoro, is married to a man in a dress who Americans keep calling the \u201cfirst lady\u201d But that man in\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;ART BY FROT&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/generated_chroma-02.jpeg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":13511,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wordpress\/imagine-if-i-did-a-webpage-about-america-and-it-became-disgustingly-popular\/","url_meta":{"origin":13548,"position":1},"title":"Imagine if I did a webpage about America and it became disgustingly popular","date":"January 6, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"A webpage so popular it has brought in millions of hits to this website. 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I hope things turn around, but it needs to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;AMERICA&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2019-05-23_201445b-1.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":19939,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/america-the-great\/","url_meta":{"origin":13548,"position":3},"title":"AMERICA THE GREAT","date":"June 28, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"This page was originally intended to be funny. But the more I added to it, the less funny it looked, and the more like a train wreck. Sadly, like the Roman empire, America's days appear to be numbered. I hope things turn around, but it needs to be pretty fast,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;AMERICA&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/matrix-flying-high-500x359.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":12218,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/conspiracies\/trannies-trannies-everywhere\/","url_meta":{"origin":13548,"position":4},"title":"TRANNIES, TRANNIES EVERYWHERE...","date":"July 27, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"TRANNIES, TRANNIES EVERYWHERE... 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