{"id":14895,"date":"2018-10-31T17:13:10","date_gmt":"2018-10-31T04:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=14895"},"modified":"2019-08-28T17:14:27","modified_gmt":"2019-08-28T05:14:27","slug":"soon-the-whole-world-will-find-out-what-a-pervert-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/soon-the-whole-world-will-find-out-what-a-pervert-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FIND OUT WHAT A PERVERT I AM"},"content":{"rendered":"
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My reputation is about to be destroyed by a hacker.<\/h2>\n

Here in New Zealand it’s Halloween tonight. (It’s World Vegan day tomorrow but I’d better not go there or I might start provoking angry outbursts)<\/h3>\n

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And everyone here is getting bombarded by spam emails. I never normally look at them, but I’ve had two people ask about them today (my mother and my mother in law), so I ended up reading some.<\/h2>\n

Now I wish I hadn’t, because I have just learned that my life is all over. Unless I pay $852. But I am a cheapskate, and I’m not going to, so I’m screwed. This is the message about my impending doom:<\/h2>\n

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“Please don’t try to contact me or find me, it is impossible, since I sent you an email from your email account.<\/p>\n

Through your e-mail, I uploaded malicious code to your Operation System.<\/p>\n

I saved all of your contacts with friends, colleagues, relatives and a complete history of visits to the Internet resources.<\/p>\n

Also I installed a rat software on your device and long tome spying for you.<\/p>\n

You are not my only victim, I usually lock devices and ask for a ransom.<\/p>\n

But I was struck by the sites of intimate content that you very often visit.<\/p>\n

I am in shock of your reach fantasies! Wow! I’ve never seen anything like this!<\/p>\n

I did not even know that SUCH content could be so exciting!<\/p>\n

So, when you had fun on intime sites (you know what I mean!) I made screenshot with using my program from your camera of yours device.<\/p>\n

After that, I jointed them to the content of the currently viewed site.<\/p>\n

Will be funny when I send these photos to your contacts! And if your relatives see it?<\/p>\n

BUT I’m sure you don’t want it. I definitely would not want to …<\/p>\n

I will not do this if you pay me a little amount.<\/p>\n

I think $852 is a nice price for it!<\/p>\n

I accept only Bitcoins.<\/p>\n

My BTC wallet: 1BncH5WxBSYJ6mmcJC9bCRxQ6Z1evvtRxk<\/p>\n

If you have difficulty with this – Ask Google “how to make a payment on a bitcoin wallet”. It’s easy.<\/p>\n

After receiving the above amount, all your data will be immediately removed automatically.<\/p>\n

My virus will also will be destroy itself from your operating system.<\/p>\n

My Trojan have auto alert, after this email is looked, I will be know it!”<\/p>\n

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So very soon, everyone is going to know that I spend my time online looking at an intimate porn site called Steemit, where I look at pictures of freaks doing weird shit with vegans.<\/h2>\n

Be careful out there, you too may have rat software on your device and long tome spying for you.<\/h2>\n
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