Category: FUNNY

EVERYONE THINKS I’M A WOMAN

FROT October 25, 2018

The whole time I’ve been on Steemit, most of my followers have assumed I’m female. Because of that I have developed a Sexual Identity Disorder (SID) – I now have Online Gender Reversal (OGR). This all came about because I never do any posts about code or blockchains. And as I’m not always fully engaged […]

GAB IS A DANGEROUS HATE SPEECH SITE

FROT October 20, 2018

GAB IS A DANGEROUS HATE SPEECH SITE THAT NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN No social media site poses a greater threat to civilization than Gab. The hate speech is so thick on Gab that it’s a wonder people haven’t started sending fake letter bombs to synagogues… What sort of hate speech? – Well it’s almost […]

WHAT NOISE DO KIWIS MAKE?

FROT October 19, 2018

Like many New Zealanders I was totally unsure what noise Kiwis made. All the ones I’ve seen (in zoos and fruit bins and stuff) have been silent. But when they are pissed off – they go “squark” – check out this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=zRoarshptCA   Most NZ birds are named after the noise they make – […]

DISNEY SATANIC PORN

FROT October 10, 2018

HOT SATANIC CARTOON PORN There is a whole lot of dodgy stuff going down in kid’s cartoons! Disney’s original home video releases of The Rescuers were recalled on January 8, 1999 due to the discovery of two photographs of a topless woman in the background of two frames of the movie. The offending images were removed in later […]

STREET ART

FROT September 30, 2018

American artist Tom Bob is using street “furniture” to create art that interacts with it’s surroundings. From turning a sewer into a frying pan, to transforming gas meters into quirky lobsters, Tom Bob is making New York city a happier place. #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 https://www.boredpanda.com/street-art-tom-bob-new-york/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic%22

LMAO MEMES

FROT July 18, 2018

SOME MEMES THAT MADE MY ARSE GO FUNNY One of my followers just asked me what “LOLERS FOR AFRICA” meant, so for this memes post I’ll call it LMAO MEMES and won’t mention Africa… LMAO = Laughing My Arse Off (arse means ass for Americans) Leave Me Alone, Okay Lick Me All Over Love My […]

MY SECRET TO SUCCESS ON THE INTERNET

FROT July 1, 2018

Britney Spears was my ticket to the big time. Back when she was having her first breakdown and doing all sorts of weird shit, despite having no talent whatsoever, she was really popular. The handy thing about Britney is that both her names can be easily misspelled. I fact by the time you add misspellings […]

A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK

FROT May 28, 2018

A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK I decided to go for a walk but I only got half way down the path when I saw a freaky mushroom and stopped to take a photo of it. Just taking a photo of it isn’t really pushing the envelope I started thinking. I used to drink my own […]

Alex Jones does BONE BROTH

FROT May 4, 2018

Alex Jones/Bill Hicks finally does something useful This totally cracks me up! Is bone broth about to become the hot new thing? We certainly hope so – our bone broth is for sale here: http://www.naturefoods.co.nz/nutra-organics-bone-broth-original  

THROBBING GRISTLE

FROT March 21, 2018

THROBBING GRISTLE Back in 1975 a band was formed in England that would change the face of music. I’m not talking here about The Sex Pistols or The Clash. I mean Throbbing Gristle. http://crackmagazine.net/2016/04/throbbing-gristle-back-catalogue-to-be-repressed-on-vinyl/ They didn’t invent punk, heavy metal, or ska. They invented performance tampon. (officially they are credited with inventing Industrial Music, but […]