Category: STEEMIT
FLING ALL YOUR MONEY AT ME IMMEDIATELY
This account has a bit of history on Steemit and I’ve had a few run ins with stuck up little wankers. Back in August 2016 I started going hard out on Steemit and did a lot of posting. On this […]
REMEMBER ALL THE BULLSHIT THAT USED TO GO DOWN ON STEEMIT OVER VACCINATION POSTS?
There are no end of pro-vax believers, but out of all the different flavours of gullible moron I draw the line at vaxtards! One of the good things about the coronahoax is that it is waking people up to the […]
FOR ALL THE OLD TIMERS
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO SCARED TO UTTER THE WORDS STEEM OR STEEMIT ON HIVE? Here are a few memories from “the other blockchain” “that broken old site” and “the very bad place owned by commies” https://peakd.com/steemit/@sift666/for-all-the-old-timers
MY MOST CONTROVERSIAL POST EVER
There was a time on Steemit (August 2017 to be exact), when the site was inundated with fake introduce yourself posts by scammers hoping to make a few dollars. There were a lot of numpties with more Steem Power than […]
A MESSAGE TO MYSELF
DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY Four years ago one of my first posts on Steemit was a message to myself about not worrying It was wise and I wish I’d followed my own advice! IT’S BEYOND OUR CONTROL sift666 (65)in #steemit • 4 years ago […]
FOUR YEARS AGO I WAS JUST A CRAZY “CONSPIRACY” THEORIST
This was one of the first posts I did on Steemit, back in August 2016. It got a massive seven votes and a payout of big fat ZERO. But I like this post, and this seems like a good time […]
The invention of the performance tampon
THROBBING GRISTLE REVISITED Back in 1975 a band was formed in England that would change the face of music. I’m not talking here about The Sex Pistols or The Clash. I mean Throbbing Gristle. http://crackmagazine.net/2016/04/throbbing-gristle-back-catalogue-to-be-repressed-on-vinyl/ They didn’t invent punk, heavy […]
UNCENSORED ALTERNATIVES TO FACEBOOK
Like many people who are trying to share content online but having it censored, I have a long history of checking out different social media platforms. I’ve set up accounts on a bunch of platforms and tried them out. Some […]
HOW DOES MY FORTH ANNIVERSARY POST COMPARE TO MY SECOND ANNIVERSARY POST?
Just two years ago on Steemit I was a totally offensive prick called @sift666, constantly going on about trannies, giving everyone shit, posting stupid pictures all over the place. These day I’m totally mainstream, a conservative investor, avoiding all conflict […]
HIVE DOES NOT REALLY “NEED” MORE USERS
The only thing anyone has ever gotten from sitting on the fence is a plank up their arse. This month is my forth anniversary on Steemit/Hive, and here are five of my opinions: 1. What Hive needs is more opinions, […]
WHY DO I HAVE A HIVE ACCOUNT CALLED FLOTE?
I’m a big fan of Flote and even have an account here on Hive named @flote – my one owner never been thrashed Hive @flote account is in immaculate as new condition. image – https://mises.org/wire/horrors-communist-china Here is my actual Flote account – https://flote.app/FROT But why also […]
FIVE THINGS I QUIT DOING WHEN I SWITCHED TO HIVE
Next month would have been my four year anniversary on Steemit. Except that I quit using it the day of the hardfork. We can choose to jump about in dog shit and then complain that our shoes stink, or we […]
POST THE SORT OF CONTENT ON HIVE THAT YOU WANT TO SEE YOURSELF
Back in August 2017 I celebrated my one year anniversary on Steemit with this post. My name was @sift666 and I was all keen and full of enthusiasm on Steemit back them, like I am on Hive now. And what […]
COFFEE – WHY DO PEOPLE DRINK THIS POISON?
COFFEE – WHY DO PEOPLE DRINK THIS POISON? Long ago – about 20 years ago to be exact, I drank a cup of coffee. My excuse was I had a long drive ahead and wanted to be alert. Unfortunately I […]
FLOTE 101 – LEARNING TO FLOTE
I HAVE BECOME A FLOTER For 2020 I have decided to leave behind the ever more censored platform of Steemit and start posting on Flote. One of the things I learned early on from Steemit is that a really simple […]
THE FIRST WEEK OF MY ZERO EXPECTATIONS STEEMIT EXPERIMENT
IT SEEMS BETTER AFTER HITTING RESET If you are used to driving about in a half decent car and one day you wake up and find yourself in a shitbox, quite understandably you feel jaded. You might moan and bleat, […]
I AM ANAL
YES, I HAVE SOME ANAL TENDENCIES Now I don’t mean that in some sort of sicko pervert way – I mean I like my stuff to be organised like a Formula One workshop. A few days ago I saw a […]
LIVING VICARIOUSLY
Get a dose of speed. Long ago in the 90’s I was into the new sport of downhill mountainbiking. Back then we started out riding hardtails with three inch travel forks and it was like racing kango hammers. We got […]
EACH NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM IS WORKING ITS WAY FURTHER INTO YOUR SPHINCTER
Computer geeks always want the latest crap Back in 1998 when computers were all totally new to me, I became interested in using Photoshop to make cool pictures. So I did a couple of Photoshop courses and learned the basics. […]
WITH ALL THE ANGER OF A JILTED EX LOVER
I BUGGERED OFF FOR THREE MONTHS On my third birthday back in August I celebrated by totally quiting all use of Steemit. I was pretty pissed off about having all my illusions totally shattered. Back in 2016 I was writing […]
