HANGING OUT WITH DRUG DEALERS AT THE WELLINGTON WATERFRONT
The Wellington waterfront has got it all, it’s sort of a South Pacific Miami vice. Where else can you sit in the sun surrounded by luxury apartments and flash boats and get wasted off your nut?
Everything here screams “we have cash”
The dealers park their Mercedes in front of their apartments
And sit sipping champagne and watching the boats go by
But sometimes punters start to get carried away – they start sessioning up bigtime
And next thing the boats get weird
And there are naked men
And odd looking women appear out of nowhere
So fat men strip off their clothes and jump in
They hit the water with a boom like a cannon going off
While boring farts like me look at sheepskin slippers
While secretly dreaming of Ducati’s (who wants some fruity Lambo – this is the real deal!)