{"id":2964,"date":"2019-09-03T17:40:47","date_gmt":"2019-09-03T05:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/?p=2964"},"modified":"2019-09-21T20:22:57","modified_gmt":"2019-09-21T08:22:57","slug":"blogs-are-not-random-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frot.co.nz\/design\/wordpress\/blogs-are-not-random-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"I am going Hardcore…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Blogging is just too anal these days<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n

Back in 2009 I had a Blogger blog, and this is a quick copy and paste of some posts from it – it was random and easy, like a cheap slut. I liked those days, when blogging was more fun and less anal<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Being shit wins hands down<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n
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Sometimes I get the feeling that for a lot of people, if it comes down to being liked vs. knowing the difference between shit and chewed dates, being liked wins hands down…<\/strong><\/p>\n

On this page I’m posting random images and the odd sentence, in the hope that more people will like me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hot football fans<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Brazil fan<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I’m not a football fan myself, but I had to post these pics to show how hot English chicks are…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Liverpool fan<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Wig out dude<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n
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Andre Agassi released an autobiography<\/a> titled, “Open: An Autobiography,” in November 2009. In it, Agassi admited to using and testing positive for methamphetamine<\/a> in 1997, and that his distinctive long hair was actually a wig; in Agassi’s opinion, his defeat in the 1990 French Open<\/a> final was partly due to issues with the wearing of the wig.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Asbestos<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Beyond hot and cold<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n

Is it possible to be beyond hot and beyond cool at the same time? – Joan Jett blazing up with Deborah Harry!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Chewing on a Muslim<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Alpha romeo have an odd logo – The man in the serpents mouth is called a <\/strong>biscione<\/strong><\/em>, and is a Saracen or Moor (aka: a Muslim)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Naked chicks on bicycles<\/b>\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n

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Thanks to these photos from\u00a0<\/strong>San<\/strong>\u00a0Francisco \u00a0now I can blog about naked\u00a0chicks and cycling in one quick post, so I can reduce my blogging time down from the 8 hours a week I’m spending at the moment \ud83d\ude42\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Heavy Handbag<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

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I’ve seen the light – drum and bass is better than heavy metal – I’m going to give up metal and become a baseler!<\/b><\/p>\n

My blogging is a bit intermittent because by the time I’ve updated all my social media acounts I’m always busting to take a big dump and twitter about it before i get started on weapons and warcraft – I think I might start a discussion board for people whose blogs are suffering because of addictions to online puppeteering<\/b><\/p>\n

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Hot tranny action<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n

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Jeepers I don’t even know what the hell this is but it freaks the crap out of me so its bloggable<\/b><\/p>\n

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Got up early, did 2 hours of yoga, went for a walk to the gym, went for a swim in the sea naked, ate a tofu salad, joined greenpeace, paid for some software online, gave myself an enema, with lentils, bought a korean car on trade me, listened to the new britney spears album, and…oh yeah, took a photo of the sun rising…<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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The “peak oil” con<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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It would take a pretty big pile of dead dinosaurs to account for the estimated 660 billion barrels of oil in the Middle East. I don’t know what the precise dinosaur-carcass-to-barrel-of-oil conversion rate is, but it does seem like it would take a hell of a lot of dead dinosaurs. Even if we generously allow that a single dinosaur could yield 50 barrels of oil (let’s run with that for now), more than 130 billion dinosaurs would have had to be simultaneously entombed in just one small region of the world. <\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Hotter Babes<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Jessica<\/span> Biel<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Scarlett<\/span> Johansson<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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aka: Scarlett Johanson<\/span>; Scarlet Johansson<\/span>,Skarlett<\/span> Johnson; Scarlett Johansen<\/span>; Scarlett Johanssen<\/span> Two movies worth seeing are “The Illusionist” staring Jessica Biel<\/span>, and “The Prestige<\/span>” staring Scarlett Johansson<\/span> – both historical movies about magicians with cool plot twists – see I didn’t just put these pics because they are hot babes!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The real moon landing<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n
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It’s a good job advances in graphics software have made it possible to recreate fake moon landing footage…or else people might think that <\/span><\/span><\/b>NASA<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> lost the original “footage” on <\/span><\/span><\/b>purpose<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span>….<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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And then they might think the moon landing was a con job…like swine flu or 911 or y2k or the <\/span><\/span><\/b>property<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> bubble or global warming, or rising sea levels or vaccinations or <\/span><\/span><\/b>tamiflu<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> or peak oil or … oh shit <\/span><\/span><\/b>I’m<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> turning into a damn pedophile….<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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But isn’t it cool how that flag flutters in the breeze and casts no shadow….yeah that’s awesome!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Climategate<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n
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Great to see there’s a few people who are awake<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Global warming has to be the biggest con in years, but holy crap the suckers are lining up to hand al gore some cash for it<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Fat man gallery<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n
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Phatness in purple – the new beige<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Excess baggage<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n
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“Being overweight sometimes limits what you can do.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n
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The porn star<\/span> fat man – Ron Jeremy<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

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The demise of the fat man<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n
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A bozo loses it<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

