Category: FUNNY

I HAD A CLEAR OUT

FROT May 10, 2019

A WINNER ON A WINDOW SILL Riding along on a double decker bus I saw this guy just sitting on his windowsill, lots of tats, an ear thing the size of a golf ball, having a smoke and drinking some sugar water in a bottle. A winner. And the sight got me thinking about Steemit.What […]

THE SECRET TO RAPID WEIGHT LOSS

FROT May 1, 2019

LOL YOURSELF TO TOTAL BUFFNESS If you can LOL so hard that clear jelly like substances come out of your nose, rapid weight loss is guaranteed. And if you can make clear jelly come out of your arse as well, you will be totally buff before you know it! Here is an easy to follow […]

Always be your true self

FROT April 10, 2019

How I became a disgruntled Steemit bitch Back in the early days of Steemit I was a total believer and I used to work my arse off. Despite reading that the whole thing was a ponzi sheme and that Dan was a con artist, I thought Steemit was going to be awesome. In 2016 and […]

LOLLERS FOR AFRICA

FROT March 12, 2019

A week of FROTTAGE on GAB – What might it look like? One of the cool things about GAB is that being pretty new, it hasn’t yet been overrun by fake AI accounts trying to promote various agendas like make money for zion, or divide and conquer the sheeple. But that is not to say […]

ALL I COULD SEE WAS PINK HITLERS

FROT January 25, 2019

GAY NAZIS ALL OVER THE PLACE Imagine if you packed so much primo bud into your PAX 3 vapouriser that after you smoked it while watching Keven Smith, all you could think about was Hitler. In gay pink.  When you are that fucked up you can’t really write much. But you can make shit pink. […]

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION

FROT January 11, 2019

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION I once wrote about a short story by Philip K Dick, called “The Martian Anal Division”, and it was about a parallel version of our world in which everything is run by and for the benefit of a small but cunning collection of Martian invaders. It was an analogy for society […]

IT WAS STINKING HOT YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING WENT APESHIT

FROT January 4, 2019

IT WAS STINKING HOT YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING WENT APESHIT Fuck it was hot yesterday Just a week ago I was boasting online how hot and sunny it was here, but that was just to troll all the Northern Hemisphere punters who were moaning about being cold. Truth is, we are not bleeding Aussies, we are […]