The Law Is A Mechanism For Corruption and Control
Everything We Have Been Told Is A Lie – The Law Is A Mechanism For Corruption and Control Not Liberty! We are constantly impressed with the importance of the rule of law but the law often does not represent a […]
Politicians Are Puppets To Control People Not Serve them
Everything We Have Been Told Is A Lie – Politicians Are Puppets To Control People Not Serve them! We are told to trust our governments and that our politicians are there to serve us. Sadly this is often not the […]
The Medical Industry Is Designed For Profit Not People
Everything We Have Been Told Is A Lie – The Medical Industry Is Designed For Profit Not People! We are taught to believe that the medical industry is there to heal us but sadly this is often not the case. […]
The Media’s Hall Of Mirrors That Controls Our Minds
Everything We Have Been Told Is A Lie – The Media’s Hall Of Mirrors That Controls Our Minds! Our media systems are being used against us in a blatant attempt to control our minds and thought processes. This is an […]
The Wholesale Corruption Of Our Education System
Everything We Have Been Told Is A Lie – The Education Scandal : The Wholesale Corruption Of Our Education System I believe our education system is deeply corrupted – engaging in this scandal can be a dangerous and costly mistake. […]
A Roadmap For Discussion
Everything We Have Been Told Is A Lie – A Roadmap For Discussion & Community Engagement! I believe almost everything we have been told is distorted to reflect the interests of those peddling lies. After a lifetime of incredible travel […]
Everything We Have Been Told Is A Lie
Everything We Have Been Told Is A Lie Our world is out of equilibrium because everything we have been taught is a lie. The points I will make in this post are only oversights and I will add more detail […]
15 INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT NEW ZEALAND
15 INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT NEW ZEALAND KIWIS ARE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SHEEP SHAGGERS REALLY… 1 – The human population of NZ is only 4.7 million, but NZ is similar in land size to Japan or the UK 2 […]
THREE YEARS AGO I DID A STEEMIT POST SAYING DITCH THE FLAGGING
THREE YEARS AGO I DID A STEEMIT POST SAYING DITCH THE FLAGGING And I was right wasn’t I? – flagging is one of the main things that has screwed the platform. Now a bunch of geek numpties are running around […]
THE PARTY IS OVER SO REMOVE YOUR TATTOOS NOW
REMEMBERING THE GOOD TIMES Back in February 2018 when I originally wrote a post about millenials defacing themselves with crap tattoos, it was the middle of summer in New Zealand, it was hot and sunny, I’d just spent the whole […]
FOOLS GOLD
Unless you are clutching real gold in your hot sweaty hands, you probably don’t actually have any Most of the gold that is being traded in the world doesn’t really exist, and pretending to have gold is a sort of […]
HOW I MADE TWELVE AND A HALF GRAND FOR A BLOG POST
GET RICH BY BLOGGING! Back in 2016, in the early days of the blogging platform Steemit – when it still looked like an awesome new blogging platform rather than a massive Ponzi scheme – certain key accounts were flinging money […]
MAN BUSES ARE SEXUALLY OPPRESSIVE
MAN MUST GO BI The Wellington City Council has admitted that its use of German MAN buses is oppressive people of non-binary gender, so it is now planning to replace them all with new electric buses from Bus International (BI) […]
WHAT I WANT FOR MY THIRD BIRTHDAY
So long and thanks for all the steem Now I know I said I was going to quit whining about the demise of Steemit, but here is one last post about Steemit… Although I’m not really using the platform any […]
RANDOM LOLERS PART 666 – THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
BABOON’S SPHINCTERS Serious fuckers need to spend more time looking at baboon’s sphincters. It does them a lot of good, and I always like to do what I can to help serious fuckers. Was that all a […]
HEADING DOWN SOUTH
ON THE FERRY TO PICTON The first step to going down South (I’m talking about New Zealand here, so “south” doesn’t mean Mexico!) is to catch the ferry across the Cook Straight to Picton. It can be rough on a […]
Let’s all be PAL’s
I’m not really me anymore, but is anyone online real anyway? It’s been about 10 months since I mostly stopped posting on Steemit as @sift666 and swapped over to @frot And then not long after I began powering down all […]
HUMOUR HAS BEEN BANNED ONLINE
Despite the fact that all laughter has been declared offensive, I still like to have a bit of a chuckle – and it also goes really well with hoovering down some prime sticky bud. The fact that it helps ward […]
WE WERE ALL BEATEN DOWN TO A SORRY FLOCK OF INOFFENSIVE MUNTERS
WE WERE ALL BEATEN DOWN TO A SORRY FLOCK OF INOFFENSIVE MUNTERS I’m not sure how it happened, but in a gradual way, sort of like becoming fat, lazy, or conservative, in my three years on Steemit, I became a […]
BADCOCK BEATS A WOMAN TO DEATH WITH A STICK
Down at our local art gallery, John Badcock is having an exhibition. He is a photo realist, and his lead painting is of a naked man beating a woman with a stick. I carefully added some Toyota HiAce van reflection […]
IS BITCHUTE A POTENTIAL REPLACEMENT FOR YOUTUBE?
