Category: STEEMIT

IMAGINE HOOVERING UP SOME STICKY SHIT

FROT October 28, 2018

Imagine sucking down some primo weed from the vape and watching some freaky shit going on. But being too baked to type words can lead a mind to pick up a pen and make shapes… Do shapes have meanings? Is the desire to reveal conspiracies part of the conspiracy? Have I been played like a […]

SOMETIMES I LURK ABOUT TAKING PHOTOS OF STRANGERS

FROT October 28, 2018

Is Steemit buggered? I sort of lurk on Steemit too and check out what my Steemit friends say about stuff. This week it’s all about hardfork 20 – opinion ranges from “everything is fucked and I’m going to Weku”, right through to “this is the greatest advancement in the history of blockchains”. I HAVE NO […]

EVERYONE THINKS I’M A WOMAN

FROT October 25, 2018

The whole time I’ve been on Steemit, most of my followers have assumed I’m female. Because of that I have developed a Sexual Identity Disorder (SID) – I now have Online Gender Reversal (OGR). This all came about because I never do any posts about code or blockchains. And as I’m not always fully engaged […]

SHOULD WE BE DOING MORE SHITFORKS?

FROT October 21, 2018

Code and updates and all that geek stuff is not my gig at all so I generally shut the fuck up about all that because I don’t understand it. And I might go speeding out of control and crash into something. But this post by @reggaemuffin – https://steemit.com/witness-update/@reggaemuffin/witness-statement-for-reggaemuffin-proposing-hardfork-adoption-requirements Got me thinking. Cool logo, I wonder […]

GAB IS A DANGEROUS HATE SPEECH SITE

FROT October 20, 2018

GAB IS A DANGEROUS HATE SPEECH SITE THAT NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN No social media site poses a greater threat to civilization than Gab. The hate speech is so thick on Gab that it’s a wonder people haven’t started sending fake letter bombs to synagogues… What sort of hate speech? – Well it’s almost […]

WHAT NOISE DO KIWIS MAKE?

FROT October 19, 2018

Like many New Zealanders I was totally unsure what noise Kiwis made. All the ones I’ve seen (in zoos and fruit bins and stuff) have been silent. But when they are pissed off – they go “squark” – check out this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=zRoarshptCA   Most NZ birds are named after the noise they make – […]

AM I TURNING INTO SOME SORT OF CHRISTIAN?

FROT September 16, 2018

All my life I’ve always thought of Christians as people who have been brainwashed into believing an utter load of bullshit, so that they will do what they are told. Although I do believe we all interacting with vast patterns of an energy structure not incompatible with what is called God (Good), I think the […]

MY SECRET TO SUCCESS ON THE INTERNET

FROT July 1, 2018

Britney Spears was my ticket to the big time. Back when she was having her first breakdown and doing all sorts of weird shit, despite having no talent whatsoever, she was really popular. The handy thing about Britney is that both her names can be easily misspelled. I fact by the time you add misspellings […]

A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK

FROT May 28, 2018

A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK I decided to go for a walk but I only got half way down the path when I saw a freaky mushroom and stopped to take a photo of it. Just taking a photo of it isn’t really pushing the envelope I started thinking. I used to drink my own […]