Category: FUNNY

THE DEMOTARDS ARE PREPARING TO REVOLT

FROT January 15, 2021

I’m really not into American politics, but if this clown show is about to fuck up the global economy before the end of this month, it’s only fitting to share some photos of Democrat party supporters preparing to riot. I have no frigging idea where any of these pictures originated from. But that is the […]

MY MERRY XMAS MASS MAILOUT

FROT December 22, 2020

MERRY XMAS This is one of those mass emails where I just send something to everyone on my contacts list in the hope that it makes amends for ignoring most of you for the past year. I’m sure many of you will think “oh there goes another bloody spam email” and hit delete, but if […]

WTF IS THIS? – How to write like a pro

FROT December 1, 2020

I was looking for a draft of a post that I wrote ages ago, but I found this gem instead. I’m not sure what I was up to, but it’s too good to waste! How to write like a pro For some months I’ve been trying to get hold of a new book that a […]

MY MOST CONTROVERSIAL POST EVER

FROT November 4, 2020

There was a time on Steemit (August 2017 to be exact), when the site was inundated with fake introduce yourself posts by scammers hoping to make a few dollars. There were a lot of numpties with more Steem Power than brain cells who were upvoting these posts in order to “onboard new users” (sound familiar?) […]

The Great American Fart – A NOVEL

FROT October 26, 2020

Inspired by the monetisation of serialized novels, I have commenced writing my own masterpiece: I sit at my desk and begin writing my new novel. I type each word with intense concentration, sculpting my novel into the great American masterpiece. I lick my lips and gaze lovingly down at my shiny new laptop running Windows […]

THIS GUY HAS THE BIGGEST COCK

FROT October 25, 2020

It has long been my ambition to free up the content on Hive and stop being such a bunch of boring geek pussies… So let’s get down to business WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK? I only have six loyal followers who regularly read my posts and comment on them. And I have no idea how […]

WTF ARE THESE NUMPTIES WEARING?

FROT September 17, 2020

Men’s Fashion 2020 Collection Is Finally Here! When I first saw this webpage I thought it was taking the piss out of the fashion industry. And it is hilarious. My jaw hung open and my eyes sort of spun round and round trying to block out the images but still being morbidly fascinated. Now imagine […]