Category: HIVE

WHY DO I HAVE A HIVE ACCOUNT CALLED FLOTE?

FROT July 18, 2020

I’m a big fan of Flote and even have an account here on Hive named @flote – my one owner never been thrashed Hive @flote account is in immaculate as new condition. image – https://mises.org/wire/horrors-communist-china Here is my actual Flote account – https://flote.app/FROT But why also have an account on Hive called @flote? At the start of 2020 it was very clear […]

HOW TO WASTE MORE TIME ON THE INTERNET

FROT July 7, 2020

If you are reading my blog, you probably already have considerable skills in this area and don’t need advice from an amateur like me. You are probably too busy to read this post anyway so just stare at this picture for a few moments and relieve yourself. Now I’m going to blather on a bit, […]

FIVE THINGS I QUIT DOING WHEN I SWITCHED TO HIVE

FROT July 4, 2020

Next month would have been my four year anniversary on Steemit. Except that I quit using it the day of the hardfork. We can choose to jump about in dog shit and then complain that our shoes stink, or we can look at stuff we like better than dog shit instead. Yesterday I was chilling […]

DOING MY BIT FOR THE CAUSE

FROT June 13, 2020

For my first post on Hive I will be identifying as a communist shill with platform relationship issues. Gradually the purple haze retreated and I found myself in a small yellow room with an angry man in a red leather bondage suit. He was slapping me the way Batman slaps Robin. “We know you have […]

CATS ARE CLEANER THAN WE ARE

FROT June 2, 2020

Last time I was house sitting in Picton, I was looking after Puss, the furry little monkey who races around the place constantly looking for wild adventures. But she disappeared, and I was wondering where she had gone. Turned out I had locked her in the garage. For 18 hours! Rather than hating me for […]

AND THEN I FOUND THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING

FROT May 17, 2020

EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT HIVE. Hive can be a bit new and confusing for anyone with semi-retarded tech geek skills. I started out lurking around on Steemit  in 2016, but even so I still had a couple of questions I’ve been wanting to ask about how to do stuff on Hive that […]

SOMETIMES I SIT AND THINK AND OTHER TIMES I JUST SIT

FROT February 13, 2020

If I can’t be arsed trying to expose all the cover ups and scams, or argue with tossers any more, is that defeat or a spiritual sense of zen? I’m going to be more zen and let bollocks play out as it does… https://peakd.com/not/@gimp/sometimes-i-sit-and-think-and-other-times-i-just-sit

VOTING LIKE A MANIAC

FROT January 5, 2020

We all like getting upvotes, but they tend to be given out like medals only to posts that are worthy. What if I just autovote all the posts by everyone I follow. I must have thought you were OK if I followed you, so now I’m going to autovote everything you post just to make […]