HAVE MOTORBIKES BECOME EXTINCT – LIKE FAX MACHINES?

FROT June 2, 2019

HAVE MOTORBIKES BECOME EXTINCT – LIKE FAX MACHINES? THE SAD DEMISE OF MOTORCYCLES Does anyone still ride motorbikes, or are they just an old timers fantasy, like knights in amour or horses and carts? As a teenager I was obsessed with motorbikes, and as well as using them to get around I used to race […]

DO DRUGS GO WITH THAT BICYCLE?

FROT May 31, 2019

DO DRUGS GO WITH THAT BICYCLE? BACK IN THE 90’S WE WERE A BIT MORE HARDCORE When a friend said she remembered Cuba Street, Wellington as being “bohemian” in 97, and I laughed and said that by 97 it had already become a safe space for office dwellers to visit and pretend they were living […]

TAKING A TRIP TO THE WILD SIDE

FROT May 27, 2019

HANGING OUT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS This one time, I had to take a trip to a whole different kind of neighbourhood. Feeling a bit apprehensive, but keeping in mind that without photos, nothing ever really happened, I got my camera out and started getting a few shots. Even the cars were […]

WHY DO WE DO THIS SHIT?

FROT May 22, 2019

MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A BUCKET OF ACID AND TRIP OUT Like most real people who blog, as opposed to bots who generate posts on social media using AI, and all the secret agency employees who polish their knobs, I have long held a probably quite delusional idea that there are actual people who […]

ON THE BUSES

FROT May 19, 2019

Cruising about on the electric buses Double decker buses are a hot new photo platform. Wellington’s new electric double decker buses are actually pretty cool – cruising through Newtown there are all sorts of sights to be seen from the higher platform. With a few reflections and the odd bit of shit on the windows, […]

BACK WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND CARS WERE AS WELL

FROT May 17, 2019

BACK WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND CARS WERE AS WELL Get hard and go off Back in the 70’s “trans” didn’t mean some ladyboy in a mini skirt. It meant a hardcore car like a 1973 Ford Mustang Trans Am. No padded airbags up front And no extra fat padding for the arse either   […]

I HAD A CLEAR OUT

FROT May 10, 2019

A WINNER ON A WINDOW SILL Riding along on a double decker bus I saw this guy just sitting on his windowsill, lots of tats, an ear thing the size of a golf ball, having a smoke and drinking some sugar water in a bottle. A winner. And the sight got me thinking about Steemit.What […]

UNHAPPY MEALS FOR SAD FAT NUMPTIES

FROT May 7, 2019

 WHY DOES ANYONE EAT THIS CRAP? One in ten New Zealanders are on antidepressants. Although 10% is an eight-fold increase in total prescription numbers from 1998, it’s still a hell of a lot less than in America where 25% of the population are said to be on antidepressants. Now American corporate interests are doing their […]

THE SECRET TO RAPID WEIGHT LOSS

FROT May 1, 2019

LOL YOURSELF TO TOTAL BUFFNESS If you can LOL so hard that clear jelly like substances come out of your nose, rapid weight loss is guaranteed. And if you can make clear jelly come out of your arse as well, you will be totally buff before you know it! Here is an easy to follow […]