{"id":22226,"date":"2022-06-07T14:42:26","date_gmt":"2022-06-07T02:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=22226"},"modified":"2022-06-23T14:42:41","modified_gmt":"2022-06-23T02:42:41","slug":"an-email-id-like-to-send-out-to-all-my-contacts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/an-email-id-like-to-send-out-to-all-my-contacts\/","title":{"rendered":"AN EMAIL I\u2019D LIKE TO SEND OUT TO ALL MY CONTACTS"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Much as I\u2019d like to find out how many of the people I knew prior to 2020 are still speaking to me, I\u2019m not actually going to send out this email because I\u2019m guessing it would get about 90% mutes or thumbs down ratings from my old contacts.<\/h3>\n

But this is what I\u2019d like to say \ud83d\ude42<\/h2>\n

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\u201cHi to everyone I haven’t contacted in years. Are we still on speaking terms?<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m not injected, I don\u2019t wear masks or scan barcodes, and I think \u201ccovid\u201d is an utter bunch of horseshit.<\/p>\n

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I still believe most of the other \u201cconspiracy\u201d stuff I\u2019ve been going on about for years, including chemtrails, fluoridation, the global warming scam, eugenics, trannies, 911, fake moon landing, zionism, vaccinations, tavistock institute, mind programming, smart phones, microsoft, body doubles, fake holocaust, and all the other mainstream narrative bollocks.<\/p>\n

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I think the NZ \u201cprime minister\u201d (the horsefaced bitch), is a globalist puppet, a psychopath, a freemason, a traitor, and a dick swinging transvestite.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m fully expecting NZ and the rest of the world to have a total economic melt down before the end of 2022, with hyperinflation, food shortages, mass unemployment, a break down of services and infrastructure, and a huge mental health crisis as the sheeple gradually come to realise they have been lied to and injected with a poison.<\/p>\n

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But at least I\u2019m not a \u201cflat earther\u201d \u2013 I think that is a bunch of moronic crap…<\/p>\n

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I don\u2019t use Facebook, WhatsApp, Messenger, Instagram, WeChat, TikTok, Telegram, Reddit, Twitter, or Discord, but if you’d like to find me online, I am posting stuff on Blurt, Gab, and Bastyon, as well as my Frot WordPresss blog, so please look me up if you feel so inclined.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz<\/a><\/p>\n

https:\/\/blurt.blog\/@frot<\/a><\/p>\n

https:\/\/gab.com\/frot<\/a><\/p>\n

https:\/\/bastyon.com\/frot<\/a><\/p>\n

But I won\u2019t really send this out as an email (except to a select group of friends who can probably cope with it) \u2013 what I will do instead is post it online, where it\u2019s a safe bet none of my old contacts will ever see it.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Much as I\u2019d like to find out how many of the people I knew prior to 2020 are still speaking to me, I\u2019m not actually going to send out this email because I\u2019m guessing it would get about 90% mutes or thumbs down ratings from my old contacts. But this is what I\u2019d like to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22227,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[85,19,12],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/ba329c088f8a92e7353322913dd554b03115ac2c.png","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":22208,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/a-few-lols-at-the-new-world\/","url_meta":{"origin":22226,"position":0},"title":"A few lols at the new world","date":"June 19, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Back in the day (and when I say that I usually mean somewhere between 10 and 30 years ago) funny emails were a big thing. There was a lot less spam and a lot more funny emails. 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