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If he had just worn some studded leather speedos<\/span> this guy would have been styling….<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Fluoride makes people docile and stupid<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

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A NWO<\/span> PLOT:fluoride makes people docile and stupid, and therefore easier to control. it’s no good for teeth at all – that’s a load of horseshit – and why since 1945? – because the nazis<\/span> found it great in their trails on concentration<\/span> camp victims, and English<\/span> speaking nations controlled by the USA<\/span> have dosed their sheeple<\/span> with it since the end of WWII<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Remember the last time you made pancakes? No? Well, let us remind you: it ended in sadness and confusion because you simply couldn’t crank out the insane volume of pancakes you wanted \/ needed. Well, the ChefStack is here to help. It’s a giant, automated machine with internal rollers, and its entire purpose is to do nothing but make pancakes (roughly 200 per hour). Using pre-filled bags of batter, this dude <\/span><\/span><\/b>does all the work<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/a> while you sit by<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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It’s highly unlikely, but this may be double spin so watch your back….<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

“Public Opinion” is in reality carefully crafted and scripted propaganda designed to elicit a desired behavioral response from the public. Public opinion polls are really taken with the intent of gauging the public’s acceptance of the Illuminati’s planned programs. A strong showing in the polls tells the Illuminati that the programing is “taking”, while a poor showing tells the NWO manipulators that they have to recast or “tweak” the programming until the desired response is achieved<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Quick, forget that thought before you go fruitloops – here’s a pic of Shannon Elizabeth to distract you….<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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HABATS<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n

It suddenly hit me that there is a perfect female match for a LOMBARD (Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead) – HABATS – Hot As But A Total Slapper. Lately I’ve been posting so many pichers of fat nekid dudes that I’m grossed myself out, so here’s a pic of the ultimate HABATS – Jennifer Lopez <\/b><\/p>\n

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And here is a pic\u00a0<\/b>of her arse, so don’t say this blog is all about fat men!<\/b><\/p>\n

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Blondie<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n

Deborah Harry: “I wish I would have invented sex”<\/b><\/p>\n

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Why is my sister?<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n
Korean amateur nubile anal teen zombie student wifes,\u00a0<\/b> , new strapon queef porn , dirty old dudebros fucing hairy men and bears , homeless women sleeping with homeless men in exchange for a place to stay , woodman and glossmen in raincoats<\/b><\/div>\n

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Things that can happen if you cut out “healthy whole grains”<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n
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\u00a0I always appreciate a useful search suggestion from Google<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n
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It’s under control<\/strong><\/span>
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My blog addiction got out of hand and i had to cold turkey for a while – but I’m better now, and I’m in control of my dark passenger…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The ugly face of fascism<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Which media has the greatest vested interest in hyping the swine flu con-job to boost sales of vaccines?<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

Start with News Corp – \u00a0Rupert Murdoch is the major shareholder, chairman and managing director of News Corp<\/p>\n

News Corp owns Fox Broadcasting Company and 27 Fox Television Stations in major cities all over the USA, in addition to many cable channels, the Fox News channel, and 20th Century Fox film companies and studios. News Corp also owns the New York Post, the Wall Street Journal and Dow Jones.<\/p>\n

On February 2, 2009, GlaxoSmithKline (manufactures of swine flu vaccine) announced the appointment of James Murdoch, son of Rupert Murdoch, as a non-executive director….<\/p>\n

