THE DEMOTARDS ARE PREPARING TO REVOLT

I’m really not into American politics, but if this clown show is about to fuck up the global economy before the end of this month, it’s only fitting to share some photos of Democrat party supporters preparing to riot. I have no frigging idea where any of these pictures originated from. But that is the […]

MY MERRY XMAS MASS MAILOUT

MERRY XMAS This is one of those mass emails where I just send something to everyone on my contacts list in the hope that it makes amends for ignoring most of you for the past year. I’m sure many of you will think “oh there goes another bloody spam email” and hit delete, but if […]

WTF IS THIS? – How to write like a pro

I was looking for a draft of a post that I wrote ages ago, but I found this gem instead. I’m not sure what I was up to, but it’s too good to waste! How to write like a pro For some months I’ve been trying to get hold of a new book that a […]

MY MOST CONTROVERSIAL POST EVER

There was a time on Steemit (August 2017 to be exact), when the site was inundated with fake introduce yourself posts by scammers hoping to make a few dollars. There were a lot of numpties with more Steem Power than brain cells who were upvoting these posts in order to “onboard new users” (sound familiar?) […]

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION

In times gone by, we used to read fiction to explore imaginary realities. Now we live in a reality so bizarre even Philip K Dick probably would have needed to up his drug intake to deal with it… I once read a short story by Philip K Dick. It was called “The Martian Anal Division”, […]

The Great American Fart – A NOVEL

Inspired by the monetisation of serialized novels, I have commenced writing my own masterpiece: I sit at my desk and begin writing my new novel. I type each word with intense concentration, sculpting my novel into the great American masterpiece. I lick my lips and gaze lovingly down at my shiny new laptop running Windows […]