Youtube is only for approved content Almost every time I post a link to a Youtube video in one of my blog posts, when I check back later, the fuckers at Youtube have censored it, so my post just has […]
HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Americans know how to dress themselves better than any other nation. The key to making America the greatest nation on earth again is for Americans to be proud of their bodies and their sexuality, and to stop being inhibited – […]
I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED
I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED Sometimes we just have to bend over and take it like a gimp. This one time, I was abducted by aliens. After twelve hours of anal probing they informed me that I […]
Kiwis vs Aussies
Bleeding Aussie Roo Shaggers As a Kiwi, sometimes I am horrified to be mistaken for an Aussie. Usually by Americans. So now I’m going to explain some key differences between Kiwis and Aussies. People in other countries often assume that […]
CONMAN AL GORE SCALPING THE AUSSIES AGAIN
CONMAN AL GORE SCALPING THE AUSSIES AGAIN Australian Government Pays Al Gore $320k to conduct “Climate Training” as snowfall hits Queensland Much as I like to mock Aussies, I’m well aware that New Zealand’s totally incompetent and treasonous puppet government […]
IMAGINE IF THE DARWIN AWARDS BECAME AN ANALOGY FOR LIFE
Maybe we are becoming stupider by the day, but we haven’t noticed yet? Probably best not to contemplate that – it might make us paranoid. FROT WEBSITE http://www.frot.co.nz FROT BLOG http://www.frot.co.nz/design/blog PALNET FROT https://www.palnet.io/@frot STEEMIT FROT https://steemit.com/@frot STEEMIT SIFT666 https://steemit.com/@sift666
STRANGER STALKING IS ONE OF MY FETISHES
For some reason I have a fetish for taking photos of strangers. I lurk about with my camera waiting to get a snap of them. And then I post their pics online and hopefully my unwitting victims never know! Here […]
HAVE MOTORBIKES BECOME EXTINCT – LIKE FAX MACHINES?
HAVE MOTORBIKES BECOME EXTINCT – LIKE FAX MACHINES? THE SAD DEMISE OF MOTORCYCLES Does anyone still ride motorbikes, or are they just an old timers fantasy, like knights in amour or horses and carts? As a teenager I was obsessed […]
TAKING A TRIP TO THE WILD SIDE
HANGING OUT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS This one time, I had to take a trip to a whole different kind of neighbourhood. Feeling a bit apprehensive, but keeping in mind that without photos, nothing ever really happened, […]
WHY DO WE DO THIS SHIT?
MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A BUCKET OF ACID AND TRIP OUT Like most real people who blog, as opposed to bots who generate posts on social media using AI, and all the secret agency employees who polish their knobs, […]
ON THE BUSES
Cruising about on the electric buses Double decker buses are a hot new photo platform. Wellington’s new electric double decker buses are actually pretty cool – cruising through Newtown there are all sorts of sights to be seen from the […]
BACK WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND CARS WERE AS WELL
BACK WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND CARS WERE AS WELL Get hard and go off Back in the 70’s “trans” didn’t mean some ladyboy in a mini skirt. It meant a hardcore car like a 1973 Ford Mustang Trans Am. […]
GO HARD OR GO HOME…
Good photography means taking risks
I HAD A CLEAR OUT
A WINNER ON A WINDOW SILL Riding along on a double decker bus I saw this guy just sitting on his windowsill, lots of tats, an ear thing the size of a golf ball, having a smoke and drinking some […]
UNHAPPY MEALS FOR SAD FAT NUMPTIES
WHY DOES ANYONE EAT THIS CRAP? One in ten New Zealanders are on antidepressants. Although 10% is an eight-fold increase in total prescription numbers from 1998, it’s still a hell of a lot less than in America where 25% of […]
THE FULL TRANNY SUSPECT LIST
A VERY LONG LIST OF POSSIBLE TRANNIES The full list looks a bit madcore at first glance, but it’s amazing how many of them are highly suspect. The men, possible Female To Male’s (FTM) are harder to spot than […]
THE SECRET TO RAPID WEIGHT LOSS
LOL YOURSELF TO TOTAL BUFFNESS If you can LOL so hard that clear jelly like substances come out of your nose, rapid weight loss is guaranteed. And if you can make clear jelly come out of your arse as well, […]
LIKE RESPLENDENT INFANTS TOPPLING OFF OUR OWN THRONES
Make sun while the hay shines. We were running about in our online playground waving our dicks in the air and making squeaking noises. We thought that if we played by the house rules we would become large and godlike […]
REAL ART – NOT SOME STONER CRAP
DONE BY A PROPER ARTIST There I was walking past a flash inner city art gallery and in the window was a painting that looked just like something I might of done myself after a session with so primo sticky […]
MISUNDERSTAND ALL YOU SEE
WAKE UP SHEEPLE Back in 1967, not long after they replaced Paul McCartney with the new guy – the taller, right handed, and narrower faced Fake Paul (aka Faul), The Beatles put out the album that was all carefully written […]
MY ADVENTURES IN SOCIAL MEDIA
MY NEW ADVENTURES IN SOCIAL MEDIA Does Steemit still have an upside after all? After venturing onto pretty much no social media platforms other than Steemit for nearly three years, recently I’ve been out exploring the wilderness. I’m not going […]
Always be your true self
How I became a disgruntled Steemit bitch Back in the early days of Steemit I was a total believer and I used to work my arse off. Despite reading that the whole thing was a ponzi sheme and that Dan […]
SOMETIMES I JUST NEED A GOOD LOL
When I want to LOL like a freak but I can’t be arsed writing anything, I run with the pictures.
