{"id":19115,"date":"2020-08-29T12:40:55","date_gmt":"2020-08-29T00:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=19115"},"modified":"2021-09-11T16:53:42","modified_gmt":"2021-09-11T04:53:42","slug":"i-just-scored-an-awesome-job-working-for-the-government","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/conspiracies\/i-just-scored-an-awesome-job-working-for-the-government\/","title":{"rendered":"I JUST SCORED AN AWESOME JOB WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Things are bit fucked in New Zealand these days, so I wanted to look out for number one and get a safe job before the economy collapses.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I applied for a job with the NZ communist party. I was hoping for $1 a day but they offered to pay me in toilet paper instead, and said all my needs will be taken care of.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Things went well and I have been chosen for a key role in social media. I have been appointed head of the offensive meme division.<\/strong><\/p>\n

My job is to act as a dissident violating communist standards, but really I am controlled opposition.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yesterday I was hard at work making offensive memes and posting them. Next week I will receive my first roll of 2-ply!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Things are bit fucked in New Zealand these days, so I wanted to look out for number one and get a safe job before the economy collapses. I applied for a job with the NZ communist party. I was hoping for $1 a day but they offered to pay me in toilet paper instead, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20556,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[36,19,58,40,55],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/cartoon1598598204090-01-1.jpeg","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19192,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/conspiracies\/new-zealand-communist-party-meme-resources-page\/","url_meta":{"origin":19115,"position":0},"title":"NEW ZEALAND COMMUNIST PARTY MEME RESOURCES PAGE","date":"September 14, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Here is a selection of memes and images intended to celebrate New Zealand's glorious leadership. Please distribute them on social media for the greater good. 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In fact I feel somewhat ashamed as I watch my country's economy and society being crushed by a cunning two faced illuminati glove puppet while a population of clueless sheeple are walking to the meat works unaware that we are\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "CONSPIRACIES"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/2020-08-16_083907cccp-01-4.jpeg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":28242,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/new-zealand\/stop-co-governance-in-new-zealand\/","url_meta":{"origin":19115,"position":2},"title":"STOP CO-GOVERNANCE IN NEW ZEALAND","date":"July 22, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"The corrupt and racist New Zealand \"government\" who in a just world would be charged with treason, are using the co-governance scam to make themselves rich at the expense of all New Zealanders. There is an excellent booklet by Julian Batchelor that covers it very well. You can order a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "NEW ZEALAND"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/01b.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":9341,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/steemit\/photos-from-the-beautiful-wellington-new-zealand-waterfront\/","url_meta":{"origin":19115,"position":3},"title":"PHOTOS FROM THE BEAUTIFUL WELLINGTON NEW ZEALAND WATERFRONT","date":"September 6, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"PHOTOS FROM THE BEAUTIFUL WELLINGTON NEW ZEALAND WATERFRONT ORIENTAL BAY - WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND Being lucky enough to live in Wellington, one of my favourite places to hang out is Oriental Bay, by the yachts and luxury apartments. 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