WHAT DO ALIENS DO ALL DAY?

Many people are aware that aliens walk among us. They are all over the place but some people are inhibited about asking what they actually do because they don’t want to look like racists. What aliens enjoy doing most is abducting cows. They hover above fields and nab a cow for the night. Then they […]

CAN AN OLD KNOB MAKE NEW ART?

The bathroom door handle broke so I took it off to suss out what was wrong with it. Turns out it’s totally buggered. As a temporary repair I bolted on a couple of hose fittings. Something to pull on until we get a new one. It looked a bit like a freaky little square face […]

AT WHAT POINT DOES MY ART CEASE TO BE MY OWN?

This is a question I’ve been pondering a bit lately on Hive with people discussing plagiarism vs. original art, and now that I’m planning to start posting to the Alien Art Hive Community I want to get a good idea of what is considered OK. As well as trying to get my head around what […]

HOW TO WASTE MORE TIME ON THE INTERNET

If you are reading my blog, you probably already have considerable skills in this area and don’t need advice from an amateur like me. You are probably too busy to read this post anyway so just stare at this picture for a few moments and relieve yourself. Now I’m going to blather on a bit, […]

A DRAWING OF A GIANT MOTHER LOBSTER

Last Night I was watched a TV episode about a giant mother lobster who was being blackmailed into robbing banks (The Tick S2) OK there may have been a Pax4 vape and some primo sticky bud also involved at my end. And a Samsung tablet, and some image editing apps…           […]

THE UNIVERSE WANTED ME TO SEE THIS

NEW FRONTIERS IN ARTISTIC EXPRESSION Sometimes the universe conspires to make things happen (and I’m not saying that to mock Louise Hay, who I’m a big fan off, even if I don’t always fully emulate her online) Arriving early to an appointment I was drawn to an art book in the waiting room – “Damn […]

A CRACK UP NEWS STORY FROM 2016

91 year old woman fills in crossword at museum – only to discover it was a £60,000 artwork A 91-year-old woman has been questioned by police in Germany after she filled in the blanks in a piece of modern art based on a crossword puzzle. The pensioner, who has not been named under German privacy […]