CHICKEN FREE CHICKEN
A new generation of meat Sunfed meats are made from premium yellow pea protein, they cook, feel and taste just like animal meat but are healthier, both for you and the planet. Chickens farting are putting the planet at risk from global warming, […]
LOLLERS FOR AFRICA
A week of FROTTAGE on GAB – What might it look like? One of the cool things about GAB is that being pretty new, it hasn’t yet been overrun by fake AI accounts trying to promote various agendas like make […]
ARE TUMOURS ONE OF THE BODY’S WAYS OF DETOXIFYING?
Why the sickness industry’s approach to cancer is such a disaster. ROLE OF THE TUMOR Cancer and toxicity go together. The role of tumors is to store or sequester the toxins to a small circumscribed area to keep the poisons confined and prevent […]
HOW TO REVERSE AGING WITH CHAIN SMOKING
THE KILLS Music this century has all turned to shit, so it’s hard to find any bands that don’t suck. One of the very few good ones was The White Stripes. They kicked arse. And there is another duo that […]
TO SHARE OR NOT TO SHARE?
CAN I BE ARSED? After finally waking up to full extent of all the fake accounts on Steemit, I mostly lost interest and stopped posting at the start of February. Now that I’ve got my head around the extent of […]
SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH
HIT THE BEACH Sometimes when I want to sit and contemplate things, I walk down to the beach, and sit on the sand watching the waves, the walkers, the surfers, and the dogs playing. It really helps put things in […]
ZIONISTS CONTINUE ON WITH THEIR GENOCIDE OF PALESTINE
IS THERE A WAY TO STOP THE ZIONISTS FROM COMPLETING THEIR GENOCIDE OF PALESTINE? Most people are aware of the conflict between Israel and Palestine, and some even believe Israel’s actions are reasonable. But the four maps of Palestine / […]
DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS TURN TO SHIT IN THE END?
ARE WE ALL TOTALLY BUGGERED? OK, now I’m about to get all philosophical. A job I’m half way through doing at he moment is scanning a relatives album of wedding photos. Many good things came out of that wedding but […]
ALL I COULD SEE WAS PINK HITLERS
GAY NAZIS ALL OVER THE PLACE Imagine if you packed so much primo bud into your PAX 3 vapouriser that after you smoked it while watching Keven Smith, all you could think about was Hitler. In gay pink. When you […]
ARE WE STILL ALLOWED TO BE HONEST ON STEEMIT?
Can we still talk on Steemit? Sadly at this point the only honest answer I can give to that question is “it depends on who sees us doing it” When I started out on Steemit (as @sift666) I thought I […]
WHAT ON EARTH AM I DOING BACK ON STEEMIT AS SIFT666?
I have multiple Steemit personalities! On my second anniversary of being all steemy I decided to break loose of all my old patterns and switch over to my #2 account, @frot, as my main account. All my out of date […]
WHO ARE YOU? – TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!
I THINK I GOT SCAMMED Over the weekend I decided to start have a break from Steemit and Discord on Mondays, and yesterday I did that. Before any of you say I don’t know what day it is, here is […]
WHAT WOULD A TEENAGE BOGAN DO?
WHAT WOULD A TEENAGE BOGAN DO? WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOGAN? Yesterday a complete twat called me a bogan. That really cracked me up. These days I couldn’t be further from being a bogan. In fact I’m a boring […]
THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION
THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION I once wrote about a short story by Philip K Dick, called “The Martian Anal Division”, and it was about a parallel version of our world in which everything is run by and for the benefit […]
THAT SINKING FEELING
GOING DOWN LIKE A SINKING SHIP Like all of us who have been around a while, eventually I’ve come to recognise that sinking feeling. I know that a couple of my Steemit friends are about to do posts revealing some […]
SOME DIRTY SECRETS ABOUT STEEMIT FROM AUGUST 2016
The Ugly Truth Behind Steemit You post content, people decide if they like it or not and depending on how ‘popular’ it is, you get paid. Being able to monetize your content is great and it’s about time that we have […]
HOW MUCH ARE WE ALL BEING FORCED TO SELF CENSOR ON STEEMIT?
CENSORING MY COCK When I was researching my post on male genitalia recently – COCK – the thing that freaked me out the most was not the size of a Tapir’s whopping great cock. It was the fact that so […]
IT WAS STINKING HOT YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING WENT APESHIT
IT WAS STINKING HOT YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING WENT APESHIT Fuck it was hot yesterday Just a week ago I was boasting online how hot and sunny it was here, but that was just to troll all the Northern Hemisphere punters […]
WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK?
Get your dick out and measure it I have at least four loyal followers who regularly read my posts, but I have no idea how big their cocks are because I haven’t asked them. I suspect that two of them […]
FINANCIAL ADVICE FOR 2019
I KNOW THE FUTURE Being a day ahead of most of you, I know some things you don’t. So this is all intended as financial advice. You should fully commit every dollar you can borrow and invest in my predictions: […]
KING OF PORN
WRAPPING UP ALL MY PORN FOR 2018 It’s the last day of the year (yes, here in New Zealand it is, because we are a day ahead of the rest of the world) and we’re doing our annual end of […]
SOMETIMES I WRITE REALLY SHITS DRAFTS AND POST THEM ANYWAY
A REALLY SHIT DRAFT Now is the end of the year and I’m clearing out all my old drafts. So that means I must post this one, even if it is utter rubbish. For a while at the start of […]
A NEW RECORD FOR BEING KICKED OFF WEKU
WEKU BANNED ME AFTER ONE POST! I know I’m an offensive prick, but even for me this is impressive. While Steemit was being screwed over by Hardfuck 20 a few people I follow started talking about a new site called […]
OF COURSE MEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPETE AS WOMEN!
