LIKE RESPLENDENT INFANTS TOPPLING OFF OUR OWN THRONES

Make sun while the hay shines. We were running about in our online playground waving our dicks in the air and making squeaking noises. We thought that if we played by the house rules we would become large and godlike fully paid up cult members with added status. But one day it all degenerated into […]

REAL ART – NOT SOME STONER CRAP

DONE BY A PROPER ARTIST There I was walking past a flash inner city art gallery and in the window was a painting that looked just like something I might of done myself after a session with so primo sticky bud. So I took a snapshot of it, but it was on a bit of […]

MISUNDERSTAND ALL YOU SEE

WAKE UP SHEEPLE Back in 1967, not long after they replaced Paul McCartney with the new guy – the taller, right handed, and narrower faced Fake Paul (aka Faul), The Beatles put out the album that was all carefully written and created for them – Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. On the song “Strawberry […]

MY ADVENTURES IN SOCIAL MEDIA

MY NEW ADVENTURES IN SOCIAL MEDIA Does Steemit still have an upside after all? After venturing onto pretty much no social media platforms other than Steemit for nearly three years, recently I’ve been out exploring the wilderness. I’m not going to get into all the reasons why I haven’t been a happy little Steemian lately […]

Always be your true self

How I became a disgruntled Steemit bitch Back in the early days of Steemit I was a total believer and I used to work my arse off. Despite reading that the whole thing was a ponzi sheme and that Dan was a con artist, I thought Steemit was going to be awesome. In 2016 and […]

CHICKEN FREE CHICKEN

A new generation of meat Sunfed meats are made from premium yellow pea protein, they cook, feel and taste just like animal meat but are healthier, both for you and the planet. Chickens farting are putting the planet at risk from global warming, so everyone should go vegan with chicken free chicken and eat real meaty chunks without […]

LOLLERS FOR AFRICA

A week of FROTTAGE on GAB – What might it look like? One of the cool things about GAB is that being pretty new, it hasn’t yet been overrun by fake AI accounts trying to promote various agendas like make money for zion, or divide and conquer the sheeple. But that is not to say […]

TO SHARE OR NOT TO SHARE?

CAN I BE ARSED? After finally waking up to full extent of all the fake accounts on Steemit, I mostly lost interest and stopped posting at the start of February. Now that I’ve got my head around the extent of the bots and AI on the platform, the big question is “Is there any point […]

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

HIT THE BEACH Sometimes when I want to sit and contemplate things, I walk down to the beach, and sit on the sand watching the waves, the walkers, the surfers, and the dogs playing. It really helps put things in perspective. Lately on Steemit I’ve been feeling like we are pushing shit up hill. Pushing […]