Category: FUNNY

MERRY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

FROT January 1, 2023

This is an email I sent out to all my contacts for new years – but I couldn’t send it to Gmail accounts because I’m blocked and it was struggling to  display on Protonmail because there are too many pictures – so here they all are as a gallery on my blog!   Here a […]

THE TOSSER

FROT December 28, 2022

Is it possible to do a blog post by tossing a coin? This was an idea for a blog post that I wrote down ages ago – It was a strange experiment… Sometimes I find my notes and ideas and end up reading them and wondering if I am a complete fruitloop. TOSSPOST HEADS I start […]

MAN BUSES ARE SEXUALLY OPPRESSIVE

FROT December 10, 2022

MAN MUST GO BI The Wellington City Council has admitted that its use of German MAN buses is oppressive people of non-binary gender, so it is now planning to replace them all with new electric buses from Bus International (BI) the bus division of American truck manufacturer International. The current buses feature the word “MAN” […]

AM I BEING STALKED BY A BOT?

FROT November 23, 2022

Before going any further I just want to make it clear that this post is not satirical and I am convinced every word of this is true. About five years ago on Steemit there used to be hundreds of unbelievably lame comments on many of the posts. Many of them were long and complex with […]

TOTALLY PHAT

FROT November 11, 2022

PHATTER THAN PHAT A few years back I did a blog post with some fat pictures. It was very popular. It was also very unpopular. This is the internet, so all forms of popularity are desirable. Now then, what was on that page? Diet Hippo Darren Jones from Brinnington, Stockport, England, has been drinking 6 […]

WORLD VEGAN DAY

FROT November 1, 2022

Every year on November 1st “WORLD VEGAN DAY” is promoted – clearly it is important to acknowledge this day… For some reason there is not a day to celebrate omnivores (which is what humans actually are), but in these days of men getting pregnant all the time, I guess any mention of actual biology could […]

AMERICA

FROT October 18, 2022

AMERICA THE GREAT This page was originally intended to be funny. But the more I added to it, the less funny it looked, and the more like a train wreck. Sadly, like the Roman empire, America’s days appear to be numbered. I hope things turn around, but it needs to be pretty fast, and I […]

A QUARTER OF A MILLION PAWN TAGS

FROT October 14, 2022

After reading that more than 25% of all internet searches are for pawn, I began wondering if adding a bunch of pawn tags to a blog post would increase my site traffic. Pornography Statistics of USA: On average, there are over 372 people who search for the “adult” word on their search engine every second. […]