MEN ARE ENTITLED TO BE WOMEN Anyone who complains about men competing as women is just a sexist bigot! This is all perfectly fair and reasonable: A biological male who identifies as a transgender woman has won a women’s world […]
HOUSE WITH A VIEW
EVERYTHING IS PINK OK – I’m only posting this to make all you northern hemisphere dwellers jealous! A few minutes ago, @kiwideb said “look how pink the sky is” – and although it was already after 9pm, it’s the longest […]
WHY I QUIT USING INSTAGRAM
I HAD TO GET MY SORRY ARSE OFF INSTAGRAM People sometimes wonder why so many people quit using Steemit. I think a big reason is because they start out full of hope, and they are looking for the next big […]
FOOD
FOOD 101 – Some Basics Of Eating Well We all have to start somewhere, and while some people who know their stuff are probably going to think this is all a bit simplistic, my aim here is to get people […]
THOSE THAT KNOW, MOSTLY SHUT THEIR FACES
HOW TO BE POPULAR I’ve learned all sorts of things here on Steemit this year. One of them is that posting popular opinion gets you followers, upvotes, and much love. But calling bollocks on widely believed opinion gets you unfollows, […]
STEEMPRESS – ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS TO HAPPEN TO STEEMIT
WORDPRESS WITH STEEMPRESS COULD TURN STEEMIT INTO A POPULAR BLOGGING PLATFORM In the current Steemit and crypto environment of “we are all doomed, and our world is about to end” (sort of like global warming), there is not a lot […]
WE NEED TO STOP MOANING AND GRUMBLING.
Here’s a few LOLers Losing a shitload of money on cryptos really sucks but at this point we are pretty fucked up so every day we might as well LOL until shit comes out of our noses. So to that […]
WE ARE BEING SWAMPED BY INVADING HOARDS
Here in New Zealand tourist season has just started, and as well as the usual constant stream of planes landing, there is now a multitude of giant cruise liners coming into the harbour. This is a photo I took yesterday […]
ARE CRYPTOCURRENCIES AND STEEMIT ALL SCREWED?
JUST HOW DODGY ARE STEEM AND STEEMIT? The truth is I have no idea and like everyone I’m guessing. Here are some of my best guesses: Cryptos are now mostly owned and manipulated up and down by the same zionists […]
BITCOIN REPEATS LIKE A PLATE OF SAUSAGES AT MIDNIGHT
Bitcoin is just like sausages One thing about cryptos I have only finally grasped this month is that all cryptos follow Bitcoin. So my ingenious tactic of selling Bitcoin (because I thought it would crash) and investing in other cryptos […]
I HAVE NO FRIGGING IDEA
Are we really in the shit with cryptos, and on Steemit, and about to get our arses spanked? After two years and three months on Steemit, I went from being a nobody, up to maybe being a small somebody, but […]
THE TOSSER
Is it possible to do a Steemit post by tossing a coin? A strange experiment…Sometimes I find notes and ideas I have written down long ago and end up reading them and wondering if I am a complete fruitloop. This […]
WHEN EVERYTHING IS A BIT SHIT – WE NEED EXCITEMENT
BE MORE EXCITING YOU BORING OLD FARTS When we are all bummed out we are boring and nobody can be arsed reading our shit But what we need is less excrement and more excitement! Back in the 70’s there was […]
TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM
THE FEEDBACK IS MY FAVOURITE PART! On my blog people think I’m some sort of god. They constantly give me positive feedback. It’s nothing like on Steemit! “The people have spoken, the bastards.” Mark Twain You are such a morron! […]
THREE NEW STEEMIT DEVELOPMENTS
SteemPlus (good) SteemPress (good) and the Crypto Apocolypse (bad) There is an accepted order to the way this sort of thing is usually done – first the bad news – we are all screwed part one, and then some more […]
TESTING STEEMPRESS
WordPress plug in – Steempress – Lets see what happens this time OK – what I’m doing here is doing a post on my WordPress blog and posting it straight to Steemit – so I didn’t actually go to Steemit […]
SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FIND OUT WHAT A PERVERT I AM
My reputation is about to be destroyed by a hacker. Here in New Zealand it’s Halloween tonight. (It’s World Vegan day tomorrow but I’d better not go there or I might start provoking angry outbursts) And everyone here is getting […]
IMAGINE HOOVERING UP SOME STICKY SHIT
Imagine sucking down some primo weed from the vape and watching some freaky shit going on. But being too baked to type words can lead a mind to pick up a pen and make shapes… Do shapes have meanings? Is […]
SOMETIMES I LURK ABOUT TAKING PHOTOS OF STRANGERS
Is Steemit buggered? I sort of lurk on Steemit too and check out what my Steemit friends say about stuff. This week it’s all about hardfork 20 – opinion ranges from “everything is fucked and I’m going to Weku”, right […]
EVERYONE THINKS I’M A WOMAN
The whole time I’ve been on Steemit, most of my followers have assumed I’m female. Because of that I have developed a Sexual Identity Disorder (SID) – I now have Online Gender Reversal (OGR). This all came about because I […]
SHOULD WE BE DOING MORE SHITFORKS?
