WHY DOES NOBODY NOTICE THIS BLATANT CON?

Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks To begin with Alex and Bill look almost exactly alike and their facial recognition matches 100% only it appears Alex has had a nose job, a face-lift and gotten considerably fatter than Bill ever was.  Alex definitely dyes his hair, they have two identical moles on the right side […]

RANDOM LOLERS FROM THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

BABOON’S SPHINCTERS Serious punters need to spend more time looking at baboon’s sphincters. It does them a lot of good, and I always like to do what I can to help serious punters.       Was that all a steeming pile of shit? Maybe I should just go on about cryptocurrencies… FROT WEBSITE http://www.frot.co.nz FROT […]

666

666 MAKES THE ILLUMINATI WORLD GO ROUND Kleenex 666 Kleenex is a a brand of tissue owned by Kimberly-Clark, an American multinational. The Kleenex brand is so famous that it is often used a a generic name for tissues in the United States and Canada. Some have speculated that the Number of the Beast, 666, […]

I AM ANAL

YES, I HAVE SOME ANAL TENDENCIES Now I don’t mean that in some sort of sicko pervert way – I mean I like my stuff to be organised like a Formula One workshop. A few days ago I saw a really messy car, and that night had a nightmare about living in a house where […]

IT’S THE END OF A DECADE – BUT WAS THERE ANY MUSIC?

OK I’d better get this out of the way first – most modern music is utter SHIT. So could I find anything I liked? Not much, but here are a couple of tracks I think are worth checking out. The Kills – Future Starts Slow (2011) – when this played in the final of Altered […]

THE FIRST WEEK OF MY ZERO EXPECTATIONS STEEMIT EXPERIMENT

IT SEEMS BETTER AFTER HITTING RESET If you are used to driving about in a half decent car and one day you wake up and find yourself in a shitbox, quite understandably you feel jaded. You might moan and bleat, and then toss your keys in the bushes and walk off muttering stuff like “fuck […]

LIVING VICARIOUSLY

Get a dose of speed. Long ago in the 90’s I was into the new sport of downhill mountainbiking. Back then we started out riding hardtails with three inch travel forks and it was like racing kango hammers. We got punished! These days I’m a broken old fart who makes creaking noises walking down stairs, […]

WITH ALL THE ANGER OF A JILTED EX LOVER

I BUGGERED OFF FOR THREE MONTHS On my third birthday back in August I celebrated by totally quiting all use of Steemit. I was pretty pissed off about having all my illusions totally shattered. Back in 2016 I was writing posts about Steemit being the future of the internet, making friends, making money, and doing […]