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Danger Dog<\/span><\/h3>\n
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Going Off<\/span><\/h3>\n
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The idea of blowing up parliament is something we celebrate every year on the 5th<\/span> November but now it’s more likely the politician’s<\/span> would pretend to blow themselves up and then blame it on “terrorists”…<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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But it’s a great ideal to celebrate and I was<\/span> very pleased with my pic of wellington harbour from Mt Vic<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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An American coup<\/span><\/h3>\n
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COUP – PARTY MUSIC – in one of those awesome moments when someone just hits the nail right on the head – that would be the twin towers, and i guess that would be controlled <\/span><\/span><\/b>demolition<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> by <\/span><\/span><\/b>American<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> terrorists<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Lucky the cover for the album was designed prior to the controlled demolition of the twin towers or it might have looked like they were exploiting terrorism for financial gain….<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Hopefully someone somewhere is watching “loose change 9\/11: an American coup” or listening to “crackdown” by Cabaret Voltaire, or watching the muppet show<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Bunch of arse<\/span><\/h3>\n
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Check out the arse – I like arses, they make me think about enemas…..<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I know it’s hard for my legion of followers, fans, rss addicts twitterers, and regulars but i have been intermittent
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To make up for it i’ve posted a pic of a willie nelson album AND a 1971 Triumph 2.5PI – I know one day this will be the HOTTEST post in the world!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Howling at the moon<\/span><\/h3>\n
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But I wanted something more <\/span><\/span><\/b>Gothic<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> looking so i did an effect in p-shop, but then i couldn’t stop and did more effects, and just as i turned into a <\/span><\/span><\/b>werewolf<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> i hit <\/span><\/span><\/b>save<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> and kept this one<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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So in the end my picture of the moon looks sort of like <\/span><\/span><\/b>I’m<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> already on the moon, and maybe i am, like <\/span><\/span><\/b>Stanley<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> K<\/b>ubrick<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span> when he directed the moon landing footage using the same techniques he used to make 2001 a space odyssey<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Digger<\/span><\/h3>\n
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Sometimes i just feel like a damn good pic of a digger and this one is really smooth – maybe the best digger pic I’ve ever seen….<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Robert Anton Wilson was a much less retarded person – he once said:<\/strong> “My goal is to try to get people into a state of generalised agnosticism, not about God alone but agnosticism about everything.”<\/strong><\/div>\n
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wow i just found out there is a website to help people like me…each day i have this overwhelming compulsion to write a longer blog so that my public will better understand me and then a desire to hit refresh 45 times so that my public will appear massive, like my swizzle stick! – the site is called bloggers anonymous<\/a>….<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Cool – sounds good, but maybe we could lay some guilt on whitey first, and then draw up a treatie to make the bastards pay bigtime, and then kill the fuckers…<\/strong><\/div>\n
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are most blogs really just forums for homosexual Indonesian vegans to explore their plastic sandal fetishes?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This post needs more nekid grills – but only tasteful images, art not porn…..<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Led Zep rules<\/span><\/h3>\n
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Ever since i became a hevy mettler my hand keeps making the sign of the goat<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n
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People started to say \u00a0i was a satanist….<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n
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But its all cool really, i just have a thing for goats!<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Cokehead<\/span><\/h3>\n
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Coke is the shit – good for your body, good for your mind<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n
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Develop your inner moron with coke<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Twits<\/span><\/h3>\n
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I’ve been on holiday and\u00a0on holiday i wanted to update my website every day from my cell phone<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

I signed up with TwitterMobile, Tweetie, Twinkle, Twitterrific, and Twidge, <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>and I would have done lots of twittering but my cell phone got stuck up my arse so I was unable to twitter…\u00a0damn shame!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n
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So I had to rent a motor boat and spend all week fishing….<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Another Rothschild puppet<\/span><\/h3>\n
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“Ask not what your bank can do for you, ask what you can do for your bank”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n
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What time is lunch?<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Ultimately, there is only one problem: the time bound mind itself. – Eckhart Tolle<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Twisted fat men pictures<\/span><\/h3>\n

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“PLEASE post more photos of fat men – they give me wood!”<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n


\nOK man, if you say so…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Lurker post pichers<\/span><\/h3>\n
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Yes I am one of those people who lurk about taking photos of people and posting them on the internet…<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Climate Change<\/span><\/h3>\n
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David Dees<\/span> illustrations<\/a> really are the bomb.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Isn’t<\/span> cool how the PR con of “global warming”<\/a> was renamed “climate change”….guess that covers all options for the end is nigh<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Haarp is dodgy<\/span><\/h3>\n
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This is a pic of the device known as HAARP. It’s in Alaska. It may be used for weather modification or triggering earthquakes. It may be used for something else. What????<\/p>\n

A lot of people in China are pretty mad about it. The idea that an earthquake in China was triggered by HAARP is no stranger than the idea that the Americans built the thing for legitimate purposes…<\/p>\n

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What is Haarp handy for?<\/span><\/h3>\n
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A bit of mind control with the earthquakes maybe?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Key question – if it’s not used for triggering earthquakes, controlling people’s minds, or manipulating weather – then wtf is it for? – gotta say the communicating with nuclear subs line is a bit thin…<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Head Like A Hole<\/span><\/h3>\n
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What was the coolest band of the 90’s?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Head Like A Hole from Wellington New Zealand!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hot sexy tattoo art<\/span><\/h3>\n
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This has got to be the best fried eggs on head tattoo I’ve ever seen – this tattoo site<\/a> is the bomb!<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Global warming<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n
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\nEvery day here in New Zealand our lives are being destroyed by global warming….<\/a> Would this be a great example of an assertion? (that white stuff in the photo is not snow, it’s a heat mirage)<\/strong> yes I’m totally bummed about not being able to wear more than one down jacket inside the house – and being up into double figures in the lounge (11 deg C) is really harsh… <\/strong><\/div>\n
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I had to not get into my sub-zero rated down sleeping bag to watch TV in front of the heater on one occasion last week – yep it’s getting hotter alright<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Let’s fist again<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n
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They say life is like a shit sandwich<\/span> – the more bread you have, the less shit you eat<\/strong>
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A few nice photos<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

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I have no idea who took them or what they are of, but nevermind.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Am I blogging yet?<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

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About 10 years ago when websites were the new frontier and it was all groovy fun, hit counters used to just go up one each time you hit refresh, and we used to just sit there hitting refresh and pretending we had friends<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now we have trackers that can tell what each \u201cunique visitor\u201d had for breakfast and how tight they clench their sphincter when they surf, this blog thing is like returning to a pre-anal childhood memory, when it was just fun to imagine that the world was hanging on every word in cyberspace.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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