Category: FUNNY

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK?

FROT January 2, 2019

Get your dick out and measure it I have at least four loyal followers who regularly read my posts, but I have no idea how big their cocks are because I haven’t asked them. I suspect that two of them don’t actually have cocks. Yesterday one of them called me a pervert. “You are a […]

A NEW RECORD FOR BEING KICKED OFF WEKU

FROT December 28, 2018

WEKU BANNED ME AFTER ONE POST! I know I’m an offensive prick, but even for me this is impressive. While Steemit was being screwed over by Hardfuck 20 a few people I follow started talking about a new site called Weku. They said it was just like Steemit but everyone was more friendly and they […]

OF COURSE MEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPETE AS WOMEN!

FROT December 27, 2018

MEN ARE ENTITLED TO BE WOMEN Anyone who complains about men competing as women is just a sexist bigot! This is all perfectly fair and reasonable: A biological male who identifies as a transgender woman has won a women’s world championship cycling event. Rachel McKinnon, a professor at the College of Charleston, won the women’s […]

CUTE PICTURES OF CATS

FROT December 22, 2018

People sometimes ask me ” Why are you always going on about conspiracies and bad shit – haven’t you got any cute cat pictures?” Well actually I do have the odd one or two, and maybe today would be a good day to share a few random cat pictures. Here are a few good pictures […]

WE NEED TO STOP MOANING AND GRUMBLING.

FROT December 10, 2018

Here’s a few LOLers Losing a shitload of money on cryptos really sucks but at this point we are pretty fucked up so every day we might as well LOL until shit comes out of our noses. So to that end, here are a dozen lolers that cracked me up: WEBSITE – http://www.frot.co.nz BLOG – […]

TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM

FROT November 20, 2018

THE FEEDBACK IS MY FAVOURITE PART! On my blog people think I’m some sort of god. They constantly give me positive feedback. It’s nothing like on Steemit! “The people have spoken, the bastards.” Mark Twain You are such a morron! – coca-cola isn’t as bad as you think because it has aspartame; i’m a diabetic […]

A BAD DAY AT THE COMPUTER

FROT November 19, 2018

WHEN IT ALL SUCKS LIKE A VAC Have you ever had one of those days when so much bad shit has gone down online the you want to unplug your internet connection? Because you feel like you accidentally got your nuts caught in the weedeater, and something bad is about to take place. Well there […]

VEGAN TATTOOING

FROT November 9, 2018

A new vegan trend seems to be vegan tattooing  – Whatever floats your boat I guess, but I always wonder if they freak out when they find out the ink wasn’t vegan… LOL  

A HOT NEW ARSE

FROT November 8, 2018

I ONCE DID A BLOG POST SAYING I WANTED A HOT NEW ARSE And that seems a perfect subject for my second test of SteemPress because everyone on Steemit is obsessed with arses and going on about them constantly.                     A big arse would be awesome […]

SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FIND OUT WHAT A PERVERT I AM

FROT October 31, 2018

My reputation is about to be destroyed by a hacker. Here in New Zealand it’s Halloween tonight. (It’s World Vegan day tomorrow but I’d better not go there or I might start provoking angry outbursts) And everyone here is getting bombarded by spam emails. I never normally look at them, but I’ve had two people […]