My favourite fridge magnet is a holographic skull that I’ve been trying to make into a picture. I’ve done several edits but none seemed quite right. Yesterday I think I nailed it – this is the look I was after. “Holographic Skull 666” (2020) This magnet has always reminded me of the time when I […]

Art doesn’t have to be done on canvases and kept in it’s own special place, hanging on a wall like a shrine. There is all sorts of boring stuff that needs tarting up – like appliances Here are a couple of appliances I hot rodded. A boring looking footbath in lame pale green got some […]

Sometimes images come to us in the night eager to show us things like dive bombing retro body suits with poached egg eyes and lizard tongued breasts which are lurking just beyond our boundaries. The lines and swirls we try to evaluate and organise into logical order are lusting to be given their own colours […]

Many people are aware that aliens walk among us. They are all over the place but some people are inhibited about asking what they actually do because they don’t want to look like racists. What aliens enjoy doing most is abducting cows. They hover above fields and nab a cow for the night. Then they […]