THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION

FROT January 11, 2019

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION I once wrote about a short story by Philip K Dick, called “The Martian Anal Division”, and it was about a parallel version of our world in which everything is run by and for the benefit of a small but cunning collection of Martian invaders. It was an analogy for society […]

THAT SINKING FEELING

FROT January 10, 2019

GOING DOWN LIKE A SINKING SHIP Like all of us who have been around a while, eventually I’ve come to recognise that sinking feeling. I know that a couple of my Steemit friends are about to do posts revealing some very deep and very dirty Steemit secrets, and I wanted to write this post before […]

SOME DIRTY SECRETS ABOUT STEEMIT FROM AUGUST 2016

FROT January 8, 2019

The Ugly Truth Behind Steemit You post content, people decide if they like it or not and depending on how ‘popular’ it is, you get paid. Being able to monetize your content is great and it’s about time that we have a way to do it. However, when it comes to Steemit, appearance is deceiving. Through […]

IT WAS STINKING HOT YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING WENT APESHIT

FROT January 4, 2019

IT WAS STINKING HOT YESTERDAY AND EVERYTHING WENT APESHIT Fuck it was hot yesterday Just a week ago I was boasting online how hot and sunny it was here, but that was just to troll all the Northern Hemisphere punters who were moaning about being cold. Truth is, we are not bleeding Aussies, we are […]

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK?

FROT January 2, 2019

Get your dick out and measure it I have at least four loyal followers who regularly read my posts, but I have no idea how big their cocks are because I haven’t asked them. I suspect that two of them don’t actually have cocks. Yesterday one of them called me a pervert. “You are a […]

FINANCIAL ADVICE FOR 2019

FROT January 1, 2019

I KNOW THE FUTURE Being a day ahead of most of you, I know some things you don’t. So this is all intended as financial advice. You should fully commit every dollar you can borrow and invest in my predictions: OK lets start with cryptos. They are going to go lower than they are now, […]

AMERICA IS OWNED AND CONTROLLED BY ISRAEL

FROT December 30, 2018

WHY DOES AMERICA SUCK ZIONIST DICK? Confronting Israel Is Important –  The Jewish State Is No Friend The problem with America’s so-called “special relationship” with Israel is the terrible national security and foreign policy choices that are sustained by pervasive political and media corruption, so any honest attempt to examine one inevitably leads to the […]

SOMETIMES I WRITE REALLY SHITS DRAFTS AND POST THEM ANYWAY

FROT December 29, 2018

A REALLY SHIT DRAFT Now is the end of the year and I’m clearing out all my old drafts. So that means I must post this one, even if it is utter rubbish. For a while at the start of 2018 I was trying out a dictation program (Dragon) – but the results were terrible. […]

A NEW RECORD FOR BEING KICKED OFF WEKU

FROT December 28, 2018

WEKU BANNED ME AFTER ONE POST! I know I’m an offensive prick, but even for me this is impressive. While Steemit was being screwed over by Hardfuck 20 a few people I follow started talking about a new site called Weku. They said it was just like Steemit but everyone was more friendly and they […]