IN SEARCH OF KIWIS ON HIVE

Let’s get NZ back on the blockchain again like we did in the old days! Back in the glory days of Steemit (2017) there were lots of Kiwis posting. I had an account @mg-nz (Made Great – NZ) just for […]

CATS ARE CLEANER THAN WE ARE

Last time I was house sitting in Picton, I was looking after Puss, the furry little monkey who races around the place constantly looking for wild adventures. But she disappeared, and I was wondering where she had gone. Turned out […]

LURKING IN THE BUSHES

DOWN AT THE BEACH It was Waitangi Day holiday on Thursday, and it was a nice sunny day. I walked down to the beach and lurked in the sand dunes taking some photos.

GORE HAS BEEN UNDERWATER ALL WEEK

GORE IS GAY It’s 21 years since Mikey Havoc and Newsboy did their Gore is Gay video, when all of NZ rolled about out the floor pissing themselves – except the Gore locals, who where never happy about it and […]

MAKE THEM WEAR HELMETS

New Zealand is the only country in the world to force cyclists to wear helmets Now that riding electric scooters can save the planet from “climate change” and every righteous eco-warrior wants to do their bit to “save the planet” […]

DON’T DRINK THE TAP WATER

The Dark Side Of Water Fluoridation There are 7.7 billion people on this planet (as at March 2019). Only about 5 percent of them drink fluoridated water. Why? Because their governments recognize that fluoride in large amounts becomes a toxic […]

MAN BUSES ARE SEXUALLY OPPRESSIVE

MAN MUST GO BI The Wellington City Council has admitted that its use of German MAN buses is oppressive people of non-binary gender, so it is now planning to replace them all with new electric buses from Bus International (BI) […]

LIFE IN THE DEEP SOUTH

Hanging out in Picton So just what do people actually do in Picton. They sit in spa pools and look at the view. Well I certainly did a lot of that – this was the view from the spa pool. […]

HEADING DOWN SOUTH

ON THE FERRY TO PICTON The first step to going down South (I’m talking about New Zealand here, so “south” doesn’t mean Mexico!) is to catch the ferry across the Cook Straight to Picton. It can be rough on a […]

Kiwis vs Aussies

Bleeding Aussie Roo Shaggers As a Kiwi, sometimes I am horrified to be mistaken for an Aussie. Usually by Americans. So now I’m going to explain some key differences between Kiwis and Aussies. People in other countries often assume that […]

DO DRUGS GO WITH THAT BICYCLE?

DO DRUGS GO WITH THAT BICYCLE? BACK IN THE 90’S WE WERE A BIT MORE HARDCORE When a friend said she remembered Cuba Street, Wellington as being “bohemian” in 97, and I laughed and said that by 97 it had […]

TAKING A TRIP TO THE WILD SIDE

HANGING OUT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS This one time, I had to take a trip to a whole different kind of neighbourhood. Feeling a bit apprehensive, but keeping in mind that without photos, nothing ever really happened, […]

ON THE BUSES

Cruising about on the electric buses Double decker buses are a hot new photo platform. Wellington’s new electric double decker buses are actually pretty cool – cruising through Newtown there are all sorts of sights to be seen from the […]

UNHAPPY MEALS FOR SAD FAT NUMPTIES

 WHY DOES ANYONE EAT THIS CRAP? One in ten New Zealanders are on antidepressants. Although 10% is an eight-fold increase in total prescription numbers from 1998, it’s still a hell of a lot less than in America where 25% of […]

CHICKEN FREE CHICKEN

A new generation of meat Sunfed meats are made from premium yellow pea protein, they cook, feel and taste just like animal meat but are healthier, both for you and the planet. Chickens farting are putting the planet at risk from global warming, […]

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

HIT THE BEACH Sometimes when I want to sit and contemplate things, I walk down to the beach, and sit on the sand watching the waves, the walkers, the surfers, and the dogs playing. It really helps put things in […]

WHAT WOULD A TEENAGE BOGAN DO?

