FEEDING MY PET WOOLLY MAMMOTH

FROT April 28, 2020

More new pictures and things! Today’s new additions to my “THE GREAT CORONA PANDEMIC HOAX OF 2020” compilation page include lots of new memes and some words of wisdom. https://www.frot.co.nz/design/conspiracy/the-great-pandemic-hoax-of-2020/ NEW GOVERNMENT GUIDELINES RELEASED TODAY: 1. Basically, you can’t leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can. 2. Masks […]

FIRST SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT CORONA VIRUSES CAN LEAP ACROSS GAPS

FROT April 11, 2020

Yesterday I managed to capture a high resolution image of a Corona virus jumping across a 1.5m gap. I checked my Facebook feed, and nobody has posted any similar images in the past 24 hours, so this image has been confirmed as a world first. And the image is the real deal. I know this […]

THE THING THAT FREAKED ME OUT THE MOST THIS WEEK

FROT March 14, 2020

It’s been a week of watching people freaking out. What freaked me out most is not that so many people fell hook line and sinker for the “corona virus” psyop – that is not surprising, sheeple fall for a variation of the virus psyop every two years. And it’s not that toilet paper is […]

VEGAN FREE CARROTS

FROT February 26, 2020

MEATY CARROTS ARE A BIG HIT A Welsh butcher is selling meaty ‘carrots’ made with minced pork because he is so fed up with vegans naming food after meat, and they are a huge hit with customers. Tom Samways, 36, from Cardigan, Wales, used pork mince to make the ‘carrots’, his recipe is finished off […]

30 LOLS A DAY HELPS STOP US TURNING INTO BOTS

FROT February 20, 2020

LOL so hard you shit yourself! It doesn’t always work, but its worth a shot. Turning into a bot means you have to have all your bits removed, and you don’t want that do you? Here are 30 LOLERS and no words because typing is too much like hard work:

A CRACK UP NEWS STORY FROM 2016

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FROT February 6, 2020

91 year old woman fills in crossword at museum – only to discover it was a £60,000 artwork A 91-year-old woman has been questioned by police in Germany after she filled in the blanks in a piece of modern art based on a crossword puzzle. The pensioner, who has not been named under German privacy […]

HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA VIRUS

FROT February 2, 2020

EASY WAYS TO AVOID CATCHING CORONA VIRUS The key is to cover your face – ideally with a mask, but if all the masks are sold out there are lot of other easy do it yourself ways to guarantee your safety from Corona virus. Here are some 100% effective ways to stay safe that have […]

Imagine if I did a webpage about America and it became disgustingly popular

FROT January 6, 2020

A webpage so popular it has brought in millions of hits to this website. I originally intended the page to be funny. But the more I added to it, the less funny it looked, and the more like a train wreck. Sadly, like the Roman empire, America’s days appear to be numbered. I hoped things […]

RANDOM LOLERS FROM THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

FROT December 20, 2019

BABOON’S SPHINCTERS Serious punters need to spend more time looking at baboon’s sphincters. It does them a lot of good, and I always like to do what I can to help serious punters. Was that all a steeming pile of shit? Maybe I should just go on about cryptocurrencies… FROT WEBSITE http://www.frot.co.nz FROT […]

I AM ANAL

FROT December 8, 2019

YES, I HAVE SOME ANAL TENDENCIES Now I don’t mean that in some sort of sicko pervert way – I mean I like my stuff to be organised like a Formula One workshop. A few days ago I saw a really messy car, and that night had a nightmare about living in a house where […]