Code and updates and all that geek stuff is not my gig at all so I generally shut the fuck up about all that because I don’t understand it. And I might go speeding out of control and crash into […]
GAB IS A DANGEROUS HATE SPEECH SITE
GAB IS A DANGEROUS HATE SPEECH SITE THAT NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN No social media site poses a greater threat to civilization than Gab. The hate speech is so thick on Gab that it’s a wonder people haven’t started […]
WHAT NOISE DO KIWIS MAKE?
Like many New Zealanders I was totally unsure what noise Kiwis made. All the ones I’ve seen (in zoos and fruit bins and stuff) have been silent. But when they are pissed off – they go “squark” – check out […]
DO DEAD PEOPLE EVER TELL US WHAT TO POST?
Many years ago one of my friends decided to top himself with a drug overdose at the ripe old age of 23 After his funeral I rode my mountain bike up to the top of a local hill and sat […]
AM I TURNING INTO SOME SORT OF CHRISTIAN?
All my life I’ve always thought of Christians as people who have been brainwashed into believing an utter load of bullshit, so that they will do what they are told. Although I do believe we all interacting with vast patterns […]
MY SECRET TO SUCCESS ON THE INTERNET
Britney Spears was my ticket to the big time. Back when she was having her first breakdown and doing all sorts of weird shit, despite having no talent whatsoever, she was really popular. The handy thing about Britney is that […]
SOMETIMES I GET CARRIED AWAY AND JUST GO TO FAR…
Have a bigger one One minute I’m just taking it easy, maybe just a small one, but one thing leads to another and next minute I start having a few bigger ones. Next thing, everything starts to get freaky. And […]
LOLERS FOR AFRICA
Are you ready to LOL until shit sprays out of your arse?
A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK
A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK I decided to go for a walk but I only got half way down the path when I saw a freaky mushroom and stopped to take a photo of it. Just taking a photo of […]
I gotta quit worrying about shit
I GOTTA QUIT MAN I gotta quit worrying about shit. As well as trying to work out every conspiracy for the past century as usual, this week I’ve been checking out accounts on Steemit right left and center and concluding […]
THROBBING GRISTLE
THROBBING GRISTLE Back in 1975 a band was formed in England that would change the face of music. I’m not talking here about The Sex Pistols or The Clash. I mean Throbbing Gristle. http://crackmagazine.net/2016/04/throbbing-gristle-back-catalogue-to-be-repressed-on-vinyl/ They didn’t invent punk, heavy metal, […]
IS DONALD CHUMP A PIONEER IN INTER-SPECIES SCALP TRANSFERAL SURGERY?
IS DONALD CHUMP A PIONEER IN INaTER-SPECIES SCALP TRANSFERAL SURGERY? It’s widely known that the don is a big fan of scalp reduction surgery. That is where they get the sides of the scalp and stretch it up to cover […]
Is New Zealand’s prime minister actually a transvestite vampire?
Just what is New Zealand’s new prime minister? In a recent election a new party leader popped up and became our latest prime minister. Her name is Jacinda Ardern NZ has a long history of corrupt politicians, just like most […]
CRYPTOCURRENCY 101
CRYPTOCURRENCY 102 – MY PICKS FOR 2018 This is my January 2018 update to the Crypto 101 post I wrote in May 2017. Those recommendations did amazingly well, and this is my second crack at predicting he future. The original […]
CRYPTOCURRENCY 102 – MY PICKS FOR 2018
CRYPTOCURRENCY 102 – MY PICKS FOR 2018 Way back in the depths of history eight months ago when I did my Cryptocurrency 101 post it was a very different crypto scene. I was a bit nervous about doing a post […]
DEMANDS FOR A BETTER STEEMIT
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DOES ANYONE REALLY WATCH VIDEOS
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AND I WANNA BE
AND I WANNA BE – ANARCHY! When Johnny Rotten walked out on stage and sang “GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, SHE AIN’T NO HUMAN BEING” in 1977, he was the opposite of boring. And that’s what I’m looking for in Steemit […]
BOYCOTT ZIONIST ISRAEL
IS THERE A WAY TO STOP THE ZIONISTS FROM COMPLETING THEIR GENOCIDE OF PALESTINE? Most people are aware of the conflict between Israel and Palestine, and some even believe Israel’s actions are reasonable. But the four maps of Palestine / […]
I AM NEW TO STEAMIT
Hi everyone, my name is Angelique. I am very new here but heard am gonna meat great guys right here. I am a professional fashion designer, model, waitress, stripper, and pornstar in Las Vegas, and I love meeting new people […]
PUNCH AND JUDY ARE PUPPETS!
PUNCH AND JUDY ARE PUPPETS! And like many puppets they are controlled by hands up their arses. They are grotesque, ugly, and violent puppets who have different names and appear to hate each other. They like nothing more than to […]
WHO KILLED BOB MARLEY?
