{"id":28323,"date":"2023-08-04T11:10:02","date_gmt":"2023-08-03T23:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=28323"},"modified":"2023-09-30T14:03:29","modified_gmt":"2023-09-30T01:03:29","slug":"is-twatter-a-cia-porn-site","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/is-twatter-a-cia-porn-site\/","title":{"rendered":"IS TWATTER A CIA PORN SITE?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"PostFull__body entry-content\">\n<div class=\"MarkdownViewer Markdown\">\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Up until about a year ago I used to regularly have a quick scroll through GAB &#8211; <a title=\"This link will take you away from blurt.blog\" href=\"https:\/\/gab.com\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/gab.com<\/a> Despite the fact that the platform was mostly bible thumping Americans going on about &#8220;Jesus&#8221; or &#8220;Joe Biden&#8221; about 10% of the posts on my feed were quite entertaining memes, and I used to repost the best ones, so my own timeline was pretty good. Once a month I&#8217;d download all the memes from my timeline and use them in my blogs or on other platforms like Facebook.<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"This link will take you away from blurt.blog\" href=\"https:\/\/gab.com\/frot\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>https:\/\/gab.com\/frot<\/strong><\/a><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/6ab92dc00507ddfd85cb7da1877a7a0c545fcaab.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But this year GAB has totally lost the plot as all platforms seem to do, and now it&#8217;s up to 99% Joe Biden or Jesus Saves crap, so it&#8217;s not worth scrolling through for good content any more. It&#8217;s like panning for gold and memes are just not that valuable.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/2fb902f8772d553879c11829360aa1ffb3b07705.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Because I was having a look at Twitter since they rebranded it &#8220;X&#8221;, wondering why they were announcing to the world that they are Satan worshipping Freemasons, I had a look around to see if Twitter could be a good source of memes to replace GAB. It turned out Twitter is not only a confusing and badly designed site that is hard to find content on, it is also an extremely odd combination of Alerican bible thumpers and surprisingly hard core porn videos.<br \/>\n<a title=\"This link will take you away from blurt.blog\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/twitter.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/6ea351b8d7ef36b861dc9d0f38a23635b3a69da1.jpg\" alt=\"15f4478f29161c70c069.jpg\" width=\"490\" height=\"519\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Unlike most platforms that ban porn or at least keep it seperate, Twitter seems to set things up to give everyone an eyeful. I soon wished there was an &#8220;unsee&#8221; button! One minute I was browsing around looking for memes, the next moment I was looking at butt sex and cum shot porn videos. No &#8220;I swear on the bible I am 18 years or older&#8221; just straight into &#8220;get a load of this anal!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/b805fc54d445f2d1622eb385ddd1fb57d9a47f3a.png\" alt=\"image.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Back when I originally tried using Twitter my account was suspended every time I posted anything, but that was offensive stuff exposing globalism, germ theory, the convid hoax, that sort of thing &#8211; but really pervy porn videos &#8211; all good, no worries!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/44b23bf0d7d7c0487ed6f8beaf0bffc41f631973.png\" alt=\"image.png\" width=\"271\" height=\"361\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Twitter is a revolting site, and yes, I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s definitely a CIA psyop. I won&#8217;t be going back until they invent an unsee button. When it comes to CIA psyop platforms I actually much prefer Fakebook!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/imgp.blurt.world\/768x0\/https:\/\/img.blurt.world\/blurtimage\/frot\/faa84848624180eeb8aa7b5ce3d877fafb2b6a30.png\" alt=\"image.png\" width=\"456\" height=\"527\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Up until about a year ago I used to regularly have a quick scroll through GAB &#8211; https:\/\/gab.com Despite the fact that the platform was mostly bible thumping Americans going on about &#8220;Jesus&#8221; or &#8220;Joe Biden&#8221; about 10% of the posts on my feed were quite entertaining memes, and I used to repost the best [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28324,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[54,12,37,70],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/twitter-update-feature.jpg","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":22208,"url":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/funny\/a-few-lols-at-the-new-world\/","url_meta":{"origin":28323,"position":0},"title":"A few lols at the new world","date":"June 19, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Back in the day (and when I say that I usually mean somewhere between 10 and 30 years ago) funny emails were a big thing. 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