IT WAS STINKING HOT YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING WENT APESHIT

IT WAS STINKING HOT YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING WENT APESHIT Fuck it was hot yesterday Just a week ago I was boasting online how hot and sunny it was here, but that was just to troll all the Northern Hemisphere punters who were moaning about being cold. Truth is, we are not bleeding Aussies, we are […]

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK?

Get your dick out and measure it I have at least four loyal followers who regularly read my posts, but I have no idea how big their cocks are because I haven’t asked them. I suspect that two of them don’t actually have cocks. Yesterday one of them called me a pervert. “You are a […]

FINANCIAL ADVICE FOR 2019

I KNOW THE FUTURE Being a day ahead of most of you, I know some things you don’t. So this is all intended as financial advice. You should fully commit every dollar you can borrow and invest in my predictions: OK lets start with cryptos. They are going to go lower than they are now, […]

SOMETIMES I WRITE REALLY SHITS DRAFTS AND POST THEM ANYWAY

A REALLY SHIT DRAFT Now is the end of the year and I’m clearing out all my old drafts. So that means I must post this one, even if it is utter rubbish. For a while at the start of 2018 I was trying out a dictation program (Dragon) – but the results were terrible. […]

A NEW RECORD FOR BEING KICKED OFF WEKU

WEKU BANNED ME AFTER ONE POST! I know I’m an offensive prick, but even for me this is impressive. While Steemit was being screwed over by Hardfuck 20 a few people I follow started talking about a new site called Weku. They said it was just like Steemit but everyone was more friendly and they […]

OF COURSE MEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPETE AS WOMEN!

MEN ARE ENTITLED TO BE WOMEN Anyone who complains about men competing as women is just a sexist bigot! This is all perfectly fair and reasonable: A biological male who identifies as a transgender woman has won a women’s world championship cycling event. Rachel McKinnon, a professor at the College of Charleston, won the women’s […]

WHY I QUIT USING INSTAGRAM

I HAD TO GET MY SORRY ARSE OFF INSTAGRAM People sometimes wonder why so many people quit using Steemit. I think a big reason is because they start out full of hope, and they are looking for the next big thing. But after a while they realise that Steemit is another big work in progress […]

THOSE THAT KNOW, MOSTLY SHUT THEIR FACES

HOW TO BE POPULAR I’ve learned all sorts of things here on Steemit this year. One of them is that posting popular opinion gets you followers, upvotes, and much love. But calling bollocks on widely believed opinion gets you unfollows, and 20 cents payouts. Every time I see someone do a post exposing some hidden […]

STEEMPRESS – ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS TO HAPPEN TO STEEMIT

WORDPRESS WITH STEEMPRESS COULD TURN STEEMIT INTO A POPULAR BLOGGING PLATFORM In the current Steemit and crypto environment of “we are all doomed, and our world is about to end” (sort of like global warming), there is not a lot of good stuff to report. But as a WordPress blogger, with the invention of the […]