WHAT WOULD A TEENAGE BOGAN DO? WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOGAN? Yesterday a complete twat called me a bogan. That really cracked me up. These days I couldn’t be further from being a bogan. In fact I’m a boring […]

HOUSE WITH A VIEW

EVERYTHING IS PINK OK – I’m only posting this to make all you northern hemisphere dwellers jealous! A few minutes ago, @kiwideb said “look how pink the sky is” – and although it was already after 9pm, it’s the longest […]

WE ARE BEING SWAMPED BY INVADING HOARDS

Here in New Zealand tourist season has just started, and as well as the usual constant stream of planes landing, there is now a multitude of giant cruise liners coming into the harbour. This is a photo I took yesterday […]

WHAT NOISE DO KIWIS MAKE?

Like many New Zealanders I was totally unsure what noise Kiwis made. All the ones I’ve seen (in zoos and fruit bins and stuff) have been silent. But when they are pissed off – they go “squark” – check out […]

BLOWING UP POLITICIANS

IN NEW ZEALAND WE CELEBRATE BLOWING UP POLITICIANS Every year on November the 5th, we have a huge public celebration of blowing up politicians with lots of bombs. Its called Guy Fawkes. Rather than hiring hundreds of crisis actors to […]

Sir Donkey Boy

Key’s True Legacy & The Farce Of His Knighthood Key’s recent knighthood is a clear illustration and reminder of just how corrupt our government  corporation really is. To honour a man under whose watch we’ve descended to 41K homeless, and […]

My favourite colour – Indigo

My favourite colour – Indigo sift666  in colorchallenge Here is a photo I took of the Wellington coastline looking out to the South Island with the Picton Ferry in the middle. For all you exotic foreigners this is New Zealand […]

Taking Photos in the Weta Workshop

Taking Photos in the Weta Workshop. There are really only two rules at the Weta workshop. No photos and no touching stuff. Despite living just down the road in a neighbouring suburb @kiwideb and I have never been to the […]

Ever totally missed a season?

Ever totally missed a season? If the missing season was winter, probably nobody would really mind. But Wellington New Zealand has just missed summer, and gone straight from spring to winter (yes, we have missed autumn as well). We have […]

Zealandia – The eighth continent

Study Confirms Earth Has A Hidden Continent – Zealandia Earth has a concealed continent called ‘Zealandia’ hidden in the Pacific Ocean and attached to New Zealand, according to newly published research. A team of 11 researchers found that New Zealand […]

DONKEY

NEVER PUT A DONKEY IN CHARGE OF A COUNTRY   New Zealand’s “prime” minister for the past six years was John Key. From this point on I’ll refer to the low-life scumbag as “donkey” because referring to him by his […]

DOWN ON THE DOCKS

DOWN ON THE DOCKS We decided to harden up and take a walk around Wellington’s rough and dangerous port. Feeling brave we took our lives in our hands and checked out all the forbidden sights at the waterfront. Alongside the […]

The South Island of New Zealand

The South Island of New Zealand One of the world’s most beautiful places. Despite living in Wellington, the nearest city in the world to the South Island, I’ve only actually been there on ten occasions. Catching the ferry for the […]

The TPP – a giant scam

Obama Tries To Sneak Through the TPP The TPP (Trans-Pacific Partnership) is a huge Globalist trade deal among 12 nations that would a) “phase out thousands of tariffs” (NY Times, 6/1/16) and b) set up corporate tribunals to punish nations […]

WAKE UP NEW ZEALAND

United Nations, John Key’s New Zealand Cycle Way And Fascist Globalist Government In New Zealand – Agenda 21 The vast majority of New Zealanders and the world in general are so distracted by day to day busy-ness, reality television and […]

The Desecration Of New Zealand

Some of the delusions that most of the world holds about New Zealand, are finally  falling to pieces  – thanks to the Panama Papers whistleblower While trust lawyers market us to foreign capital, Tourism New Zealand has spent the last 17 […]

TRIPPING IN AN INSTAGRAM STYLE

 A FEW HOLIDAY PHOTOS – We just had an awesome holiday, in Kuratau (South End of Lake Taupo) and then across to Napier on the east coast. We were away for 10 days, and this was the first time in […]

TPPA MARCH BOLLOCKS

WHY WE QUIT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH TPPA PROTESTS The last Wellington TPPA protest march we went to in November 2015 sucked. Until then the marches seemed to be mainly filled with aware and on to it New Zealanders […]

Standing Room Only

Standing Room Only Hanging out down at Lyall Bay on New Years Eve I got the same vibe I used to get at the beaches up north on New Years Eve – that sense of danger, that everyone is going […]