Category: ART

JOHN LYDON INVENTED ALL THE COOLEST MUSIC

FROT July 10, 2019

JOHN LYDON INVENTED ALL THE COOLEST MUSIC There was a time when music was the real deal but that ended decades ago Most old farts know that John Lydon invented punk in 1977 with his band The Sex Pistols. Never Mind The Bollocks immediately changed the face of music.   Just one year later in […]

BADCOCK BEATS A WOMAN TO DEATH WITH A STICK

FROT June 26, 2019

Down at our local art gallery, John Badcock is having an exhibition. He is a photo realist, and his lead painting is of a naked man beating a woman with a stick. I carefully added some Toyota HiAce van reflection to give my photo of his painting some social context. And then I let rip […]

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED

FROT June 12, 2019

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED Sometimes we just have to bend over and take it like a gimp. This one time, I was abducted by aliens. After twelve hours of anal probing they informed me that I would now believe everything I was told by the government. They also told me that […]

WHY DO WE DO THIS SHIT?

FROT May 22, 2019

MAYBE I NEED TO TAKE A BUCKET OF ACID AND TRIP OUT Like most real people who blog, as opposed to bots who generate posts on social media using AI, and all the secret agency employees who polish their knobs, I have long held a probably quite delusional idea that there are actual people who […]

LIKE RESPLENDENT INFANTS TOPPLING OFF OUR OWN THRONES

FROT April 25, 2019

Make sun while the hay shines. We were running about in our online playground waving our dicks in the air and making squeaking noises. We thought that if we played by the house rules we would become large and godlike fully paid up cult members with added status. But one day it all degenerated into […]

REAL ART – NOT SOME STONER CRAP

FROT April 19, 2019

DONE BY A PROPER ARTIST There I was walking past a flash inner city art gallery and in the window was a painting that looked just like something I might of done myself after a session with so primo sticky bud. So I took a snapshot of it, but it was on a bit of […]

ALL I COULD SEE WAS PINK HITLERS

FROT January 25, 2019

GAY NAZIS ALL OVER THE PLACE Imagine if you packed so much primo bud into your PAX 3 vapouriser that after you smoked it while watching Keven Smith, all you could think about was Hitler. In gay pink.  When you are that fucked up you can’t really write much. But you can make shit pink. […]

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION

FROT January 11, 2019

THE MARTIAN ANAL DIVISION I once wrote about a short story by Philip K Dick, called “The Martian Anal Division”, and it was about a parallel version of our world in which everything is run by and for the benefit of a small but cunning collection of Martian invaders. It was an analogy for society […]

FINANCIAL ADVICE FOR 2019

FROT January 1, 2019

I KNOW THE FUTURE Being a day ahead of most of you, I know some things you don’t. So this is all intended as financial advice. You should fully commit every dollar you can borrow and invest in my predictions: OK lets start with cryptos. They are going to go lower than they are now, […]

THOSE THAT KNOW, MOSTLY SHUT THEIR FACES

FROT December 13, 2018

HOW TO BE POPULAR I’ve learned all sorts of things here on Steemit this year. One of them is that posting popular opinion gets you followers, upvotes, and much love. But calling bollocks on widely believed opinion gets you unfollows, and 20 cents payouts. Every time I see someone do a post exposing some hidden […]