AND PUNCH AND JUDY ARE PUPPETS TOO!

Like most puppets they are controlled by hands up their arses. They are grotesque, ugly, and violent puppets who have different names and appear to hate each other. They like nothing more than to have squawking arguments and beat each other over the head with bats.

But make no mistake they both have the same puppetmasters hands up their arses.

The Punch and Judy show is a long running English tradition (350 years), and like much of the English entertainment industry it is aimed at children and intended to make them grow up as better people.

Many people realise that Punch and Judy are puppets, but puppet shows can also come in many other shapes and colours. Most puppets have smaller noses than Punch and Judy, but they still like to squawk and hit each other over the heads with bats.

If people engage in arguments about who is right, Punch or Judy, are they any different to Punch and Judy themselves? Because just like Punch and Judy they have a hand up their arse controlling what they are doing.

One of the favourite tools of magicians is to trick their audience by distracting them. While the attention of an audience is focused on one thing, they are not looking at the more important thing. And modern puppet shows serve a similar purpose.

Most people who don’t seem to realise they are watching a puppet show haven’t noticed that that the very same puppet masters are using American tax payer money to carry out their evil plans.