Category: FUNNY

WHY DO I HAVE A HIVE ACCOUNT CALLED FLOTE?

FROT July 18, 2020

I’m a big fan of Flote and even have an account here on Hive named @flote – my one owner never been thrashed Hive @flote account is in immaculate as new condition. image – https://mises.org/wire/horrors-communist-china Here is my actual Flote account – https://flote.app/FROT But why also have an account on Hive called @flote? At the start of 2020 it was very clear […]

HOW TO WASTE MORE TIME ON THE INTERNET

FROT July 7, 2020

If you are reading my blog, you probably already have considerable skills in this area and don’t need advice from an amateur like me. You are probably too busy to read this post anyway so just stare at this picture for a few moments and relieve yourself. Now I’m going to blather on a bit, […]

HOW GOING VEGAN CHANGED MY LIFE

FROT July 1, 2020

OK, I’m not really talking about eating any rabbit food here. I just mean sort of sniffing it. I know sniffing sounds a bit dodgy, but this is plants not panties, and it’s all perfectly normal. So I sniffed some vegan plants. Next thing I knew I had this urge to draw things. This hasn’t […]

LOLPIC UNIVERSE

FROT June 17, 2020

LOLPIC UNIVERSE is the world’s largest collection of LOLPICS – from cat fails to corona mask fetishists, memes both with and without teeth – get your full hit in one place. Any image double ups, or anything that offends you – please talk to the manager.                 “If […]

DOING MY BIT FOR THE CAUSE

FROT June 13, 2020

For my first post on Hive I will be identifying as a communist shill with platform relationship issues. Gradually the purple haze retreated and I found myself in a small yellow room with an angry man in a red leather bondage suit. He was slapping me the way Batman slaps Robin. “We know you have […]

TODAY I’M HAVING A FLOTE

FROT June 12, 2020

Yesterday I revealed my inner GAB, and today I’m keen for a good Flote. About a year ago when it was becoming increasingly obvious the Steemit was all over bar the shouting I started looking for a new platform, and I found Flote. Flote has a very cool minimalist interface. It’s a work of art […]

HAVE A GAB AT THIS

FROT June 11, 2020

Hive is where I go to see real content – quality posts and all that sort of thing. But GAB totally cracks me up. It is a place with endless memes and no censorship. Anything goes and snowflakes can go and fuck themselves. There are no payouts for posts so you can’t be downvoted by […]

IS PURPLE TOO GAY?

FROT May 13, 2020

Purple Purple is my favourite colour. This may mean I am a lesbian. It has been said that most men are lesbians trapped in men’s bodies. I once was outed by NZ stand up comic Cal Wilson for wearing a purple top at her show. Ever since then I’ve unsure of my identity. I catch […]

THE UNIVERSE WANTED ME TO SEE THIS

FROT May 10, 2020

NEW FRONTIERS IN ARTISTIC EXPRESSION Sometimes the universe conspires to make things happen (and I’m not saying that to mock Louise Hay, who I’m a big fan off, even if I don’t always fully emulate her online) Arriving early to an appointment I was drawn to an art book in the waiting room – “Damn […]