HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Americans know how to dress themselves better than any other nation. The key to making America the greatest nation on earth again is for Americans to be proud of their bodies and their sexuality, and to stop being inhibited – to show the world they are proud to be their true selves. And the best […]

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED Sometimes we just have to bend over and take it like a gimp. This one time, I was abducted by aliens. After twelve hours of anal probing they informed me that I would now believe everything I was told by the government. They also told me that […]

IMAGINE IF THE DARWIN AWARDS BECAME AN ANALOGY FOR LIFE

 Maybe we are becoming stupider by the day, but we haven’t noticed yet? Probably best not to contemplate that – it might make us paranoid. FROT WEBSITE http://www.frot.co.nz FROT BLOG https://www.frot.co.nz/design/blog PALNET FROT https://www.palnet.io/@frot STEEMIT FROT https://steemit.com/@frot STEEMIT SIFT666 https://steemit.com/@sift666  

TAKING A TRIP TO THE WILD SIDE

HANGING OUT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS This one time, I had to take a trip to a whole different kind of neighbourhood. Feeling a bit apprehensive, but keeping in mind that without photos, nothing ever really happened, I got my camera out and started getting a few shots. Even the cars were […]

WHY DO WE DO THIS SHIT?

MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A BUCKET OF ACID AND TRIP OUT Like most real people who blog, as opposed to bots who generate posts on social media using AI, and all the secret agency employees who polish their knobs, I have long held a probably quite delusional idea that there are actual people who […]

BACK WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND CARS WERE AS WELL

BACK WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND CARS WERE AS WELL Get hard and go off Back in the 70’s “trans” didn’t mean some ladyboy in a mini skirt. It meant a hardcore car like a 1973 Ford Mustang Trans Am. No padded airbags up front And no extra fat padding for the arse either   […]

I HAD A CLEAR OUT

A WINNER ON A WINDOW SILL Riding along on a double decker bus I saw this guy just sitting on his windowsill, lots of tats, an ear thing the size of a golf ball, having a smoke and drinking some sugar water in a bottle. A winner. And the sight got me thinking about Steemit.What […]

UNHAPPY MEALS FOR SAD FAT NUMPTIES

 WHY DOES ANYONE EAT THIS CRAP? One in ten New Zealanders are on antidepressants. Although 10% is an eight-fold increase in total prescription numbers from 1998, it’s still a hell of a lot less than in America where 25% of the population are said to be on antidepressants. Now American corporate interests are doing their […]

THE SECRET TO RAPID WEIGHT LOSS

LOL YOURSELF TO TOTAL BUFFNESS If you can LOL so hard that clear jelly like substances come out of your nose, rapid weight loss is guaranteed. And if you can make clear jelly come out of your arse as well, you will be totally buff before you know it! Here is an easy to follow […]