{"id":20831,"date":"2021-09-26T14:29:56","date_gmt":"2021-09-26T01:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=20831"},"modified":"2021-10-02T14:30:33","modified_gmt":"2021-10-02T01:30:33","slug":"fakebook-beat-me-to-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/fakebook-beat-me-to-it\/","title":{"rendered":"FAKEBOOK BEAT ME TO IT"},"content":{"rendered":"

This morning I woke up with an overwhelming urge to quit using Fakebook. But I also I had an overwhelming urge to have a dump, so I did that first.<\/h3>\n

My desire to quit FB always seems to happen about a month after I forget that it sucks balls and start sharing content from my Gab feed on FB again… (Note to self – Gab mostly good, Fakebook censored mind control propaganda site full of shit, and it’s also carefully designed to sap my will to live)<\/p>\n

So I typed out a quick line about where to find me (Proof Of Brain or Gab), and went to Fakebook to post it. But the fuckers had already locked my account yet again. I have three FB accounts which I rotate as they get suspended, but in between suspending my accounts FB have also taken to locking them for suspicious activity.<\/p>\n

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After unlocking the fucking account yet again I posted this:<\/em><\/p>\n

Al-Gore-rhythms, sense-or-ship, account suss-pence-shuns – for at least the fifth time, I say again “fuck you book of fake and the horse you rode in on!”<\/h3>\n

Look me up on Proof Of Brain (get paid to post) –\u00a0https:\/\/www.proofofbrain.blog\/@frot<\/a><\/h4>\n

Or Gab (total freedom of speech) –\u00a0https:\/\/gab.com\/frot<\/a><\/h4>\n

My new FB password is a short personal message to Mark Suckaturd \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/p>\n

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Here are some Fakebook lolpics:<\/h3>\n

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Bonus pic – this pic got one of my accounts suspended for a month!<\/h4>\n

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https:\/\/peakd.com\/pob\/@frot\/fakebook-beat-me-to-it<\/a><\/p>\n

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