{"id":19559,"date":"2020-06-13T18:59:39","date_gmt":"2020-06-13T06:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=19559"},"modified":"2021-05-07T09:43:41","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T21:43:41","slug":"doing-my-bit-for-the-cause","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/doing-my-bit-for-the-cause\/","title":{"rendered":"DOING MY BIT FOR THE CAUSE"},"content":{"rendered":"
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For my first post on Hive I will be identifying as a communist shill with platform relationship issues.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Gradually the purple haze retreated and I found myself in a small yellow room with an angry man in a red leather bondage suit. He was slapping me the way Batman slaps Robin.<\/h3>\n

“We know you have 10 accounts on Steemit” he said, giving me another bitch slap for good measure. “Come clean and we can do a deal”<\/h4>\n

“What do you want?” I asked<\/h4>\n

Red Batman: “We want you to pose as a blogger on Hive and learn all their secrets”<\/h4>\n

Me: “I want to speak to the manager”<\/h4>\n

Red Batman: “Justin is busy at the moment, but we will show you a signed photo of him”<\/h4>\n

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Me: How else will you repay me?”<\/h4>\n

Red Batman: “You will be rewarded with an Ali Express discount voucher:<\/h4>\n

Me: “Is it true that Ali Express has 21000 listings for dildos?”<\/h4>\n

Red Batman: “Yes”<\/h4>\n

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Me “I’m in, comrade!”<\/h4>\n

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https:\/\/peakd.com\/steemit\/@flote\/doing-my-bit-for-the-cause<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For my first post on Hive I will be identifying as a communist shill with platform relationship issues. Gradually the purple haze retreated and I found myself in a small yellow room with an angry man in a red leather bondage suit. 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