WHO KILLED BOB MARLEY? This is all a theory, and like all theories it could be complete bollocks. But it does sound very likely to me, although I am a paranoid conspiracy theorist… Bob Marley would probably have preferred people […]
POST THE SORT OF CONTENT ON STEEMIT THAT YOU WANT TO SEE YOURSELF
POST THE SORT OF CONTENT ON STEEMIT THAT YOU WANT TO SEE YOURSELF Like many people on Steemit I’m coming up to my one year anniversary. There seems to have been two really big mass migrations to Steemit – August […]
PAINTING IN THE STREETS
PAINTING IN THE STREETS Street art has a long history, with certain times and places like New York in the 80’s being famous hotbeds of urban art action… Surprisingly my own hood, Kilbirnie, Wellington, New Zealand has a thriving street […]
OLD TIME STEEMERS LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WORLD TO NEWBS
OLD TIME STEEMERS LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WORLD TO NEWBS Until this week I didn’t realise I was a Steemit old timer, but now I’m coming up to a year on Steemit and lately several things have drummed it into […]
A CENSORSHIP THREAT TO STEEMIT
FLAG THE TRUTH AWAY New accounts are now being set up explicitly for the purpose of flagging/censoring content they want to suppress. These accounts are not regular users who like flagging a few posts – they have been set up […]
IS STEEMIT LIKE A COUNTRY BEING FLOODED WITH IMMIGRANTS?
SOCIAL MEDIA IMMIGRATION Things have been a bit strange on Steemit for the past month or so. There has been a massive influx of oddly dressed people with no reputations. Most of them don’t quite fit in, and some of […]
THE COLOR PURPLE
I have a strange fetish for the color purple (the colour rather than the book) For this post heading I deliberately misspelt “colour” as “color” so that American readers would be able to understand what I was saying. But I’m […]
My favourite colour – Indigo
My favourite colour – Indigo sift666 in colorchallenge Here is a photo I took of the Wellington coastline looking out to the South Island with the Picton Ferry in the middle. For all you exotic foreigners this is New Zealand […]
SHOOTING FOR THE MOON
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HANGING OUT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS
HANGING OUT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS Yesterday I had to take a trip to a whole different kind of neighbourhood. Feeling a bit apprehensive, but keeping in mind that without photos, nothing ever really happened, I got […]
DOES ANYONE STILL RIDE MOTORBIKES?
DOES ANYONE STILL RIDE MOTORBIKES? Are motorbikes now just an old timers fantasy, like knights in amour or horses and carts? As a teenager I was obsessed with motorbikes, and as well as using them to get around I used […]
Taking Photos in the Weta Workshop
Taking Photos in the Weta Workshop. There are really only two rules at the Weta workshop. No photos and no touching stuff. Despite living just down the road in a neighbouring suburb @kiwideb and I have never been to the […]
I’ve Been Taking Photos Of Strangers Again.
I’ve Been Taking Photos Of Strangers Again For some reason I have a strange fetish for taking photos of strangers. I lurk about with my camera waiting to get a snap of them. And then I post their pics online […]
HOT LEATHER CLAD BABES ON MOTORBIKES vs. CRYPTOCURRENCY CHARTS
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Mouldylocks on Youtub
Mouldylocks on Youtub This Mouldylocks song and video is a LOLFEST. I suspect it’s getting a fair few more hits than Youtub is indicating, but that is the nature of the beast. Youtub do love to reset the view count. […]
Is Pinterest becoming another evil social media site like Fakebook?
Is Pinterest becoming another evil social media site like Fakebook? As recently as not long ago Pinterest was just a cool place where I went to look at amazing pictures and collect them like downloaded movies in my own folders. […]
DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY
DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY Eight months ago, soon after I first discovered Steemit because @corbettreport recommended it, I did a post about worry Recently I was looking for that post to send the link to someone and ended up re-reading […]
SOLID PROOF THAT IN 1969 LED ZEPPELIN INVENTED EVERYTHING
SOLID PROOF THAT IN 1969 LED ZEPPELIN INVENTED EVERYTHING It’s widely agreed that Led Zeppelin invented heavy metal. But it’s not so widely known that they also invented the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Here are two short […]
SELL YOUR BITCOIN NOW BEFORE THE BUBBLE BURSTS
SELL YOUR BITCOIN NOW BEFORE THE BUBBLE BURSTS Bitcoin has been on a wild ride and has now gotten into a crazy speculative bubble that can only end in a massive crash. If there are still buyers out there crazy […]
AMERICAN GODS JUST BLEW MY DOORS OFF
AMERICAN GODS JUST BLEW MY DOORS OFF Yesterday we sat down and watched episode one of the new American Gods TV series. We’ve been anticipating it for a while, but I was a bit uncertain that it was going to […]
Taking Photos in the Weta Workshop.
