MY SECRET TO SUCCESS ON THE INTERNET

FROT July 1, 2018

Britney Spears was my ticket to the big time. Back when she was having her first breakdown and doing all sorts of weird shit, despite having no talent whatsoever, she was really popular. The handy thing about Britney is that both her names can be easily misspelled. I fact by the time you add misspellings […]

TIME FOR A NEO PASSPORT

FROT June 15, 2018

Time for a neo passport. The passport for ‘Neo’ in The Matrix, a movie released in 1999, shows an expiration date of 11 SEP 01. I know it’s  only another “meaningless coincidence” and there was only 3650 days for the producers to choose from. And it’s not like The Matrix is about global control or anything, but […]

A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK

FROT May 28, 2018

A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK I decided to go for a walk but I only got half way down the path when I saw a freaky mushroom and stopped to take a photo of it. Just taking a photo of it isn’t really pushing the envelope I started thinking. I used to drink my own […]

Alex Jones does BONE BROTH

FROT May 4, 2018

Alex Jones/Bill Hicks finally does something useful This totally cracks me up! Is bone broth about to become the hot new thing? We certainly hope so – our bone broth is for sale here: http://www.naturefoods.co.nz/nutra-organics-bone-broth-original  

I gotta quit worrying about shit

FROT May 1, 2018

I GOTTA QUIT MAN I gotta quit worrying about shit. As well as trying to work out every conspiracy for the past century as usual, this week I’ve been checking out accounts on Steemit right left and center and concluding that at least half the new ones set up this year are fake, and also […]

Autism: Rooted in the Bowel

FROT April 26, 2018

Autism: Rooted in the Bowel Autism is a metabolic disorder. It is also triggered by vaccinations that damage the bowel in small children, most notably the MMR jab. Even though this has been substantiated several times over, the researcher who first discovered the connection still faces intense persecution. That man is Andrew Wakefield. As a […]

THROBBING GRISTLE

FROT March 21, 2018

THROBBING GRISTLE Back in 1975 a band was formed in England that would change the face of music. I’m not talking here about The Sex Pistols or The Clash. I mean Throbbing Gristle. http://crackmagazine.net/2016/04/throbbing-gristle-back-catalogue-to-be-repressed-on-vinyl/ They didn’t invent punk, heavy metal, or ska. They invented performance tampon. (officially they are credited with inventing Industrial Music, but […]