Category: FUNNY

WITH ALL THE ANGER OF A JILTED EX LOVER

FROT November 22, 2019

I BUGGERED OFF FOR THREE MONTHS On my third birthday back in August I celebrated by totally quiting all use of Steemit. I was pretty pissed off about having all my illusions totally shattered. Back in 2016 I was writing posts about Steemit being the future of the internet, making friends, making money, and doing […]

IN YER FACE – The fine art of intimate portrait photography

FROT September 16, 2019

IN YER FACE – The fine art of intimate portrait photography How to bring out the inner beauty in your subjects – five photography tips from a professional. #1. Start by establishing a close personal connection with your subject to overcome their inhibitions. Build a connection by commenting on their complexion, hair style or facial […]

Climate Change Activists Trapped in Ice

FROT September 9, 2019

Possibly this bunch clueless warmerist numpties will be able to build a bike lane across the ice while they are down there and so do something useful… The Swedish ship M / S Malmö with 16 climate activists on board is trapped in the ice at Spitsbergen. This as reported in the Norwegian newspaper Nordlys […]

I am going Hardcore…

FROT September 3, 2019

Blogging is just too anal these days Back in 2009 I had a Blogger blog, and this is a quick copy and paste of some posts from it – it was random and easy, like a cheap slut. I liked those days, when blogging was more fun and less anal Being shit wins hands down […]

HUMOUR HAS BEEN BANNED ONLINE

FROT June 30, 2019

Despite the fact that all laughter has been declared offensive, I still like to have a bit of a chuckle – and it also goes really well with hoovering down some prime sticky bud. The fact that it helps ward off libtards as an added bonus. FROT WEBSITE http://www.frot.co.nz FROT BLOG https://www.frot.co.nz/design/blog PALNET FROT https://www.palnet.io/@frot STEEMIT FROT […]

Not Safe For Americans (NSFA)

FROT June 14, 2019

The internet is being made safer for Americans. This is long overdue as many Americans have been offended. Sites like Fakebook and Youtub are now leading the move to protect Americans from gratuitous offense danger (GOD). Here are some offensive things that qualify as NSFA: Use of taboo words that should not be spoken There […]

HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

FROT June 13, 2019

Americans know how to dress themselves better than any other nation. The key to making America the greatest nation on earth again is for Americans to be proud of their bodies and their sexuality, and to stop being inhibited – to show the world they are proud to be their true selves. And the best […]

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED

FROT June 12, 2019

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED Sometimes we just have to bend over and take it like a gimp. This one time, I was abducted by aliens. After twelve hours of anal probing they informed me that I would now believe everything I was told by the government. They also told me that […]

IMAGINE IF THE DARWIN AWARDS BECAME AN ANALOGY FOR LIFE

FROT June 8, 2019

 Maybe we are becoming stupider by the day, but we haven’t noticed yet? Probably best not to contemplate that – it might make us paranoid. FROT WEBSITE http://www.frot.co.nz FROT BLOG https://www.frot.co.nz/design/blog PALNET FROT https://www.palnet.io/@frot STEEMIT FROT https://steemit.com/@frot STEEMIT SIFT666 https://steemit.com/@sift666