The Weta Workshop There are really only two rules at the Weta workshop. No photos and no touching stuff. Despite living just down the road in a neighbouring suburb @kiwideb and I have never been to the world famous Weta workshop. Yesterday […]
VAULT 7
Vault 7 Bombshell Just Vindicated Every Conspiracy Theorist – The CIA Can Spy On Anyone Through TVs, iPhones, Smart Phones And Windows PCs Another deep state bombshell just hit the ‘net with WikiLeaks’ release of over 8,000 pages of once-secret […]
THE EVOLUTION OF BILL GATES
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The American “health” con job
The American “health” con job Let’s Begin in the Year 1900 In the year 1900 the death rate from heart disease was 10%. By 1950 it had sky-rocketed to 30%. People were dropping dead at an alarming rate and the […]
The sorry story of salt
The sorry story of salt, and how we got fooled, again Have we been tricked into thinking salt is unhealthy, when actually it is vital to life and health? I believe so. When people are arguing about how healthy a […]
Why we use Paleo or other Real Food diets for healing
Why we use Paleo or other Real Food diets for healing The difference between dieting to lose weight and therapeutic diets for deeper healing. The idea for this post came to me after discussing this issue on someone else’s post. […]
A Simple Explanation Of Bitcoin
How To Explain Bitcoin To Your Grandparents – The Simple Way To Wrap Your Head Around Bitcoin Having a hard time explaining Bitcoin to your friends and relatives? Let me break it down for you real simple like, so even […]
I’M GIVING UP, I’M GOING TO QUIT
I’M GIVING UP, I’M GOING TO QUIT It’s all too much for too little reward, and I can’t go on anymore. Now don’t panic, I don’t mean I’m going to quit Steemit, or even top myself. But I am going […]
HOT KARL ACTION – KICK ARSE ROCK MUSIC FROM THIS CENTURY
HOT KARL ACTION – KICK ARSE ROCK MUSIC FROM THIS CENTURY Following on from my HOT BABOON ACTION CD compilation, and still armed with my trusty CD burner, I made my last compilation CD in 2009. It was called “HOT […]
SIX CHANGES I’D LOVE TO SEE ON STEEMIT
SIX CHANGES I’D LOVE TO SEE ON STEEMIT Not being a tech boffin, I have no idea how to do any of this stuff or even if it would actually work. Very possibly there is a chat area filled with […]
The South Island of New Zealand
The South Island of New Zealand One of the world’s most beautiful places. Despite living in Wellington, the nearest city in the world to the South Island, I’ve only actually been there on ten occasions. Catching the ferry for the […]
Did Facebook kill off email?
Did Facebook kill off email? Up until around 10 years ago, email was a popular means of communication – we sent emails to people we knew, and they sometimes replied to them. But as Facebook really started to take off, […]
STEEMIT VS WORDPRESS
STEEMIT VS WORDPRESS Some people are saying “Steemit will replace WordPress”. But I think they can co-exist happily, and I plan to keep using both. At this point Steemit looks to me to be a whole new technology, a complete […]
The killer thumbnail image – HOT CLICK BAIT
The killer thumbnail image – HOT CLICK BAIT Can the right thumbnail image pull in viewers like a flock of birds to a moldy loaf of bread? A sub-culture that has long paid attention to front cover images is magazine […]
This new Steemit photo geek thing
This new Steemit photo geek thing The hot new trend on Steemit seems to be to post a single photo with nothing else with it but some photo geek tech specs. Typically this will be something along the lines of […]
IT’S BEYOND OUR CONTROL
IT’S BEYOND OUR CONTROL “Whatever is going to happen will happen, whether we worry or not” – is an excellent quote from Ana Monnar The wisdom inherent in that saying is vast. People are endlessly addicted to worrying – from […]
Is longer really better?
Is longer really better? What if we are really just hanging out to wipe our arse and get on with it? While watching some of the Rio Olympics running coverage, I came to the conclusion that the 100m sprints were […]
Why a Facebook misfit belongs on Steemit
My controversial opinions caused a few issues on Facebook. It’s being reported that Mark Zuckerberg is freaking out about the decline in “personal updates” that is occurring on Facebook. People are still posting plenty of links to all sorts of […]
HOW’S YOUR ARSE?
HOW’S YOUR ARSE? Americans say ass when they mean arse. An ass is actually a donkey like animal that makes braying noises (much like our New Zealand Prime Minister, but that’s another story) and is popular among people who either […]
PHOTOS FROM THE BEAUTIFUL WELLINGTON NEW ZEALAND WATERFRONT
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MY OBSESSIVE POLAROID PHOTO FETISH
I’m not a pro photographer and I just take photos using basic Canon digital pocket cameras. My view on cameras is that for what I want to use my photos for – posting them on websites – the cameras I […]
IS STEEMIT THE FUTURE OF THE INTERNET
IS STEEMIT THE FUTURE OF THE INTERNET OR JUST THE NEW FACEBOOK? I HAVE QUIT FACEBOOK When I quit using Facebook on the 1st of July 2016, I had several reasons for doing so. Luckily I just logged out rather […]
48 HOURS ON STEEMIT AND I’VE JUST MADE US$200 FOR A BLOG POST!
IS STEEMIT THE FUTURE OF THE INTERNET OR JUST THE NEW FACEBOOK? Here it is – my third blog post on Steemit has done good – I really want to understand this site better, it goes off! My original Steemit […]
Steemit looks like the future of the internet – here is my first post
MY FIRST STEEMIT POST I have just been checking out Steemit, and I’m mostimpressed. Here is a copy of my first post which is online here: https://steemit.com/test/@sift666/steemit-test-1 My new Steemit blog is here: https://steemit.com/@sift666 Check out Steemit here: https://steemit.com Introducing […]
I HAVE FINALLY QUIT FACEBOOK
So Long, and Thanks for All the Facebook On the 1st of July 2016 I logged out of Facebook and stopped using it. It’s been a month now, and I’m pleased to be free of its grip. I haven’t closed […]
FAKEBOOK NO MORE How to quit Facebook and happily stop using it. Like giving up addictive foods, such as sugar, alcohol, bread, or coffee, I think the easiest way to quit Facebook is to do a clean 100% quit – […]