{"id":20527,"date":"2021-09-08T15:49:04","date_gmt":"2021-09-08T03:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=20527"},"modified":"2021-09-11T16:37:07","modified_gmt":"2021-09-11T04:37:07","slug":"a-picture-is-worth-1000-words-so-here-are-5000-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/art\/a-picture-is-worth-1000-words-so-here-are-5000-words\/","title":{"rendered":"A PICTURE IS WORTH 1000 WORDS SO HERE ARE 5000 WORDS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ever get to the point where you have to make some pictures or implode? I seems to be getting like that a lot lately. Here are today’s oddities.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

That was originally an image of an apple with teeth that I saved from somewhere, and today I played about with it. For some reason I really hate Apple computers so I thought it would be great for their next advertising campaign.<\/h4>\n

This one was a photo of a huge spider that I took at the zoo, and decided it needed to become an ode to virus mania.<\/h4>\n

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Originally a pen drawing that I did of a freak woman with quad breasts and TV reception, it seems appropriate for our modern SUBMIT world so I tarted it all up a bit.<\/h4>\n

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This was an image I found of some satan worshiping heavy metal twat with a freemason guitar neck, so I gave him a nice muzzle.<\/h4>\n

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And this is another one of my pen drawings that I revved up a bit using Infinite Painter and Snapseed. We really are living in a clown world aren’t we?<\/h4>\n

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Ever get to the point where you have to make some pictures or implode? I seems to be getting like that a lot lately. Here are today’s oddities. That was originally an image of an apple with teeth that I saved from somewhere, and today I played about with it. For some reason I really […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20528,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[36,64],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/LcTxR7u1XKaapBH3qwmEZeimAxECSVo91H6DdUAVt2PqekxPARccSkPPJyFvJe8HXn8rbH7VCw3DTAobmynMvHHRgb3bVu1ePntghRpExbtFQVpT1ExMMCQEqTcYmsjeDPrMn2A9aWNgjUJKtL5YM4v2a.png","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":20978,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/art\/take-a-ride-on-the-sifty-tablet-from-planet-vape\/","url_meta":{"origin":20527,"position":0},"title":"TAKE A RIDE ON THE SIFTY TABLET FROM PLANET VAPE...","date":"September 19, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Words, bugger it, who needs them? Today I feel like less words with my pictures. Pictures can tell stories Was that a fish? 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