{"id":18245,"date":"2020-07-01T17:55:02","date_gmt":"2020-07-01T05:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=18245"},"modified":"2022-05-01T16:54:48","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T04:54:48","slug":"how-going-vegan-changed-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/how-going-vegan-changed-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"HOW GOING VEGAN CHANGED MY LIFE"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, I’m not really talking about eating any rabbit food here. I just mean sort of sniffing it. I know sniffing sounds a bit dodgy, but this is plants not panties, and it’s all perfectly normal.<\/strong><\/p>\n

So I sniffed some vegan plants. Next thing I knew I had this urge to draw things. This hasn’t happened in days, so I think it was the vegan approach that lead to my cosmic shift.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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First I drew a new addition to my “Weird Scenes with Cows” series:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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And then, inspired by Ozzyman<\/a>, I did a detailed sketch of the Australian outback.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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But then the second serving of vegan delectable kicked in and reality started to stretch and make clenching noises…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Remember to never mix vegans with cows. Stay inside your boundaries and play safe.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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OK, I’m not really talking about eating any rabbit food here. I just mean sort of sniffing it. I know sniffing sounds a bit dodgy, but this is plants not panties, and it’s all perfectly normal. So I sniffed some vegan plants. Next thing I knew I had this urge to draw things. This hasn’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[64,12],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12125,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wapf\/10-reasons-to-not-be-vegan\/","url_meta":{"origin":18245,"position":0},"title":"10 REASONS TO NOT BE VEGAN","date":"August 1, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"10 REASONS TO NOT BE VEGAN 1. A vegan diet never sustained any traditional culture Dr. Weston Price, a dentist with a passion for nutrition, traveled the globe to discover the secrets of healthy, happy people. 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