Britney Spears was my ticket to the big time.

Back when she was having her first breakdown and doing all sorts of weird shit, despite having no talent whatsoever, she was really popular.

The handy thing about Britney is that both her names can be easily misspelled. I fact by the time you add misspellings like Brittney, Bitney, and Britery, to names like Speers, Spear, and Spares, you can have over 600 numpty names.

Then add all the juicy stuff – porn, boobs, naked, sex, etc, and wait for Bentny Speared to expose herself getting in a limo, after shaving off all her hair off and going berserk. And next thing you have truck loads of hits!

I know it worked because I did just that! Bratney was the start of my devious trick of doing web pages with thousands of key search words hidden in the code. Unfortunately Gooble later cottoned on to this practice and fucked my shit up…

Dear site owner or webmaster of frot.co.nz,

While we were indexing your webpages, we detected that some of your pages were outside our quality guidelines.

In order to preserve the quality of our search engine, we have temporarily removed some webpages from our search results.

Currently pages from frot.co.nz are scheduled to be removed for at least 30 days.

This was bad for business and I got told off!

More people are aware now that Gooble are as evil as fuck but back in 2007 when Bentney lost the plot most people had no idea that all Gootle search results are selected to promote propaganda and distraction.

Goofle have a long term relationship with the CIA. Robert David Steele, an ex-CIA agent, has claimed that CIA seed money helped get the company off the ground, and named Gooble’s CIA contact as Dr. Rick Steinheiser.

Generally, most of Goodal’s attempts at censorship appear to be exactly what the CIA would like to do if they controlled Goople. Could be a coincidence, but then William Casey, past director of the CIA, did say in 1981 “We’ll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false.”

What got me thinking about this today is that Buntney Spores appears to be having yet another breakdown this month. These days performing with no talent is standard for pop stars, but I guess she’s been doing it longer than most.